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https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/fun-with-captions_15.html The Vault of Buncheness: FUN WITH CAPTIONS!!! Batman's hopes waned as the pork rinds delivery van sped away into the horizon. the vault fun with captions https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/time-for-title-change.html?showComment=1198787880000 The Vault of Buncheness: TIME FOR A TITLE CHANGE Regular readers of the Vault know I've got a frequently-run column called CINEMA SHITHOUSE, but now I have to come up with a different title... the vault time for title change https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/batman-whatever-happened-to-caped.html?showComment=1246542377856 The Vault of Buncheness: BATMAN: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CAPED CRUSADER? THE DELUXE EDITION (2009) Is anyone else out there as completely and utterly fucking sick of Batman as I am? I grew up with major love for the Caped Crusader, and in ... whatever happened to https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/book-of-year.html The Vault of Buncheness: BOOK OF THE YEAR!!! What is there left to say about the unmitigated excellence of comics storyteller Jaime Hernandez that has not already been covered at great ... the vault book year https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2005/12/on-being-scary-black-man.html?showComment=1133984640000 The Vault of Buncheness: ON BEING A SCARY BLACK MAN This afternoon I was out picking up groceries and as I approached my block I noticed a petite blonde casting fearful glances at me from over... the vault on being scary black man https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/time-for-title-change.html?showComment=1198831920000 The Vault of Buncheness: TIME FOR A TITLE CHANGE Regular readers of the Vault know I've got a frequently-run column called CINEMA SHITHOUSE, but now I have to come up with a different title... the vault time for title change https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2008/01/on-sidewalks-of-new-york-blind.html The Vault of Buncheness: ON THE SIDEWALKS OF NEW YORK: BLIND BRUTHAMAN As I made my way above ground from the subway this morning, I passed down 42nd Street through the usual throng and noticed a blind black dud... the vault new york sidewalks blind https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2005/12/on-being-scary-black-man.html?showComment=1134216960000 The Vault of Buncheness: ON BEING A SCARY BLACK MAN This afternoon I was out picking up groceries and as I approached my block I noticed a petite blonde casting fearful glances at me from over... the vault on being scary black man https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/in-honor-of-date-that-will-live-in.html?showComment=1197064680000 The Vault of Buncheness: IN HONOR OF THE DATE THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY "America! Fuck yeah!!!" Today's the sixty-sixth anniversary of when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, and while we're pals nowadays I have t... the vault in honor https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/10/cinema-shithouse-film-crew-giant-of.html The Vault of Buncheness: THE FILM CREW: THE GIANT OF MARATHON (2007) The Film Crew are back with this fourth release, a snarky commentary version of the 1959 Italian swords-and-sandals outing THE GIANT OF MARA... the vault film crew giant marathon https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/humped-him-bar-when-he-was-only-three.html The Vault of Buncheness: "HUMPED HIM A B'AR WHEN HE WAS ONLY THREE": WERE THERE DIRTY LYRICS TO... Fess Parker, Davy Crockett himself, draws Old Betsy in outrage over his young fans' vile corruption of his iconic theme tune. Now that Fes... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/02/one-of-greatest-submissions-of-all-time.html?showComment=1267132423513 The Vault of Buncheness: ONE OF THE GREATEST SUBMISSIONS OF ALL TIME: FILTHIE RICH Of the many questionable submissions that made its way to Marvel, perhaps none offered greater potential than the brilliant lives-up-to-its-... the vault all time one https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2005/12/on-being-scary-black-man.html?showComment=1134014400000 The Vault of Buncheness: ON BEING A SCARY BLACK MAN This afternoon I was out picking up groceries and as I approached my block I noticed a petite blonde casting fearful glances at me from over... the vault on being scary black man https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/perfect-song-for-my-current-state-of.html The Vault of Buncheness: THE PERFECT SONG FOR MY CURRENT STATE OF