Sponsor of the Day:
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Achewood: Mister Band
Nice Pete and Lyle are starting a music-core band. Stay tuned.
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Achewood: Leon Sumbitches
All of the people on the floor are dancing it up to the new song Gravity Train
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Achewood: Nice Pete
Pete lived in a van for a while, tied his shoe on the bumper
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Achewood: Ray's New Biographer
Say what 'bout my mama's superheated tripe?
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Achewood: eBay Platinum Reserve
Become the ruling body.
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Achewood: Ray's Time Machine.
An outlandish silver conveyance alighted upon the back lawn shortly before I was to retire.
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Achewood: Todd's Ana-Tomix
In the future, a Honda Pilot will mount your Honda Civic and you will honk to try to scare it off.
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Achewood: SaniTaco
The SaniTaco is the Taco that is Safe.
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Achewood: Is Roast Beef a butthole?
Please god don't let it be true.
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https://achewood.com/2006/05/18/title.html
Achewood: Beef and Molly Cell Phone Chat
Roast Beef has an ENORMOUS oncology deductible
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