https://theonion.com/ram-will-stop-headbutting-things-when-headbutting-things-stops-working/
Dec 3, 2025 - DUBOIS, WY—Saying the one-size-fits-all approach had yet to let him down, a local ram told reporters Thursday that he would stop headbutting things when...
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https://punchng.com/arsenal-fan-guilty-of-headbutting-ex-man-utd-captain-roy-keane/
He told the court he was "absolutely not expecting" the attack and said he suffered bruising on his chest and arms as a result.
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