https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s - The Onion
Dec 3, 2025 - WASHINGTON—Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort...
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https://www.thelist.com/2035138/jd-vance-jealous-trump-mamdani-bromance/
JD Vance's Sweaty Attempt To Join Trump & Mamdani Bromance Has Everyone Saying He's Jealous
Nov 24, 2025 - Based on a recent post on X, netizens are convinced Vice President JD Vance is envious of Zohran Mamdani's bromance with President Donald Trump.
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