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https://www.theregister.com/2017/03/07/eggheads_slip_a_note_under_intels_door_sgx_can_leak_crypto_keys/
Boffins show Intel's SGX can leak crypto keys • The Register
Apr 16, 2017 - Software Guard Extensions are supposed to hide data. But the 'Prime+Probe attack' fixes that
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https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/14/uk_ai_pay/?td=keepreading
Brit AI boffins making bank with £560K average at Anthropic • The Register
Oct 14, 2025 - : Google, DeepMind, Microsoft also shower UK staff with six-figure salaries
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https://www.theregister.com/2017/10/05/rohwammer_defences_defeated_by_opcode_flipping/
RAM, bam, awww ... man! Boffins defeat Rowhammer protections • The Register
Oct 5, 2017 - New attack flips bits in uerspace binaries for fun and p0wnage
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https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/10/llm_swiss_supercomputer/
Swiss boffins tease 'fully open' LLM trained on Alps super • The Register
Jul 9, 2025 - : Source code and weights coming later this summer with an Apache 2.0 bow on top
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https://www.theregister.com/2019/01/05/boffins_beat_page_cache/
New side-channel leak: Boffins bash operating system page caches until they spill secrets • The...
Jan 7, 2019 - Novel data-siphoning attack is hardware agnostic
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https://securityaffairs.com/123401/hacking/side-channel-attack-amd-cpus.html
Boffins devise a new side-channel attack affecting all AMD CPUs
Oct 15, 2021 - Boffins from the Graz University of Technology and CISPA Helmholtz Center for Information Security devised a new side-channel attack that affects AMD CPUs.
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https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/15/corporate_jargon_research/
Jargon-lovers are worse at their jobs, say boffins • The Register
Mar 15, 2026 - : Cornell Uni researchers pivot to pluck low-hanging fruit to optimize bandwidth
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https://scienceinpoland.pap.pl/node/80945
Computer Boffins to Improve Bioinformatics Systems for Understanding Long-term Environmental...
Mar 2, 2020 - Beginning with the foetal period and continuing up until death, the field of study known as exposome looks at how environmental factors play a role in the...
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https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/27/security_boffins_harvest_bumper_crop/
Security boffins harvest bumper crop of API keys from web • The Register
Mar 27, 2026 - : Global bank's devs have some cleaning up to do after cloud creds found in website code
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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/inside-mystery-deaths-boffins-linked-36983397
Mystery deaths of boffins linked to UFO secrets as ninth scientist joins grim list - Daily Star
Apr 8, 2026 - Numerous top NASA scientists with ties to UFO secrets and missile technology have either died, been murdered or gone missing in suspicious circumstances over...
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https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/17/ai_boffins_teach_office_supplies/
AI boffins teach office supplies to predict your next move • The Register
Oct 16, 2025 - : What the world's been waiting for: a stapler with wheels to help humans afflicted by RSI
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