https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/10/saturday-morning-double-double-feature.html
Illogical Contraption: SATURDAY MORNING DOUBLE DOUBLE FEATURE: QUADROVOD
Considering Voivod's hyper-dimensional take on sci-fi-metal, it seemed only fair to square the standard 'Saturday Morning Double Feature' fu...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/04/morpheus-descends-ritual-of-infinity.html?showComment=1301697096847
Illogical Contraption: MORPHEUS DESCENDS - RITUAL OF INFINITY (1992) (+ Bonus!)
I'm sure we're all familiar with the legendary MORPHEUS DESCENDS already, so I'll devote only a little time to this description. Long story...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/10/does-noseblood-records-carry-neofolk.html?showComment=1319612456441
Illogical Contraption: DOES NOSEBLOOD RECORDS CARRY NEOFOLK?
REAL TALK. Is it metal blogger suicide to declare one's love for neofolk in only one's second post? Probably, huh. INTRO: Last month, I read...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1322970066026
Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki
Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f...
the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki
https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2010/10/
The Criterion Contraption: October 2010
I'm going to watch every last DVD in the Criterion Collection.
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/01/at-war-with-satan-amazing-true-story-of.html
Illogical Contraption: AT WAR WITH SATAN: THE AMAZING TRUE STORY OF UNBLACK METAL
This just in from the "There's A Market For Everything" Department: "Unblack Metal", a pro-Christianity offshoot of the notoriously (and som...
https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/10/does-noseblood-records-carry-neofolk.html?showComment=1319418157835
Illogical Contraption: DOES NOSEBLOOD RECORDS CARRY NEOFOLK?
REAL TALK. Is it metal blogger suicide to declare one's love for neofolk in only one's second post? Probably, huh. INTRO: Last month, I read...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2015/11/nights-after-dark-episode-36-galactic.html
Illogical Contraption: NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 36 - GALACTIC ROADKILL
We go hard on the Travis Walton abduction! New audio recordings! New evidence revealed! Alien torture porn! This is a good one. Di...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/01/metal-on-metal.html
Illogical Contraption: METAL ON METAL
Above: This is pretty metal. Remember when we used to write about METAL here on IC? I sure do. Let's do that again today. Specifically, I'd ...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/07/33-nanook-of-north.html?showComment=1136613240000
The Criterion Contraption: #33: Nanook of the North
Nanook of the North , 1922, written and directed by Robert J. Flaherty. When I was maybe four or five years old and I'd get bundled up to...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2014/05/
The Criterion Contraption: May 2014
I'm going to watch every last DVD in the Criterion Collection.
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/07/34-andrei-rublev.html?showComment=1205109000000
The Criterion Contraption: #34: Andrei Rublev
Andrei Rublev , 1966, directed by Andrei Tarkovsky, written by Andrei Tarkovsky and Andrei Konchalovsky. Here's a minor incident in Andrei...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/07/34-andrei-rublev.html?showComment=1300408658286
The Criterion Contraption: #34: Andrei Rublev
Andrei Rublev , 1966, directed by Andrei Tarkovsky, written by Andrei Tarkovsky and Andrei Konchalovsky. Here's a minor incident in Andrei...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-ill-con-guide-to-corporate.html?showComment=1347734182984
Illogical Contraption: The IllCon Guide To Corporate Instructional Rap Videos!
I've recently become obsessed with the now extinct genre of instructional rap videos from the 80s. I've been playing most of my findings on ...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2012/03/112-play-time.html
The Criterion Contraption: #112: Play Time
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/01/wolfgang-and-noble-oval-stool-samples.html
Illogical Contraption: Wolfgang and the Noble Oval - Stool Samples - Unreleased (An Interview)
Like most local scenes in the early days of punk, the history of punk rock in St Louis is a largely untold story lost somewhere between the ...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/illogical-contraption-vs-al-qaeda.html?showComment=1304465109326
Illogical Contraption: ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION vs. AL QAEDA
So, as anyone who has corresponded with me via the blog already knows, illogicalcontraption(at)yahoo(dot)com was hacked in the wee hours of ...
illogicalcontraptionvs
https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/06/th-inbred-family-affair.html
Illogical Contraption: th' INBRED: A Family Affair
At the risk of pissing off the headbanging status quo of the IllCon team/readership, I'm gonna post a few of my favourite old hardcore LPs h...
