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https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/apostrophe-is-silent.html?showComment=1242741360001 Cake Wrecks: The Apostrophe is Silent (ATTN PARENTS: This post contains material somewhat "adult" in nature.) Once upon a time there was a girl named Amber. Amber decided that sc... cake wrecksapostrophesilent https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/11/real-turkey.html?showComment=1258381444355 Cake Wrecks: A Real Turkey What they ordered... What they got... Boy, Juli N., it's a good thing they put that electrical wire in there to hold the legs on. - Related ... cake wrecksrealturkey https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/02/come-to-dark-side-we-have-cake.html?showComment=1233512160000 Cake Wrecks: Come to the Dark Side: We Have Cake Could this be the coolest shower cake EVER? I think so-ooo! [sing-song voice] Seriously, let me count the ways this cake kicks every other b... the dark sidecake wreckscome https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/05/jen-gradurants.html?showComment=1273761398242 Cake Wrecks: Jen GraduRants It's getting about that time again. You know the one, don't you? Thaaat's right! The one where Wreckerators wrestle with the seemingly sim... cake wrecksjen https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/09/creepy-crawly-cakes.html?showComment=1269749590827 Cake Wrecks: Creepy Crawly Cakes Can't we just have normal frosting roses, sprinkles, maybe a spermy -looking bunch of balloons? Even a beanbag-body clown would be ok . I ... cake wreckscreepycakes https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/10/oh-it-sends-message-alright.html?showComment=1256047761198 Cake Wrecks: Oh, It Sends a Message Alright The label on this says it's a "message cookie": Now, I'm just ballparking here, but I think the message might be something along the lines... cake wrecksohsendsmessagealright https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/06/reach-for-skyyyyy.html?showComment=1308767636612 Cake Wrecks: Reach for the Skyyyyy! Graduates, now that you've graduated, a whole new world of possibilities is open to you! Possibilities like... ...getting arrested in an old... cake wrecksfor thereach https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/09/i-think-ill-have-salad-today.html?showComment=1252081382256 Cake Wrecks: I Think I'll Have the Salad Today... Since the book tour is only three weeks away, John has started a new diet. I was going to join him, but then I had the following revelation... cake wrecksi thinksaladtoday https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-to-make-your-twins-hate-you.html?showComment=1231512960001 Cake Wrecks: How to Make Your Twins Hate You You know how I've said before that the main thing I despise about CCCs (that's cupcake cakes, for you newbies) is all the icing slathered in... how to makecake wreckstwinshate https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/05/tae-kwon-doh.html?showComment=1306165677641 Cake Wrecks: Tae Kwon "DO'H!" Approach, students. You have come to me asking that I be your guide along this tale of Wreckage, but first I should mention that little Ky... tae kwon docake wrecksh https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/01/spelling-be.html?showComment=1295369110059 Cake Wrecks: Spelling Be Look, spelling can be tricky. All those "words" with their pesky "letters" that have to go in a specific "order" to make some sort of "sen... cake wrecksspelling https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/06/cake-wrecks-salute.html?showComment=1246448075224 Cake Wrecks: A Cake Wrecks Salute Today we salute you, Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake Wreckerator. [singing] "Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake WreckoRAAATor! " Yes, in a sea of nationa... cake wreckssalute https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/05/jen-gradurants.html?showComment=1273811556060 Cake Wrecks: Jen GraduRants It's getting about that time again. You know the one, don't you? Thaaat's right! The one where Wreckerators wrestle with the seemingly sim... cake wrecksjen https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/10/whats-better-than-hockey-wreck.html?showComment=1223565000000 Cake Wrecks: What's Better Than a Hockey Wreck? That's right: a FREE hockey Wreck. Now, I know nothing about hockey. I would not even know this cake was hockey-related if the word 'hockey'... cake wrecksbetter thanhockey https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/12/for-rest-of-us.html?showComment=1293123858778&m=0 Cake Wrecks: For the Rest of Us I realized Christmas might have become too commercialized when I sucker-punched that old guy in the Target electronics section. ( "Hands off... cake wrecksfor therestus https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/08/now-thats-italian.html?showComment=1283261966518 Cake Wrecks: Now THAT'S Italian Today's post has a special Read-Along