MIND "Wide Wide River" from the album "It Crawled Into My Hand, Honest" (1968) by The Fugs. River of shit River of shit Flow on, flow on River of... the vault current state perfect https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/yeah-right.html The Vault of Buncheness: YEAH, RIGHT This one speaks for itself: All I have to say to that ad line is that it was the Seventies and everybody was out of their minds on weed and/... the vault yeah right https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/nothing-new-today-still-fishing.html The Vault of Buncheness: NOTHING NEW TODAY; STILL FISHING Man, I love fishing. If only I had the opportunity to do so every day... the vault nothing new today still fishing https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/ye-olde-cartoon-movie-reviews.html The Vault of Buncheness: YE OLDE CARTOON MOVIE REVIEWS (NOTE: "Wide Wide River" by The Fugs is playing on my computer as I type this, and HOO-BOY , is it ever appropriate...) Dear Vaulities, ther... the vault ye olde cartoon movie reviews https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/12/on-my-way-to-see-spider-man-turn-off.html?showComment=1291790489798 The Vault of Buncheness: ON MY WAY TO SEE SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK Tonight the girlfriend and I hit Broadway for the much-discussed "potentially biggest flop in the history of the Great White Way," namely SP... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/oh-for-fucks-sake-guy-who-played.html The Vault of Buncheness: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE: THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE DOUCHEBAG VERSION OF JOHNNY... Chris Evans as Johnny Storm: redefining the term "flaming douchebag." In a move that once again proves that the so-called minds at work in H... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2017/10/31-days-of-horror-2017-day-30-hills.html The Vault of Buncheness: 31 DAYS OF HORROR 2017-Day 30: THE HILLS HAVE EYES (2006) Unrated Version The great American vacation gone horribly, horribly wrong. PROLOGUE: Scientists in anti-radiation suits check a barren desert area fo... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2005/12/on-being-scary-black-man.html?showComment=1134480180000 The Vault of Buncheness: ON BEING A SCARY BLACK MAN This afternoon I was out picking up groceries and as I approached my block I noticed a petite blonde casting fearful glances at me from over... the vault on being scary black man https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/proper-sendoff.html The Vault of Buncheness: A PROPER SENDOFF Sent in by Larz of the North. the vault proper https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/wednesday-comics-1.html The Vault of Buncheness: WEDNESDAY COMICS #1 Unfolded front and back cover to WEDNESDAY COMICS #1. Exactly one week ago DC Comics launched WEDNESDAY COMICS under the editorial guidance ... the vault wednesday comics https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/just-say-no.html The Vault of Buncheness: JUST SAY "NO" I know all too well that young stars of TV and movies usually end up with their faces plastered across posters to be hung on the walls of th... the vault say https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/jungle-princess-1936.html The Vault of Buncheness: THE JUNGLE PRINCESS (1936) Chalk up another one to my ongoing quest to see every jungle girl movie ever made, even the crappy ones. Fortunately for me, this was one of... the vault jungle princess https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2015/08/the-man-from-uncle-2015.html?showComment=1440622347583 The Vault of Buncheness: THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. (2015) Yet another classic/cult TV series gets the big screen treatment and I'm assuming there is some hope that it may have legs enough to offe... the vault https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/of-birthdays-booze-and-burlesque-broads.html?showComment=1196951160000 The Vault of Buncheness: OF BIRTHDAYS, BOOZE, AND BURLESQUE BROADS Yours Truly, showing appreciation for animal print pumps. This Monday night saw the celebration of my friend Erin's twenty-sixth birthday, f... the vault birthdays booze burlesque broads https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/10/great-new-york-city-afro-pick-drought.html The Vault of Buncheness: THE GREAT NEW YORK CITY AFRO PICK DROUGHT OF 2007 The great Jimmy Castor, circa the early 1970's: right now in NYC this motherfucker would be shit outta luck. I don't know what the fuck is g... new york city the vault https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/dirty-harry-series-study-in-sequelitis.html