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Trying To Be Clever: NaNoWriMo Word Count
29,003/50,000 As you can see, I am quite a ways behind where I should be at by the end of the day today (about 38,000 words). Two weekends ...
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Trying To Be Clever: My Desk is a Mess, Not
Last week I let everyone see just how much of a mess my desk is, which included about six months worth of stories that needed to be filed, ...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2008/04/national-poetry-month.html
Trying To Be Clever: National Poetry Month
April is National Poetry Month , and while I haven't written a poem in a while, it deserves to be recognized. I walked over to the library t...
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Trying To Be Clever: The Floor, Finally
As promised before, here are pictures of the new floor in the dining room. First up, we've got the floor as it used to look. I'm sure at one...
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Trying To Be Clever: Funtastic Friday Follies: The Wombat's Return
The Wombat's Return This time, when the wombat came in I could tell something was seriously wrong. Last time he was a mess from his fight w...
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Trying To Be Clever: A Perfect Day For the Zoo
Today was Logan's first day of preschool, which consisted of us going in to drop off some forms, pick up a ginormous folder full of papers--...
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Trying To Be Clever: Decompression
So the magazine went off successfully as usual. There were a couple of small things to take care of this morning, but nothing major. As of t...
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Trying To Be Clever: Head Doctor
We're going to leave in a little bit to go see a neurologist for Logan. At his two-year check up, the pediatrician was concerned that his he...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2008/07/monday-monotany-madness-super-baby.html
Trying To Be Clever: Monday Monotany Madness: Super Baby
Super Baby Something about baby Cindy had always nagged at her parents. Doug and Jen would puzzle over what made their daughter stand out fr...
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Trying To Be Clever: This Makes Me Absolutely Sick
I just heard about this at work. Melissa Calusinski, a 22-year-old teacher's assistant at the Mini Subee day care center that is less than ...
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Trying To Be Clever: My Kingdom for a Horse (updated)
Yesterday, I had to take a personal day from work so that I could bring my car into the shop. I have a 2004 Saturn Ion, which I bought sligh...
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Trying To Be Clever: Rejected :(
I just got an email from the escapist and they decided to pass on "Killing Time on a Friday Night." The editor there did send a nice reject...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2009/09/any-day-now.html
Trying To Be Clever: Any Day Now
Brandi's official due date for the baby is now 12 days away. She went a day late with Logan, but is getting a lot of contractions now, some ...
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Trying To Be Clever: My Mighty Mouse is Not so Mighty
Here I come to save the day! I have an Apple Mighty Mouse on my computer at work and the little scroll ball thingie is no longer functioning...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2008/09/my-fun-night.html
Trying To Be Clever: My Fun Night
Last night we spent much time cleaning up after the Great Flood of '08. The water is all finally gone from the basement, which is to say, th...
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Trying To Be Clever: Alternate Star Wars Dialogue
"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine," said Obi-Wan "Oh," said Darth Vader, pausing. "In that cas...
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Trying To Be Clever: My Desk is a Mess
It's deadline day today and we're all feeling a little frazzled. I have a post planned for later this evening or tomorrow morning, but in th...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2008/07/nothing-clever-today.html
Trying To Be Clever: Nothing Clever Today
I'm feeling a little drained in the clever department at the moment. I have to save all of that for the end of a hopefully humorous article ...
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Trying To Be Clever: What came in the mail yesterday
Bill... bill... bill... not for me... junk... Oh, postcard! From Random Michelle ! It has cows! Neat! Thanks Michelle!!! catalogue... junk.....
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Trying To Be Clever: 40,000 Down 10,000 To Go
Last night I broke the 40,000-wor d barrier and I'm now at 40,288, which leaves a meager 9,712 to go. I've been going just a little over the...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2011/02/st-jude-tike-thon.html
Trying To Be Clever: St. Jude Tike-A-Thon
Logan participated in the St. Jude Research Hospital Trike-A-Thon at this preschool last week. They were late getting the fund-raising pac...