Feature! Press play before scrolling down to get the full "Italian" flavor. Ay everybody! Giusseppe S... cake wrecksitalian https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/well-thats-horrifying.html?showComment=1288312722132 Cake Wrecks: Well, That's Horrifying You know, I thought eating a cake baby was wrong. I thought it couldn't get any worse. (At least not legally.) Then I saw this: Michelle M.,... cake wreckswellhorrifying https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-to-make-your-twins-hate-you.html?showComment=1231520340000 Cake Wrecks: How to Make Your Twins Hate You You know how I've said before that the main thing I despise about CCCs (that's cupcake cakes, for you newbies) is all the icing slathered in... how to makecake wreckstwinshate https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/10/dish-on-denver.html?showComment=1254484394350 Cake Wrecks: The Dish on Denver For those of you wondering about all these extra posts I'm putting up this week, allow me to explain. No, no, there is too much. Let me "su... cake wrecksthe dishdenver https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/02/for-me.html?showComment=1234948440000 Cake Wrecks: For Me? Just had to share one last Valentine Wreck - because it was for ME! Well, in a virtual sense. Sensitive Wreck Seeker Kate W. sent me an e-ma... cake wrecks https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/10/erring-on-side-of-cautionis-still.html?showComment=1255559828009 Cake Wrecks: Erring on the Side of Caution...Is Still Erring I admit it: this may partially be my fault. [wicked grin] See, Wreckerators now have the following dilemma: 1. Actual cake "decorating" co... on the sidecake wreckscautionstill https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/voting-update-this-ones-for-john.html?showComment=1231781700000 Cake Wrecks: Voting Update: This One's For John Greeting, Wreckies ! (Yep, I've upgraded you from " henchpeople ". You're welcome.) It has come to my attention that there's a bit of contro... cake wrecksthis onevotingupdatejohn https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/lamb-entations.html?showComment=1239293400000 Cake Wrecks: Lamb-entations Like the Mardi Gras King Cake , I suspect that the Easter Lamb Cake is just inherently Wrecky . I mean, this one Jamie B. sent in is a goo... cake wreckslamb https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/think-theyre-organic-smirk.html?showComment=1232033940000 Cake Wrecks: Think They're Organic? [smirk] Ok , class, time for your anatomy lesson - Cake Wrecks style. This is your brain: This is your brain slurping spaghetti and trimmed with whi... cake wrecksthinkorganicsmirk https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/09/like-our-new-look.html?showComment=1252257369952 Cake Wrecks: Like Our New Look? Hmm, something seems a little different here on Cake Wrecks today, doesn't it? :D Yep, behold the glory of our brand new site design! Thanks... cake wrecksour newlikelook https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/09/like-our-new-look.html?showComment=1252252300941 Cake Wrecks: Like Our New Look? Hmm, something seems a little different here on Cake Wrecks today, doesn't it? :D Yep, behold the glory of our brand new site design! Thanks... cake wrecksour newlikelook https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/07/national-canada-day.html?showComment=1278006497484 Cake Wrecks: National Canada Day So apparently today is Canada Day. Now in our defense, we didn't even realize that the US celebrated Canada with its own day, but then,... cake wrecksnational canadaday https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/problem-with-phone-orders.html?showComment=1232736840000 Cake Wrecks: The Problem With Phone Orders [answering phone] "Cakey Cake Bakery, Jill speaking! How can I help you?" "Hi, I need to order a cake for my boss. We have a photo of him pl... cake wrecksthe problemphoneorders https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/every-breath-you-take.html?showComment=1233067200001 Cake Wrecks: Every Breath You Take... This was ordered by a medical center to celebrate their Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists ( CRNAs , see?). The bakery no doubt felt v... cake wrecksevery breathtake https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/09/fit-to-be-tied.html?showComment=1285023673097 Cake Wrecks: Fit To Be Tied Tied, dyed, and uglified: Ready to be clued in? It's supposed to be a shirt. See, you can tell by the...uh...well, by asking the Wreckerator... cake wrecksto befittied https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/12/perfect-pair.html?showComment=1293717820086&m=0 Cake Wrecks: A Perfect Pair "Hi, I'm here to pick up a cake for my five-year-old's birthday? Grace Marie? "Ah, that looks great! "Oh, but I was wondering: it's also my... cake wrecksperfectpair https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/sunday-sweets-game-on.html?showComment=1241527500000 Cake