The Vault of Buncheness: THE DIRTY HARRY SERIES: A STUDY IN "SEQUELITIS" If you're a fan of violent mainstream action films, it's a good bet you enjoy yourself a Dirty Harry movie or two and no doubt know the foll... the vault dirty harry study in https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/batman-whatever-happened-to-caped.html?showComment=1246449715813 The Vault of Buncheness: BATMAN: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CAPED CRUSADER? THE DELUXE EDITION (2009) Is anyone else out there as completely and utterly fucking sick of Batman as I am? I grew up with major love for the Caped Crusader, and in ... whatever happened to https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/12/it-was-thirty-years-ago-today.html?showComment=1291842921615 The Vault of Buncheness: IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY Dear Vaulties- here's a re-run from the past couple of years, complete with the title change to render the accurate passage of time. Bear wi... thirty years ago the vault today https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/10/joe-torre-i-wouldnt-want-to-be-you.html The Vault of Buncheness: JOE TORRE: I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW, DUDE... And so, once again the New York Yankees broke the hearts of fans by not kicking ass in the playoffs, but the person I feel sorriest for is J... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/creepy-archives-vol-1-2.html The Vault of Buncheness: CREEPY ARCHIVES VOL. 1 & 2 CREEPY ARCHIVES VOLUME 1 Well, I made my way through the first two volumes of the CREEPY ARCHIVES and they were exactly what I'd expected th... the vault creepy archives vol https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/sound-and-fury-curse-of-were-not-gonna.html?showComment=1278820791039 The Vault of Buncheness: SOUND & FURY: THE CURSE OF "WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT" Having been savagely awakened at Jesus o'clock in the morning by a bunch of drunk chicks squalling Twisted Sister's 1984 mega-smash hit "We'... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/frivolous-waste-of-time-whats-most.html?showComment=1198221180000 The Vault of Buncheness: A FRIVOLOUS WASTE OF TIME: WHAT'S THE MOST MEMORABLE TV THEME TUNE? While sitting on the bowl last night and growing a tail, I once more pondered the deeper questions of existence. This time I veered away fro... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/12/fun-with-captions.html?showComment=1292476207998 The Vault of Buncheness: FUN WITH CAPTIONS!!! And Aquaman was never seen again. the vault fun with captions https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/ye-olde-cartoon-movie-reviews-strikes.html The Vault of Buncheness: YE OLDE CARTOON MOVIE REVIEWS STRIKES BACK Sequels in general tend to suck out loud in general and the further a series of films progresses past its inaugural outing, the decrease in ... the vault ye olde cartoon movie https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/swamped.html The Vault of Buncheness: SWAMPED! Dear Vaulties- as you know, I work on this site when I have the time between actual work, sleeping or generally being a geek/menace to socie... the vault swamped https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/02/rip-doug-fieger-lead-singer-of-knack.html?showComment=1266199469069 The Vault of Buncheness: R.I.P. DOUG FIEGER, LEAD SINGER OF THE KNACK, DEAD AT 57 Doug Fieger, lead singer of The Knack (who were actually touted as "the next Beatles"), is dead at age fifty-seven following his battle with... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2005/09/hell-hath-no-fury-continued.html?showComment=1128374460000 The Vault of Buncheness: HELL HATH NO FURY-continued So Lady X comes into the barbecue joint today, gives me a smile and says "Some action last night, hunh?" I cocked my head like a confused do... hell hath no fury the vault continued https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/fun-with-captions_26.html The Vault of Buncheness: FUN WITH CAPTIONS!!! Thanks to his less-than-stellar efforts in the cause of Islamic martyrdom, Elvis ended up sixty-five virgins short. Not that he cared that m... the vault fun with captions https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/gung-hay-fat-choy-muthafukkas.html The Vault of Buncheness: GUNG HAY FAT CHOY, MUTHAFUKKAS!!! Happy Chinese New Year, dear Vaulties! It's the year of the Ox, so the following photo is totally appropos: So get out there and give all yo... gung hay fat choy the vault https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/comic-book-of-week.html The