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https://brookwoodletters.blogspot.com/2012/01/marmalade-making-contraption.html?showComment=1327434393990
Brookwood Letters: Marmalade making contraption
It works! The Spong patent slicer for marmalade beans and all vegetables! Dear Helen gave it to me. It belonge...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/illogical-contraption-vs-al-qaeda.html?showComment=1304511296823
Illogical Contraption: ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION vs. AL QAEDA
So, as anyone who has corresponded with me via the blog already knows, illogicalcontraption(at)yahoo(dot)com was hacked in the wee hours of ...
illogicalcontraptionvs
https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2010/07/99-gimme-shelter.html
The Criterion Contraption: #99: Gimme Shelter
Gimme Shelter , 1970, directed by David Maysles, Albert Maysles, and Charlotte Zwerin. Some films enter the canon the minute their last fr...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/04/
Illogical Contraption: April 2009
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/05/sonny-side-of-street.html
Illogical Contraption: Sonny Side Of The Street
Everybody seems pretty bummed and/or irate around here lately what with all the media types going tits up and all. At the risk of seeming ...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/12/three-spells.html?showComment=1322786687878
Illogical Contraption: THREE SPELLS
Holy shit, I didn't realize until just now that today is IllCon's three-year anniversary. Nice. What did you fuckers get me? Nothing? Aweso...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/06/peters-double-feature-because-i-feel.html
Illogical Contraption: Peter's Double Feature (Because I Feel Like It!)
Alright check, check, check it out... Here are two totally sweet bands that are opposite in tempo and equal in brutality. #1 Nasum Nasum is ...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1473455433496
Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki
Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/08/observations-on-state-of-modern-metal.html?showComment=1282856308431
Illogical Contraption: OBSERVATIONS ON THE STATE OF MODERN METAL, PART 2
Wait, what? I'm OLD. OLD OLD OLD. As I might have mentioned, the domain we refer to as "modern metal" is a place that frightens and confuses...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/08/re-stoner-metalold-classicwizard-bong.html
Illogical Contraption: Re: Stoner Metal/Old Classic/Wizard Bong
This album belongs right beside Sleep's Holy Mountain. If you haven't heard this, drop everything, and listen to it as loud as possible, as ...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/08/facebook-wall-gathering-of-juggalos.html?showComment=1282099752624
Illogical Contraption: Facebook Wall - Gathering of the Juggalos
The run up to the big event: Obi Barnes This will be my first gathering. Leaving tonight CAN'T WAIT!!! Hope to see you all there! WHOOP WHO...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2006/09/59-night-porter.html?showComment=1158083940000
The Criterion Contraption: #59: The Night Porter
The Night Porter , 1974, directed by Liliana Cavani, screenplay by Liliana Cavani, story by Barbara Alberti, Liliana Cavani, Italo Moscati, ...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/05/all-your-bass-are-belong-to-us.html
Illogical Contraption: ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US
Is it just me, or does anyone else miss that whole Miami Bass/Custom Mini-Truck trend that went down in the early 90's? I'm not sure how per...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/06/king-is-dead.html
Illogical Contraption: THE KING IS DEAD
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/10/does-noseblood-records-carry-neofolk.html?showComment=1319423446664
Illogical Contraption: DOES NOSEBLOOD RECORDS CARRY NEOFOLK?
REAL TALK. Is it metal blogger suicide to declare one's love for neofolk in only one's second post? Probably, huh. INTRO: Last month, I read...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/02/saturday-morning-double-feature-star.html?showComment=1235865060000
Illogical Contraption: SATURDAY MORNING DOUBLE FEATURE: STAR WARS METAL
Two albums that take inspiration from the Star Wars trilogy: VONDUR - STRIDSYFIRLYSING (1995) Foul troll "It", of the noise-metal hatefest ...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/10/sirius-1973-aiwass-1904.html?showComment=1319310651763
Illogical Contraption: SIRIUS 1973 = AIWASS 1904?
I'm sure I don't need to tell you guys a whole Hell of a lot about Aleister Crowley, right? We all know the dude was tuned into some majorly...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/02/aura-noir-black-thrash-attack-1996.html
Illogical Contraption: AURA NOIR - BLACK THRASH ATTACK (1996)
The title sums it up. Mega-aggressive, speedy Black/Thrash Metal to kill kittens to. Aura Noir dish it up venomous and vitriolic, with a gri...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/01/i-drink-cobras-milkshake.html?showComment=1294295245403
Illogical Contraption: I drink Cobras milkshake
When I saw Cobras post about the dead birds falling out of the sky, I can honestly say that the only thing that occurred to me after readin...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/03/852-of-heaven.html
Illogical Contraption: 8:52 OF HEAVEN
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/11/43-lord-of-flies.html?showComment=1164965640000
The Criterion Contraption: #43: Lord of the Flies
Lord of the Flies , 1963, directed by Peter Brook, from the novel by William Golding. On his pseudo-commentary track for Lord of the Flie...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2012/03/
The Criterion Contraption: March 2012
I'm going to watch every last DVD in the Criterion Collection.