Wrecks: Sunday Sweets: Game On! Sunday Sweets is my weekly NON-Wreck feature, the better to show how wrecky the Wrecks are. This week I'm featuring some classic game Sweet... cake wreckssundaysweetsgame https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/05/lets-wrap-it-up.html?showComment=1305660160058 Cake Wrecks: Let's Wrap It Up Friends, acquaintances, decorators . There is a new bakery trend arising. One that's making me SICK. And also kind of excited. Mostly sick. ... cake wrecksletwrap https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/frightenend-out-of-their-wits.html?showComment=1288374213094&m=0 Cake Wrecks: Frightened Out of Their Wits Well, let's be nice and just assume that's what happened. The positive: they remembered to dot the "i." The negative: there's an "i." Tell ... cake wrecksout offrightenedwits https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/06/literally-in-class-all-their-own.html?showComment=1309215506789&m=0 Cake Wrecks: Literally In A Class All Their Own It's a good thing graduation season is winding down, guys; I think the nation's Wreckerators need a little break: I honestly thought this wa... cake wrecksliterallyclass https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/09/fit-to-be-tied.html?showComment=1285026784500 Cake Wrecks: Fit To Be Tied Tied, dyed, and uglified: Ready to be clued in? It's supposed to be a shirt. See, you can tell by the...uh...well, by asking the Wreckerator... cake wrecksto befittied https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/06/if-shoe-fits.html?showComment=1277202660268 Cake Wrecks: If the Shoe Fits... ...it'll be a miracle. After our purse and shoe Sweets the other week, I thought you guys might like to see the shoe on the other foot, so ... cake wrecksthe shoefits https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/09/like-our-new-look.html?showComment=1252255723025 Cake Wrecks: Like Our New Look? Hmm, something seems a little different here on Cake Wrecks today, doesn't it? :D Yep, behold the glory of our brand new site design! Thanks... cake wrecksour newlikelook https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/06/naked-mohawk-baby-carrot-jockeys.html?showComment=1297428403408 Cake Wrecks: Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys This cake is so disturbing, I'm almost glad the picture doesn't include the whole thing. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks... cake wrecksbaby carrotnakedmohawkjockeys https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-day-earth.html?showComment=1240947360000 Cake Wrecks: Happy Day, Earth! Yeah, yeah, so I missed Earth Day. I promise I did my best to drastically curtail my usual polluting practices for the occasion though: I wa... cake wreckshappy dayearth https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/05/dear-go-d-irony.html?showComment=1304430195976 Cake Wrecks: Dear Go d, the Irony Let's just hope s/he majored in Creative Writing. Thanks to Cynthia for the cc! cake wrecksgo ddearirony https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/05/picture-this.html?showComment=1305776884151 Cake Wrecks: Picture This Sometimes you want your cake to match your party invitations. Hey, no biggie, right? I mean, bakers do this all the time! So, just bring in ... cake wreckspicture https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/09/creepy-crawly-cakes.html?showComment=1253110470801 Cake Wrecks: Creepy Crawly Cakes Can't we just have normal frosting roses, sprinkles, maybe a spermy -looking bunch of balloons? Even a beanbag-body clown would be ok . I ... cake wreckscreepycakes https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/08/sunday-sweets-more-mario-mania.html?showComment=1281306845728 Cake Wrecks: Sunday Sweets: More Mario Mania Ah, classic video games and cake: it just doesn't get much better. Now, Yoshi is hard to resist anyway, but mold him in chocolate ... Yeah, ... cake wreckssundaysweetsmariomania https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/think-theyre-organic-smirk.html?showComment=1232032860000 Cake Wrecks: Think They're Organic? [smirk] Ok , class, time for your anatomy lesson - Cake Wrecks style. This is your brain: This is your brain slurping spaghetti and trimmed with whi... cake wrecksthinkorganicsmirk https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/think-theyre-organic-smirk.html?showComment=1232068020000 Cake Wrecks: Think They're Organic? [smirk] Ok , class, time for your anatomy lesson - Cake Wrecks style. This is your brain: This is your brain slurping spaghetti and trimmed with whi... cake wrecksthinkorganicsmirk https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/10/dish-on-denver.html Cake Wrecks: The Dish on Denver For those of you wondering about all these extra posts I'm putting up this week, allow me to explain. No, no, there is too much. Let me "su... cake wrecksthe dishdenver https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/02/cake-cannibals.html?commentPage=1 Cake