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Trying To Be Clever: Aaaaand Breathe
Except for a pair of editorials that are not mine to finish our September issue is done. Phew! The Big Annoying Project was completed yester...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2008/09/story-bone_30.html
Trying To Be Clever: Story Bone
He strode into the dusty bar, which smelled of sweaty men and hard spirits all baked in the heat of the desert sun. No wind blew in through ...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2008/08/corporate-monsters.html
Trying To Be Clever: Corporate Monsters
Sometimes you just have to suck it up and fight off those corporate monsters to get ahead. (This has no relation to me, it's just an amusing...
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Trying To Be Clever: Oh Noes Theys Shutting Down the Interwebs!
We got an email this morning regarding the new Internet security procedures that will be put in place over the weekend here at work. This se...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-we-have-this-in-basement-why.html
Trying To Be Clever: And We Have This in the Basement Why?
This week I've started the monumental task of cleaning up the basement. When we moved into the house in Oct. 2007, it was a challenge to com...
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Trying To Be Clever: Monday Monotany Madness: Walking in the Woods
Walking in the Woods I wandered down a snowy track laid out before me in a silent forest. The fading dusk light cast everything in shades of...
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Trying To Be Clever: Reality Shows Spewing Unreality?
I'll admit that I've seen a few reality television shows. Note that this doesn't mean that I follow any so called "reality" programming, but...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2008/04/cant-talk-watching-lost.html
Trying To Be Clever: Can't Talk, Watching Lost
New episode just started. You may go about your business. That is all.
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2008/09/more-fun-trailers.html
Trying To Be Clever: More Fun Trailers
Went over to my brother's house over the weekend for my nephew's birthday. While we were there we found more fun trailers on youtube. Can't ...
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Trying To Be Clever: Changing Alliances
A recent shift in alliances has created a dynamic change within the household. I have been cast aside like some emptied snack trap bowl. Tha...
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Trying To Be Clever: Video Week Continues With Chickens (OMG)
I was going to post another video here today, one about blenders, but then someone in the office showed us this video and all I could say wa...
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Trying To Be Clever: Adventures in Parenting Day 901
Last night, it took more than two hours to get terribly two Logan to fall asleep. He had gotten pretty tired out with two walks to the park ...
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Trying To Be Clever: My Mighty Mouse is Not so Mighty
Here I come to save the day! I have an Apple Mighty Mouse on my computer at work and the little scroll ball thingie is no longer functioning...
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Trying To Be Clever: March 2008
Making it all up as I go.
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Trying To Be Clever: Adventures in Parenting Day 901
Last night, it took more than two hours to get terribly two Logan to fall asleep. He had gotten pretty tired out with two walks to the park ...
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https://mjwarnock.blogspot.com/2008/12/changing-alliances.html?showComment=1228330740000
Trying To Be Clever: Changing Alliances
A recent shift in alliances has created a dynamic change within the household. I have been cast aside like some emptied snack trap bowl. Tha...
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Trying To Be Clever: Overheard at the Library
Little boy of about 5: "Can we get Ghostbusters?" Father: "No." LB: "Can we get Ghostbusters?" Father: "No." LB: "Can we get Ghostbusters?" ...
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Trying To Be Clever: Survival Tip #328
"Hyenas might seem like friendly creatures, but you should never, never laugh along with them," says Herbert Anderson, zoo keeper and amateu...
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Trying To Be Clever: Gorgeous Day, Stuck Inside
Just got back in from my lunch, and I don't know about where you are, but in the greater Chicagoland area, it is the most perfect day outsid...
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Trying To Be Clever: And We Have This in the Basement Why?
This week I've started the monumental task of cleaning up the basement. When we moved into the house in Oct. 2007, it was a challenge to com...
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Trying To Be Clever: More UCF Awesomeness
Being the lazy blogger that I am, it has taken me entirely too long to get to this post. After coming home to find a package on the porch j...
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Trying To Be Clever: Irony is
talking on your cell while in the library, completely oblivious of the no cell phones sign right behind your head. Stupid kids. And while we...
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Trying To Be Clever: November 2009
Making it all up as I go.
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Trying To Be Clever: It's Official, I'm a Nerd
Hat tip to Konstantin for the quiz. It is revealed that I'm not a geek or a dork, but I am in fact a nerd. Your result for The Nerd? Geek? o...
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