Vault of Buncheness: COMIC BOOK OF THE WEEK!!! The most offensive comic book ever? I was just about to head home when my friend Velma emailed me with a link to a comics review that freake... the vault comic book week https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/porn-is-where-you-find-it.html The Vault of Buncheness: PORN IS WHERE YOU FIND IT Here's a shot of a purse that was discarded on Fifth Avenue, near where I live in Brooklyn: Is it just me, or does this look a bit, er..."li... the vault porn find https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/comic-books-are-for-idiots-score.html?showComment=1198471980000 The Vault of Buncheness: COMIC BOOKS ARE FOR IDIOTS: SCORE!!! It's a Christmas miracle! Thanks to my man in Florida, Big Wang, I now own the original comic book in which one of my favorite comics series... the vault comic books idiots score https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/epic-length-ye-olde-cartoon-movie.html The Vault of Buncheness: AN EPIC-LENGTH YE OLDE CARTOON MOVIE REVIEW I was going to run this one as a special Columbus Day treat, but why wait that long? here's the ten-page recap of the entire Rocky series (u... the vault https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/for-love-of-warren-how-i-discovered.html The Vault of Buncheness: FOR THE LOVE OF WARREN: HOW I DISCOVERED REALLY GOOD HORROR COMICS, AND... NOTE: this one's an oldie from the archives, but I'm running it because I was recently asked about Warren Publications and I figured this wo... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/oh-for-fucks-sake-2007-christmas.html?showComment=1198691160000 The Vault of Buncheness: THE "OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE" 2007 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: CHANNEL 11's THE YULE LOG One of the most marvelously absurd programs in the history of television is Channel 11's annual airing of THE YULE LOG, a kitschy bit of sea... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/fun-with-captions_24.html The Vault of Buncheness: FUN WITH CAPTIONS!!! Not surprisingly, the death metal remake of THE SOUND OF MUSIC failed to connect with the audience. the vault fun with captions https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/02/blood-and-bone-2009.html?showComment=1265989337701 The Vault of Buncheness: BLOOD AND BONE (2009) "I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you." -Genghis Khan, q... blood and bone the vault https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2008/01/rip-maila-vampira-nurmi-1921-2008.html The Vault of Buncheness: R.I.P. MAILA "VAMPIRA" NURMI (1921-2008) Black dress moves in a blue movie Graverobbers from outer space Well, your pulmonary trembles in your outstretched arm Tremble so wicked Two... the vault r i https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/10/cinema-shithouse-murder-junkies.html The Vault of Buncheness: THE MURDER JUNKIES: EUROPEAN INVASION 2005 (2006) The late and not-so-great GG Allin (born Jesus Christ Allin; no, really) was the undisputed most vile and disgusting front man ever to (dis)... the vault murder junkies european invasion https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/two-more-for-autograph-collection.html The Vault of Buncheness: TWO MORE FOR THE AUTOGRAPH COLLECTION My pal Jill the Otter just got back from Gallifrey 1, the gloriously geeky DOCTOR WHO convention in California, and she snagged me autograph... the vault more for two autograph collection https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2006/12/mermaids-on-mind-lori-lemaris.html?showComment=1166305260000 The Vault of Buncheness: MERMAIDS ON THE MIND: LORI LEMARIS I've always been a sucker for a good love story and really good ones in the comics are pretty rare. Everybody knows about Superman's situati... the vault on mind mermaids lori https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/happy-4th-of-july-from-vault-of.html The Vault of Buncheness: HAPPY 4th of JULY FROM THE VAULT OF BUNCHENESS! And now for the song that should be our national anthem: America... America... America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again to save the motherfucki... the vault happy july https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/02/rip-doug-fieger-lead-singer-of-knack.html?showComment=1266275527549 The Vault of Buncheness: R.I.P. DOUG FIEGER, LEAD SINGER OF THE KNACK, DEAD AT 57 Doug Fieger, lead singer of The Knack (who were actually touted as "the next Beatles"), is dead at age fifty-seven following his battle with... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2005/12/on-being-scary-black-man.html?showComment=1134062580000 The Vault of Buncheness: ON BEING A SCARY BLACK MAN This afternoon I was out picking up groceries and as I approached my block I noticed a petite blonde casting fearful glances at me from over... the vault on being scary black man https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/10/isiah-thomas-i-wouldnt-want-to-be-you.html The Vault of Buncheness: ISIAH THOMAS: I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW, DUDE... I'll just let the news speak for itself. Story from today's New York Times, and pics from other sources: JURY DECIDES AGAINST THOMAS AND KNI... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2021/01/godzilla-king-of-monsters-2019.html?showComment=1613341365117 The Vault of Buncheness: GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS (2019) Much ado about nothing. Well, I finally saw GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS (2019), and my life would have been in no way diminished if I... the vault godzilla king monsters https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/10/cinema-shithouse-stanley-kubricks.html The Vault of Buncheness: Stanley Kubrick's A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971)-2 Disc Special Edition If ever there was a movie that polarizes audiences into love it or hate it camps, it's Stanley Kubrick's adaptation of Anthony Burgess' nove... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/in-presence-of-master.html The Vault of Buncheness: IN THE PRESENCE OF A MASTER I just got back from meeting George A. Romero, one of the gods of horror cinema, and I am giddy with happiness. I'll write more on this at ... the vault presence master https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/rip-evel-knievel-1970s-daredevil-1938.html?showComment=1358871835914 The Vault of Buncheness: R.I.P. EVEL KNIEVEL, 1970'S DAREDEVIL (1938-2007) If you grew up in the USA during the 1970's, you no doubt know who Robert Craig Knievel, Jr. was. His fashion sense could fairly be describe... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/black-widow-is-making-leap-to-big.html The Vault of Buncheness: THE BLACK WIDOW IS MAKING THE LEAP TO THE BIG SCREEN, SO HERE'S A WEE... Okay, I gotta admit that I wouldn't have known Scarlett Johansson if she were standing right next to me, despite having seen her in EIGHT LE... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/yo-don-make-me-comovadeah.html The Vault of Buncheness: "YO! DON' MAKE ME COMOVADEAH!!" Ever since I was a kid I've read the characters in comics with accents appropriate to where they're supposed to be from, whether that accent... the vault make me yo https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2014/06/giving-in-to-ancient-noise-hardcore.html The Vault of Buncheness: GIVING IN TO ANCIENT NOISE: HARDCORE DEVO LIVE-6/19/2014 at the Best Buy... Dear Vaulties- As anyone who reads this blog already knows, I am a lifelong fan of the band Devo and have seen them perform numerou... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/corey-haim-found-dead-in-burbank-at-age.html The Vault of Buncheness: COREY HAIM FOUND DEAD IN BURBANK AT AGE 38 The Two Coreys: Corey Feldman (L) and Corey Haim (R). One half of "the Two Coreys" of 1980's THE LOST BOYS (1987) fame, namely Corey Haim, w... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2014/09/early-shorts-of-john-waters-hag-in.html The Vault of Buncheness: EARLY SHORTS OF JOHN WATERS: HAG IN A BLACK LEATHER JACKET (1964), ROMAN... Young John Waters, circa 1972. Manhattan's Walter Reade Theater at Lincoln Center has been home to many terrific retrospectives that I'... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2004/11/final-fate-of-rising-cafe-and.html The Vault of Buncheness: THE FINAL FATE OF THE RISING CAFE AND THE CONTINUING DOUCHEIFICATION OF... In my days as the resident male in a crew of hella-fun lesbians, we all used to hang out at the good ol' Rising Cafe on 5th Avenue in Park S... the vault final https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/fun-stuff-to-do-in-nyc-this-is.html The Vault of Buncheness: FUN STUFF TO DO IN NYC: THIS IS BURLESQUE!!! My favorite crazy redhead, the redoubtable Kate Valentine, just notified me of the latest burlesque show she's involved in, the aptly-named ... fun stuff to do https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/10/forgotten-barbecue-joint-story-and.html The Vault of Buncheness: A FORGOTTEN BARBECUE JOINT STORY AND THE ARTIFACT THAT PROVES ITS VERACITY As the never-ending sorting out of the Vault continues, I often find items I'd forgotten I even had, and the other day I found a stack of ab... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2012/05/sid-vicious-would-have-been-55-today.html The Vault of Buncheness: SID VICIOUS WOULD HAVE BEEN 55 TODAY BUT, WELL, YOU KNOW... For those of you who find Sid Vicious in any way glamorous, I urge you to watch this. And I say that as a Pistols fan. https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/frivolous-waste-of-time-whats-most.html?showComment=1198081440000 The Vault of Buncheness: A FRIVOLOUS WASTE OF TIME: WHAT'S THE MOST MEMORABLE TV THEME TUNE? While sitting on the bowl last night and growing a tail, I once more pondered the deeper questions of existence. This time I veered away fro... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2006/10/monty-pythons-terry-jones-recovering.html?showComment=1164110160000 The Vault of Buncheness: MONTY PYTHON'S TERRY JONES RECOVERING FROM CANCER SURGERY Of the many pop culture obsessions that I go on about through this blog, I have surprisingly given short shrift to the Monty Python gang. I ... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/09/on-loose-at-dragon-con-2009-part-2.html The Vault of Buncheness: ON THE LOOSE AT DRAGON CON 2009!!!-Part 2 So, you've come back for more, have ya? Well, here we go with more from the cornucopia of convention chaos! Pimpin' it Wile E. Coyote-sty... the vault https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/frivolous-waste-of-time-whats-most.html?showComment=1198166160000 The Vault of Buncheness: A FRIVOLOUS WASTE OF TIME: WHAT'S THE MOST MEMORABLE TV THEME TUNE? While sitting on the bowl last night and growing a tail, I once more pondered the deeper questions of existence. This time I veered away fro... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2011/03/i-think-im-in-love.html The Vault of Buncheness: I THINK I'M IN LOVE the vault i think love https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/02/rip-doug-fieger-lead-singer-of-knack.html?showComment=1266249886693 The Vault of Buncheness: R.I.P. DOUG FIEGER, LEAD SINGER OF THE KNACK, DEAD AT 57 Doug Fieger, lead singer of The Knack (who were actually touted as "the next Beatles"), is dead at age fifty-seven following his battle with... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/madame-xanadu-disenchanted-2009.html The Vault of Buncheness: MADAME XANADU: DISENCHANTED (2009) This trade paperback collects the first ten issues of Vertigo's excellent MADAME XANADU ongoing series, a book that's always hovering at the... the vault madame xanadu disenchanted https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/reality-check.html The Vault of Buncheness: REALITY CHECK Hey- sorry, but I just don't have it in me to have anything fun to post today, perhaps not for the next day or two. Some of my friends have ... the vault reality check https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/gods-own-favorite-slow-cooked-pot-roast.html The Vault of Buncheness: GOD'S OWN FAVORITE SLOW-COOKED POT ROAST It's been a while since I've shared kitchen secrets with those of you who are kind enough to read my drivel, so here's a delicious favorite ... the vault https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/rip-dan-fogelberg-soft-rock-troubador.html?showComment=1197907080000 The Vault of Buncheness: R.I.P. DAN FOGELBERG, SOFT-ROCK TROUBADOR DEAD AT 56 The whole soft-rock genre was never my thing, but if you listened to the radio in the late 1970's and early 1980's its exponents exhibited a... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/02/blood-and-bone-2009.html?showComment=1265977191292 The Vault of Buncheness: BLOOD AND BONE (2009) "I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you." -Genghis Khan, q... blood and bone the vault https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2019/10/31-days-of-horror-2019-day-21-curse-of.html The Vault of Buncheness: 31 DAYS OF HORROR 2019-Day 21: THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF (1961) Oliver Reed, on any given day at the pub. Spain, the 18th century: On the wedding day of a cruel nobleman, a pitiful beggar (Richard ... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/flick-you-billy-kid-versus-dracula-1966.html The Vault of Buncheness: BILLY THE KID VERSUS DRACULA (1966) You've simply gotta love any movie poster in which the hero looks like he just took a huge, fear-fueled dump in his jeans. I dunno what the ... the vault billy kid versus dracula https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2015/09/31-days-of-horror-2015-introduction.html The Vault of Buncheness: 31 DAYS OF HORROR 2015-Introduction Hey, dear and loyal Vaulties! October, the month that culminates in the most excellent day that is Halloween, is about to kick off,... the vault days horror introduction https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/fun-with-captions_22.html The Vault of Buncheness: FUN WITH CAPTIONS!!! Faced with being stuck on another season of HEROES, Hiro took the honorable way out. the vault fun with captions https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/09/moneypenny-cashes-it-in-rip-lois.html The Vault of Buncheness: MONEYPENNY CASHES IT IN: R.I.P. LOIS MAXWELL (1927-2007) The spy movie genre has lost one of its most familiar faces with the passing of Lois Maxwell, better known to the general public as the orig... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/fist-of-north-star-movie-1986-out-on.html The Vault of Buncheness: FIST OF THE NORTH STAR: THE MOVIE (1986)-OUT ON DVD IN AN APPROPRIATELY... The fabulously incoherent and ultra-violent 1986 feature film adaptation of FIST OF THE NORTH STAR is finally out on DVD in a gorgeous editi... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2008/12/rip-bettie-page-1923-2008.html The Vault of Buncheness: R.I.P. BETTIE PAGE (1923-2008) Bettie Page, the undisputed goddess of the old school pinup, is dead at the age of 85, and while I kinda knew it was coming I'm nonetheless ... the vault r i bettie page https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/07/recent-comics-roundup.html The Vault of Buncheness: RECENT COMICS ROUNDUP THOR: MAN OF WAR (ONE-SHOT) It's the story of how Odin tired of his son's arrogant douchebaggery and rendered him mortal in order to teach h... the vault recent comics roundup https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/03/persecution-files.html The Vault of Buncheness: THE PERSECUTION FILES One thing that I always found fascinating about reader's letters and submissions to either Marvel or DC is how sometimes the items sent in w... the vault persecution files https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/05/fun-wth-captions.html The Vault of Buncheness: FUN WTH CAPTIONS!!! A scene from the Metropolitan Opera's experimental hybrid of Wagner's Ring Cycle and the life of John Holmes. the vault fun wth captions https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/10/im-back.html The Vault of Buncheness: I'M BACK!!! Just a heads-up to let you know that I'm finally finished with the pointless, time-wasting bullshit project I was stuck with for the past fo... the vault i m back https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/in-wee-hours-some-very-twisted-sisters.html?showComment=1198848840000 The Vault of Buncheness: IN THE WEE HOURS: SOME VERY TWISTED SISTERS & OTHER MUSICAL DIVERSIONS Dee Snider: not my idea of Mister Sandman. As I write this it's nearly four in the morning. Why am I awake? Well, here's a new one: I was aw... https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/christmas-07-epilogue.html?showComment=1198780680000 The Vault of Buncheness: CHRISTMAS '07-EPILOGUE So I made it through Christmas without the crushing dysfunction I expected and even managed to get a fun photo with my my mom. As long as... the vault christmas epilogue https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/bonk-bonk-on-head.html The Vault of Buncheness: BONK-BONK! ON THE HEAD! While doing the dishes last night I accidentally knocked my big container of chopsticks behind my refrigerator, so of course I had to pull o... the vault bonk head https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2007/12/time-for-title-change.html?showComment=1198775880000 The Vault of Buncheness: TIME FOR A TITLE CHANGE Regular readers of the Vault know I've got a frequently-run column called CINEMA SHITHOUSE, but now I have to come up with a different title... the vault time for title change https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2004/11/live-devo-concert-album-i-was-there.html The Vault of Buncheness: LIVE DEVO CONCERT ALBUM: I WAS THERE! Remember my heartfelt post about seeing Devo in Central Park during the summer, the one that can be found in my archives section under July ... the vault concert album i was live https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/02/one-of-greatest-submissions-of-all-time.html?showComment=1267113808706 The Vault of Buncheness: ONE OF THE GREATEST SUBMISSIONS OF ALL TIME: FILTHIE RICH Of the many questionable submissions that made its way to Marvel, perhaps none offered greater potential than the brilliant lives-up-to-its-... the vault all time one https://buncheness.blogspot.com/2009/01/fun-wth-captions.html The Vault of Buncheness: FUN WTH CAPTIONS!!! Michael was greatly irked when denied entry to the local Chuck E. Cheese. You know the drill: send in your caption! the vault fun wth captions