Wrecks: The Cake Cannibals Once upon a time, a baker decided to ice a giant baby butt on a cake. And so she did. The rest of the bakers gathered round to congratulate ... cake wreckscannibals https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/03/rockin-shams.html?showComment=1237216200000 Cake Wrecks: Rockin' Shams Every holiday I'm forced to wonder: must we anthropomorphize everything ? The answer of course is yes - yes we must. Thanks for clearing th... cake wrecksrockinshams https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/07/considering-uterus.html?showComment=1246456190717 Cake Wrecks: Considering the Uterus Warning : Impending TMI of a medical nature. (In case the title didn't already clue you in.) Tomorrow I will have the dubious pleasure of h... cake wrecksconsideringuterus https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/06/cake-wrecks-salute.html?showComment=1246375883449 Cake Wrecks: A Cake Wrecks Salute Today we salute you, Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake Wreckerator. [singing] "Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake WreckoRAAATor! " Yes, in a sea of nationa... cake wreckssalute https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/01/special-deliveries.html?showComment=1262908449896 Cake Wrecks: "Special" Deliveries I will love him/her and squeeze him/her and call him/her "Babs." Good friends, the Hooks and Slices always hoped their little ones might one... cake wrecksspecialdeliveries https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/12/guest-blogging-at-cupcakes-take-cake.html?showComment=1228521660000 Cake Wrecks: Guest Blogging at Cupcakes Take the Cake The lovely ladies over at Cupcakes Take the Cake are having guest bloggers ever day this month, and today my number was up, as it were. I ... cake wrecksguest bloggingcupcakestake https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/06/we-need-your-help.html?showComment=1275476104012 Cake Wrecks: We...... Need Your Help! Hi Guys! We've been tweaking some things here on the site recently in an attempt to improve load time and reduce glitches, but we're afraid ... cake wrecksneedhelp https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/01/resolution-time.html?showComment=1294199150855 Cake Wrecks: Resolution Time Each January, millions of people around the world use the dawning of a new year as a reason to stop eating HoHos. And each January, millio... cake wrecksresolutiontime https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/10/so-funny-in-bold-with-exclamation-mark.html?showComment=1254836064126 Cake Wrecks: "So Funny" In Bold, with Exclamation Mark I haven't had much time to write lately, but fortunately these bakers have provided all the commentary we need: So many questions... ...so l... cake wrecksfunnyboldexclamationmark https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/03/ Cake Wrecks: March 2009 When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong. cake wrecksmarch https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/11/sporty-spice-cakes.html?showComment=1257477454740 Cake Wrecks: Sporty Spice Cakes Here at Anything Goes Bakery, we specialize in cakes that have all of the appeal of your favorite sports activities. Baseball: It's a mitt, ... cake wreckssporty spicecakes https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-day-earth.html?showComment=1240925580000 Cake Wrecks: Happy Day, Earth! Yeah, yeah, so I missed Earth Day. I promise I did my best to drastically curtail my usual polluting practices for the occasion though: I wa... cake wreckshappy dayearth https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/03/grammar-nazis-beware.html Cake Wrecks: Grammar Nazis Beware Before I get inundated with e-mails of this, I figured I'd better go ahead and post it. So here's one for you, Lolspeakers : Don't take my p... cake wrecksgrammarnazisbeware https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/10/so-funny-in-bold-with-exclamation-mark.html?showComment=1254889415849 Cake Wrecks: "So Funny" In Bold, with Exclamation Mark I haven't had much time to write lately, but fortunately these bakers have provided all the commentary we need: So many questions... ...so l... cake wrecksfunnyboldexclamationmark https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/07/its-always-quiet-ones.html?showComment=1280421100097 Cake Wrecks: It's Always the Quiet Ones Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that you turned in some important paperwork to your boss or teacher, and on that paperwork you had doodl... cake wrecksthe quietalwaysones https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/12/why-you-dont-raid-other-peoples.html?showComment=1230666840000 Cake Wrecks: Why You Don't Raid Other People's Refrigerators [opening fridge] "Hey Sarah, you got any bee... AAAAUUGGHHH !!!! " For those of you who would otherwise insist on knowing the whys and wher... cake wreckswhy youdon tother people