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https://shannonkodonnell.blogspot.com/2011/07/fayes-contraption.html
Book Dreaming: Faye's Contraption
THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SECRETS by Eden Unger Bowditch was released in March, and I reviewed it as a Middle Grade Monday post HERE . Rec...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/01/i-drink-cobras-milkshake.html?showComment=1294192439581
Illogical Contraption: I drink Cobras milkshake
When I saw Cobras post about the dead birds falling out of the sky, I can honestly say that the only thing that occurred to me after readin...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/11/43-lord-of-flies.html?showComment=1196638980000
The Criterion Contraption: #43: Lord of the Flies
Lord of the Flies , 1963, directed by Peter Brook, from the novel by William Golding. On his pseudo-commentary track for Lord of the Flie...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/03/smeg-brings-thunder.html?showComment=1238047740000
Illogical Contraption: SMEG BRINGS THE THUNDER!
Kind and considerate Illogical Contraption reader Kurt, aka "Smeg", took some time out of his busy schedule to participate in the First Annu...
illogicalcontraptionsmegbringsthunder
https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/1994/09/index.html
The Criterion Contraption: Index
#1: Grand Illusion (8-29-2004) #2: Seven Samurai (11-29-2004) #3: The Lady Vanishes (11-8-2004) #4: Amarcord (11-9-2004) #5: The 400...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/08/hidden-agenda-behind-rock-n-roll.html?showComment=1280801603424
Illogical Contraption: The Hidden Agenda Behind Rock n' Roll
To continue my series on fictional film bands I present a confrontation I had with my childhood and The Clowns , the alleged musical protago...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/08/hellspawn-lords-of-eternity-2001.html
Illogical Contraption: HELLSPAWN - LORDS OF ETERNITY (2001)
Props once again to my mountainbro El Gordo for this one, an obscure slab of Aussie black metal that arrived in a package also containing th...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/11/
Illogical Contraption: November 2009
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2007/02/65-rushmore.html?showComment=1171227180000
The Criterion Contraption: #65: Rushmore
Rushmore , 1998, directed by Wes Anderson, written by Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson. Wes Anderson has the dubious honor of being perhaps t...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1340652111227
Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki
Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f...
the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki
https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/02/saturday-morning-double-feature-star.html?showComment=1235865420000
Illogical Contraption: SATURDAY MORNING DOUBLE FEATURE: STAR WARS METAL
Two albums that take inspiration from the Star Wars trilogy: VONDUR - STRIDSYFIRLYSING (1995) Foul troll "It", of the noise-metal hatefest ...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/09/siriusly-folks.html
Illogical Contraption: SIRIUSLY, FOLKS
July 23, 1973: Our old pal Robert Anton ("Pope Bob") Wilson, co-author of the Illuminatus! Trilogy , author of The Cosmic Trigger , Promethe...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/11/related-news-lokos-dented-heads-and.html
Illogical Contraption: RELATED NEWS - LOKO'S, DENTED HEADS AND WOLF ROXON
You're running out of time! If you haven't Loko'ed you haven't lived. Oh, and just for the hell of it... Here's something from Wolf Roxon...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1333284553230
Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki
Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1351906067350
Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki
Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f...
the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki
https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/03/smeg-brings-thunder.html?showComment=1238026080000
Illogical Contraption: SMEG BRINGS THE THUNDER!
Kind and considerate Illogical Contraption reader Kurt, aka "Smeg", took some time out of his busy schedule to participate in the First Annu...
illogicalcontraptionsmegbringsthunder
https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/01/at-war-with-satan-amazing-true-story-of.html?showComment=1231999020000
Illogical Contraption: AT WAR WITH SATAN: THE AMAZING TRUE STORY OF UNBLACK METAL
This just in from the "There's A Market For Everything" Department: "Unblack Metal", a pro-Christianity offshoot of the notoriously (and som...
https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/07/34-andrei-rublev.html?showComment=1286647024667
The Criterion Contraption: #34: Andrei Rublev
Andrei Rublev , 1966, directed by Andrei Tarkovsky, written by Andrei Tarkovsky and Andrei Konchalovsky. Here's a minor incident in Andrei...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/03/select-images-from-black-panther.html?showComment=1237853160000
Illogical Contraption: SELECT IMAGES FROM 'THE BLACK PANTHER COLORING BOOK' (1968)
"THE PIG IS AFRAID OF THE BLACK MAN, HE STRIKES OUT AGAINST LITTLE CHILDREN" "BLACK PANTHERS PROTECT BLACK CHILDREN" "THE PIG IS RUNNING AWA...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/09/polish-home-video-covers-part-2.html
Illogical Contraption: POLISH HOME VIDEO COVERS, PART 2
Check out Part 1 four posts ago. Check out the rest of Krystian Kudja's amazing VHS collection here .
