https://www.jalopnik.com/bowel-movement-bandit-has-pooped-on-19-cars-in-ohio-for-1690872345/
'Bowel Movement Bandit' Has Pooped On 19 Cars In Ohio For Some Reason
Mar 11, 2015 - A man in Akron, Ohio has pooped on 19 cars parked in driveways in the last few days. Pooped. Like, out of his butt. I don't really know what else to say.
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