https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-tour-update.html?showComment=1251729707949 Cake Wrecks: Blog & Tour Update Hi Guys! Sorry to interrupt the flow of Wreckage, but I figured it was high time to update you on the coming book tour and also some of what... cake wrecksblog tourupdate https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/well-cake-is-my-drug-of-choice.html?showComment=1240416060000 Cake Wrecks: Well, Cake IS My Drug of Choice... Before I address this cake, I would like to state a few things for the record: 1) My mother reads this blog. (Hi, Mom!) 2) I have never, eve... cake wreckswelldrugchoice https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/08/national-yawn-golf-month.html?showComment=1312573121857 Cake Wrecks: National *yawn* Golf Month Contrary to popular belief, golf is not a complete waste of time. Many people, for example, use golf as a means to rid themselves of cum... cake wrecksnationalyawngolfmonth https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/gee-ya-think.html?showComment=1238880840000 Cake Wrecks: Gee, Ya Think? So someone at the bakery felt this cake needed an explanation , but not a do-over. I also can't help but notice that that particular "someon... cake wrecksgeeyathink https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/02/you-talkin-to-me.html?showComment=1298587522233 Cake Wrecks: You Talkin' To Me? Remember, bakers: It's never polite to ask a lady her age. Writing it out on her birthday cake is perfectly ok , though. (Also be sure to em... cake wreckstalkin https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/02/your-turn.html?showComment=1297570168177 Cake Wrecks: Your Turn! I've been letting your fan-made wreck-creations build up again in the inbox, guys, so let's get right to some of my favorite submissions fro... cake wrecksturn https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/sunday-sweets-cutey-patootey-dragon.html?showComment=1232969220000 Cake Wrecks: Sunday Sweets: Cutey-Patootey Dragon Babes I think the designers of today's baby dragon cakes need to get into stuffed-animal design. And then send me free samples. [nodding earnestly... cake wreckssundaysweetscuteydragon https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/time-to-par-tay.html?showComment=1249912925934 Cake Wrecks: Time to Par-Tay 'Cuz it a gril! This cake takes itself not only for the spelling and grammar errors, but for its cringe-inducing color choices and script ex... cake wreckstime topartay https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/07/hello-kitty.html Cake Wrecks: Hello, Kitty? Hello Kitty is the epitome of all things cute, to an almost nauseating degree: However, put her in the hands of these bakers and she becomes... cake wreckshellokitty https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/05/baby-cake-gets-cut-down-to-size.html?showComment=1274716168140 Cake Wrecks: The Baby Cake Gets Cut Down to Size You know how sometimes you see a baby cake that's not too horrendously awful, and your first reaction is something like, " Aw, j ust looki... cake wrecksthe babycut downgetssize https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/06/its-sinfully-delicious.html?showComment=1308663503488&m=0 Cake Wrecks: It's Sinfully Delicious! Thanks to eagle-eyed Wreckporter JD R., who will play devil's advocate anytime, if it gets her chocolate cake. cake wreckssinfullydelicious https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/10/whats-better-than-hockey-wreck.html?showComment=1223561400000 Cake Wrecks: What's Better Than a Hockey Wreck? That's right: a FREE hockey Wreck. Now, I know nothing about hockey. I would not even know this cake was hockey-related if the word 'hockey'... cake wrecksbetter thanhockey https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/sunday-sweets-farmed-out.html?showComment=1287359979356&m=0 Cake Wrecks: Sunday Sweets: Farmed Out [singing] Old McDonald had a farm... Submitted by Alison L., made by Blue Cupcake E-i-e-i-o! And on this farm he had some animals: Submitted... cake wreckssundaysweetsfarmed https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/09/serious-eats.html?showComment=1253627008467 Cake Wrecks: "Serious" Eats For day two of our CW "Virtual" Tour we'll be virtually visiting Serious Eats . This food blog has something for everyone, whether you're a ... cake wrecksseriouseats https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-about-spongebob.html?showComment=1239740460000 Cake Wrecks: What About Spongebob? I have to preface this post with a little caveat: I've never watched Spongebob SquarePants . Well, unless you count those times at CiCi's ... cake wreckswhat aboutspongebob https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/06/we-learned-good.html?showComment=1276268049375 Cake Wrecks: We Learned Good! Today, we be having's a celebiation of learnir! (Note: typing that last sentence was actually painful. See what I go through for you?) Did ... cake wreckslearnedgood https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/06/my-thai-font.html?showComment=1275788214979 