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2015/05/nights-after-dark-episode-15-how-stella.html
Illogical Contraption: NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 15 - HOW STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK
Winter has turned again to spring, which means it's time to sacrifice one hour of your precious time to us while we discuss Beltane, fi...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2013/09/the-tcl-chinese-theatre.html
The Criterion Contraption: The TCL Chinese Theatre
Kurosawa soon, but for now, I've written something about the reopening of the Chinese Theatre for The Dissolve . You can read it here .
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/04/gpw-ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.html
Illogical Contraption: GPW - UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Living in Pacifica, CA in 1997 I obviously listened to a lot of Master P. I was fully committed to No Limit Records and had to buy everythin...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/02/sun-ra-arkestra-lanquidity-nuclear-war.html?showComment=1265792211549
Illogical Contraption: SUN RA ARKESTRA - LANQUIDITY + NUCLEAR WAR (1978, 1982)
I was actually planning to do a detailed Sun Ra post next week but since Shelby beat me to it yesterday and posted a link to Space is the Pl...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/04/absu-mythological-occult-metal-1991.html?showComment=1303434063091
Illogical Contraption: ABSU - MYTHOLOGICAL OCCULT METAL: 1991-2001 (2005)
I'll let this anonymous comment from my Inquisition post over on The Living Doorway this morning do the talking in regards to longtime IllCo...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1340503329108
Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki
Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f...
the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki
https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2010/07/99-gimme-shelter.html?showComment=1341764617570
The Criterion Contraption: #99: Gimme Shelter
Gimme Shelter , 1970, directed by David Maysles, Albert Maysles, and Charlotte Zwerin. Some films enter the canon the minute their last fr...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2012/10/illcon-podcast-archive-oct-dec-2011.html
Illogical Contraption: ILLCON PODCAST ARCHIVE OCT-DEC 2011
#16: 12/30/2011 - 2 Bros #15: 12/16/2011 - 4 Bros #14: 12/9/2011 - Annie Wilder #13: 12/2/2011 - Mr. Creepo #12: 11/18/2011 - Jacob ...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/illogical-contraption-vs-al-qaeda.html?showComment=1304460889169
Illogical Contraption: ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION vs. AL QAEDA
So, as anyone who has corresponded with me via the blog already knows, illogicalcontraption(at)yahoo(dot)com was hacked in the wee hours of ...
illogicalcontraptionvs
https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/08/facebook-wall-gathering-of-juggalos.html?showComment=1282022469988
Illogical Contraption: Facebook Wall - Gathering of the Juggalos
The run up to the big event: Obi Barnes This will be my first gathering. Leaving tonight CAN'T WAIT!!! Hope to see you all there! WHOOP WHO...
facebook wallof theillogicalcontraptiongathering
https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2012/01/coin-op-memories-part-1.html
Illogical Contraption: COIN-OP MEMORIES PART 1
If my parents had a list of things I shouldn't have spent my hard earned paper round money on then arcade games where public enemy number on...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/06/black-metal-confusion.html
Illogical Contraption: Black Metal Confusion
Here you go Shelby...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2009/12/95-all-that-heaven-allows.html
The Criterion Contraption: #95: All That Heaven Allows
All That Heaven Allows , 1955, directed by Douglas Sirk, screenplay by Peg Fenwick, from a short story by Edna L. Lee and Harry Lee. After...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1351699153527
Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki
Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f...
the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki
https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/10/speaking-of-jesus-metal.html?showComment=1286215242240
Illogical Contraption: Speaking of Jesus Metal...
Nostalgia will make you do funny things. Speaking from a purely personal viewpoint, pure, unadulterated nostalgia will cause strange behavio...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2023/09/
Illogical Contraption: September 2023
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2009/01/
The Criterion Contraption: January 2009
I'm going to watch every last DVD in the Criterion Collection.
