https://applerankings.com/hunnyz-apple-review/
Hunnyz Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the horribly named Hunnyz Apple, a basically tasteless mediocrity too embarrassingly named to eat.
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https://applerankings.com/ludacrisp-apple-review/
Ludacrisp Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - Review of the bafflingly named Ludacrisp apple which has no affiliation with Dirty South rapper Ludacris whatsoever.
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https://applerankings.com/yellow-apples/
Yellow Apples - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - The official rankings of yellow apples by comedian and Appleist Brian Frange. Ranked in order and evaluated on a 100 point scale.
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https://applerankings.com/king-david-apple-review/
King David Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 20, 2026 - Review of the serviceable Arkansas heirloom, the King David Apple. A dark and tart apple that is worth eating if available.
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https://applerankings.com/mutsu-crispin-apple-review/
Mutsu (Crispin) Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the so-called
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https://applerankings.com/kanzi-apple-review/
Kanzi Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - The review of the psychedelic, boundary-shattering, European party apple - the Kanzi. Belgium's feral and out-of-control delicious mess.
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https://applerankings.com/ruby-frost-apple-review/
Ruby Frost Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 16, 2026 - Review of the Ruby Frost Apple. Hailing from New York, this sexy-looking apple tastes great but has a skin too thick to be worth eating.
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https://applerankings.com/jonagold-apple-review/
Jonagold Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the bi-colored New York bred forget-me-fruit, the Jonagold will vanish from memory moments after being eaten.
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https://applerankings.com/
Home - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange - Comedian Brian Frange
Feb 2, 2026 - The industry-standard, definitive, inarguable guide to ranking and reviewing munching apples. Curated by comedian Brian Frange.
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https://applerankings.com/sweet-orin-apple-review/
Sweet Orin Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - The review of the Sweet Orin Apple, this Japanese imposter fruit is nothing but a pear doing a failed impression of an apple.
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https://applerankings.com/kiku-apple-review/
Kiku Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the a Kiku Apple, nothing more than a Fuji in disguise rebranded as a Japanese anime girl's sneeze.
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https://applerankings.com/red-delicious-apple-review/
Red Delicious Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Jan 15, 2026 - Review of the despicable Red Delicious apple. One of the worst apples in the world and somehow still one of the most popular.
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https://applerankings.com/envy-apple-review/
Envy Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - The review of another New Zealand hit, the Envy apple, is now found in supermarkets worldwide and a worthy addition to Applelandia.
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https://applerankings.com/autumn-glory-apple-review/
Autumn Glory Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the disgusting Autumn Glory apple. A surprising disappointment from Washington state and a true delight to avoid eating.
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https://applerankings.com/fuji-apple-review/
Fuji Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Japanese Fuji apple. A supermarket mainstay that lacks any qualities deeming worthy of the shelf space.
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https://applerankings.com/macoun-apple-review/
Macoun Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Macoun Apple, a short-lived flirt that will instantaneously become a mealy sack of disappointment once picked.
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https://applerankings.com/blondee-apple-review/
Blondee Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Blondee Apple, a mutant yellow Gala with a fascinating origin story that is not worthy of a spin-off franchise.
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https://applerankings.com/newtown-pippin-apple-review/
Newtown Pippin Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the historically significant Newtown Pippin Apple. An American Founding Father favorite that tastes like a sand-filled condom.
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https://applerankings.com/ambrosia-apple-review/
Ambrosia Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Jan 15, 2026 - Review of the barely worth eating Ambrosia, a honey-like apple that would anger the Gods with its many imperfections.
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https://applerankings.com/lucy-glo-apple-review/
Lucy Glo Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - The review of the red-flesh Lucy Glo Apple, a circus freak, clown testicle that is worth every single delicious bite.
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https://applerankings.com/cripps-pink-apple-review/
Cripps Pink Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the underwhelming Cripps Pink Apple, the lesser understudy of the trademarked and far superior Pink Lady Apple.
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https://applerankings.com/pie-apples/
Pie Apples - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 16, 2026 - The official rankings of baking apples by comedian and Appleist Brian Frange. Ranked in order and evaluated on a 100 point scale.
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https://applerankings.com/koru-plumac-apple-review/
Koru (Plumac) Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the middling Koru (Plumac) Apple, a masterclass in mediocrity that straddles the line between decent apples and pure trash.
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https://applerankings.com/sweetango-apple-review/
SweeTango Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - Review of the untouchable SweeTango apple. The reigning champion of apples for the past seven years and possibly the greatest of all time.
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https://applerankings.com/jazz-apple-review/
Jazz Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Mar 16, 2026 - Review of the bewildering Jazz Apple, a dense New Zealand confusion of flavors that fail to harmonize effectively.
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https://applerankings.com/modi-apple-review/
Modi Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the Italian disgrace, Modi Apple. A flavorless red-yellow lump named after famed painter Modigliani
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https://applerankings.com/rockit-apple-review/
Rockit Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Rockit Apple, bite-sized lumps of space junk, pre-washed and ready to eat right out of the plastic container.
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