Cake Wrecks: My Thai Font The best man at Julian and Janny's wedding decided that he wanted to surprise them with a cake. It was supposed to have "congratulations" ... cake wrecksmy thaifont https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/02/come-to-dark-side-we-have-cake.html?showComment=1233548400000 Cake Wrecks: Come to the Dark Side: We Have Cake Could this be the coolest shower cake EVER? I think so-ooo! [sing-song voice] Seriously, let me count the ways this cake kicks every other b... the dark sidecake wreckscome https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/06/we-need-your-help.html?showComment=1275485271502 Cake Wrecks: We...... Need Your Help! Hi Guys! We've been tweaking some things here on the site recently in an attempt to improve load time and reduce glitches, but we're afraid ... cake wrecksneedhelp https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/think-theyre-organic-smirk.html?showComment=1232035860000 Cake Wrecks: Think They're Organic? [smirk] Ok , class, time for your anatomy lesson - Cake Wrecks style. This is your brain: This is your brain slurping spaghetti and trimmed with whi... cake wrecksthinkorganicsmirk https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/11/real-turkey.html?showComment=1257864876337 Cake Wrecks: A Real Turkey What they ordered... What they got... Boy, Juli N., it's a good thing they put that electrical wire in there to hold the legs on. - Related ... cake wrecksrealturkey https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/04/trouble-with-technology.html?showComment=1270584838071 Cake Wrecks: The Trouble with Technology Something tells me this bakery's e-mail ordering may need a little fine-tuning: That, or something just didn't "click." Note: You're dying t... cake wreckstroubletechnology https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/05/happy-towel-day.html?showComment=1306394311106 Cake Wrecks: Happy Towel Day! Hey, hoopy froods, it's Towel Day! This is the day when we celebrate hitchhiking the galaxy, Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, and, of course, ... cake wreckshappytowelday https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/11/sporty-spice-cakes.html?showComment=1257437795418 Cake Wrecks: Sporty Spice Cakes Here at Anything Goes Bakery, we specialize in cakes that have all of the appeal of your favorite sports activities. Baseball: It's a mitt, ... cake wreckssporty spicecakes https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/training-day.html?showComment=1288316533131 Cake Wrecks: Training Day "Oy! Sherry! Get over here and teach this new-hire how to make roses." "But, boss, you told us yesterday we could only make Halloween cakes ... cake wreckstrainingday https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/in-honor-of-rick-roll.html Cake Wrecks: In Honor of the Rick Roll The Rickroll has officially been beaten to death, which is why you won't find a 'rolling link here on Wrecks today.* However, it's still pr... in honor ofcake wrecksrickroll https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/12/ice-easy.html?showComment=1291434633859 Cake Wrecks: Ice & Easy Bakers, has this ever happened to you ? You took the order, and you KNOW they spelled it " Jesseie !" But now the rotten customer doesn't ... cake wrecksiceeasy https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/05/hb-to-me.html?showComment=1305223383651 Cake Wrecks: HB to Me! Let's see... In 2009, I announced the publication of my first-ever book, Cake Wrecks , which went on to become a New York Times' best-seller... cake wreckshb https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/voting-update-this-ones-for-john.html?showComment=1231781520000 Cake Wrecks: Voting Update: This One's For John Greeting, Wreckies ! (Yep, I've upgraded you from " henchpeople ". You're welcome.) It has come to my attention that there's a bit of contro... cake wrecksthis onevotingupdatejohn https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-day-earth.html?showComment=1240945020000 Cake Wrecks: Happy Day, Earth! Yeah, yeah, so I missed Earth Day. I promise I did my best to drastically curtail my usual polluting practices for the occasion though: I wa... cake wreckshappy dayearth https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/08/great-expectations.html?showComment=1281367247965 Cake Wrecks: Great Expectations There are plenty of ways to tell your friends, family, and significant others that you're pregnant. 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This is your brain: This is your brain slurping spaghetti and trimmed with whi... cake wrecksthinkorganicsmirk https://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/12/for-rest-of-us.html?showComment=1293122968262&m=0 Cake Wrecks: For the Rest of Us I realized Christmas might have become too commercialized when I sucker-punched that old guy in the Target electronics section. ( "Hands off... cake wrecksfor therestus