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/02/clothing-is-stupid.html
Illogical Contraption: CLOTHING IS STUPID
I have a very specific pet peeve: T-shirts featuring painfully unfunny "funny" quotes. Usually worn by drama geeks, former drama geeks, Dad ...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/03/porn-natures-aphrodesiac.html
Illogical Contraption: PORN: NATURE'S APHRODESIAC
A SOCIOLOGICAL INTERNET EXPERIMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOOD FOLKS AT ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION, INC. As a social experiment to quell my own mo...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/07/33-nanook-of-north.html?showComment=1122532500000
The Criterion Contraption: #33: Nanook of the North
Nanook of the North , 1922, written and directed by Robert J. Flaherty. When I was maybe four or five years old and I'd get bundled up to...
the criterioncontraptionnanooknorth
https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/04/guilty-pleasures-week.html
Illogical Contraption: GUILTY PLEASURES WEEK
Man, it's so cooool being a music blogger. Constantly posting only the most elite and obscure French / Australian / albino / midget / quee...
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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2020/
Illogical Contraption: 2020
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https://ginny-letyourlightshine.blogspot.com/2025/08/thunderdome-part-2-contraption.html
Let Your Light Shine: Thunderdome Part 2 - The Contraption
Yes, we have passed another huge work machine of some kind. This one is stranger than the one in my first Thunderdome post. I have no idea,...
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https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2007/02/65-rushmore.html?showComment=1174378080000
The Criterion Contraption: #65: Rushmore
Rushmore , 1998, directed by Wes Anderson, written by Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson. Wes Anderson has the dubious honor of being perhaps t...
the criterioncontraptionrushmore
https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2007/02/65-rushmore.html?showComment=1206069120000
The Criterion Contraption: #65: Rushmore
Rushmore , 1998, directed by Wes Anderson, written by Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson. Wes Anderson has the dubious honor of being perhaps t...
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The Criterion Contraption: December 2013
I'm going to watch every last DVD in the Criterion Collection.
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The Criterion Contraption: #63: Carnival of Souls
Carnival of Souls , 1962, directed by Herk Harvey, written by John Clifford. I write a lot about comedy as though it were the great negle...
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Illogical Contraption: NIDEN DIV. 187 - IMPERGIUM (1997)
First off, big ups to Illogical Bro Humboldt Pete for turning me on to Niden Div. 187. Pete has been supplying me with all manner of obscure...
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Illogical Contraption: SACRED STEEL - WARGODS OF METAL (1998)
Sacred Steel are cheezy as fuck. These guys must have grown up suckling at the muscular, hirsute teat of the mighty Manowar, chugging the es...
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The Criterion Contraption: #59: The Night Porter
The Night Porter , 1974, directed by Liliana Cavani, screenplay by Liliana Cavani, story by Barbara Alberti, Liliana Cavani, Italo Moscati, ...
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Illogical Contraption: ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION vs. AL QAEDA
So, as anyone who has corresponded with me via the blog already knows, illogicalcontraption(at)yahoo(dot)com was hacked in the wee hours of ...
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Illogical Contraption: Thank GOD For WikiHow!
-HOW TO BE A CHRISTIAN FAN OF BLACK METAL: -HOW TO NOT BE A POSER IN BLACK METAL: -HOW TO BE 'SCENE' WITHOUT BEING A 'POSER': Thanks to Del ...
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Illogical Contraption: DISTURBING PICTURES OF RICHARD SIMMONS, VOL. 1
I'm sorry about this, I just feel that it needs to be done. Part one of three.
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Illogical Contraption: SQUEEGEE YOUR THIRD EYE
Current obsession: BILL FUCKING HICKS. Why? Because no one else is funny compared to Bill Hicks. No one else is mean compared to Bill Hicks....
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Brookwood Letters: Marmalade making contraption
It works! The Spong patent slicer for marmalade beans and all vegetables! Dear Helen gave it to me. It belonge...
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Illogical Contraption: Speaking of Jesus Metal...
Nostalgia will make you do funny things. Speaking from a purely personal viewpoint, pure, unadulterated nostalgia will cause strange behavio...
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Illogical Contraption: JOHN CARPENTER AND ALAN HOWARTH - THEY LIVE SOUNDTRACK (1988)
I CAME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS... ... AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM. Download HERE Purchase HERE (PS: Anyone else remember the R...
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Brookwood Letters: Marmalade making contraption
It works! The Spong patent slicer for marmalade beans and all vegetables! Dear Helen gave it to me. It belonge...
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Illogical Contraption: 400 BLOWS - BLACK RAINBOW (2003)
400 Blows' music is both technically simple and tough to categorize. Displaying some definitely crushing metal power but delivered with a di...
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