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https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/10/saturday-morning-double-double-feature.html Illogical Contraption: SATURDAY MORNING DOUBLE DOUBLE FEATURE: QUADROVOD Considering Voivod's hyper-dimensional take on sci-fi-metal, it seemed only fair to square the standard 'Saturday Morning Double Feature' fu... saturday morningdouble featureillogicalcontraption https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/04/morpheus-descends-ritual-of-infinity.html?showComment=1301697096847 Illogical Contraption: MORPHEUS DESCENDS - RITUAL OF INFINITY (1992) (+ Bonus!) I'm sure we're all familiar with the legendary MORPHEUS DESCENDS already, so I'll devote only a little time to this description. Long story... illogicalcontraptionmorpheusritualinfinity https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/10/does-noseblood-records-carry-neofolk.html?showComment=1319612456441 Illogical Contraption: DOES NOSEBLOOD RECORDS CARRY NEOFOLK? REAL TALK. Is it metal blogger suicide to declare one's love for neofolk in only one's second post? Probably, huh. INTRO: Last month, I read... illogicalcontraptionrecordscarryneofolk https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1322970066026 Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f... the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2010/10/ The Criterion Contraption: October 2010 I'm going to watch every last DVD in the Criterion Collection. the criterioncontraptionoctober https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/01/at-war-with-satan-amazing-true-story-of.html Illogical Contraption: AT WAR WITH SATAN: THE AMAZING TRUE STORY OF UNBLACK METAL This just in from the "There's A Market For Everything" Department: "Unblack Metal", a pro-Christianity offshoot of the notoriously (and som... https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/10/does-noseblood-records-carry-neofolk.html?showComment=1319418157835 Illogical Contraption: DOES NOSEBLOOD RECORDS CARRY NEOFOLK? REAL TALK. Is it metal blogger suicide to declare one's love for neofolk in only one's second post? Probably, huh. INTRO: Last month, I read... illogicalcontraptionrecordscarryneofolk https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2015/11/nights-after-dark-episode-36-galactic.html Illogical Contraption: NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 36 - GALACTIC ROADKILL We go hard on the Travis Walton abduction! New audio recordings! New evidence revealed! Alien torture porn! This is a good one. Di... nights after darkillogicalcontraptionepisodegalactic https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/01/metal-on-metal.html Illogical Contraption: METAL ON METAL Above: This is pretty metal. Remember when we used to write about METAL here on IC? I sure do. Let's do that again today. Specifically, I'd ... illogicalcontraptionmetal https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/07/33-nanook-of-north.html?showComment=1136613240000 The Criterion Contraption: #33: Nanook of the North Nanook of the North , 1922, written and directed by Robert J. Flaherty. When I was maybe four or five years old and I'd get bundled up to... the criterioncontraptionnanooknorth https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2014/05/ The Criterion Contraption: May 2014 I'm going to watch every last DVD in the Criterion Collection. the criterioncontraptionmay https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/07/34-andrei-rublev.html?showComment=1205109000000 The Criterion Contraption: #34: Andrei Rublev Andrei Rublev , 1966, directed by Andrei Tarkovsky, written by Andrei Tarkovsky and Andrei Konchalovsky. Here's a minor incident in Andrei... the criterioncontraptionandreirublev https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/07/34-andrei-rublev.html?showComment=1300408658286 The Criterion Contraption: #34: Andrei Rublev Andrei Rublev , 1966, directed by Andrei Tarkovsky, written by Andrei Tarkovsky and Andrei Konchalovsky. Here's a minor incident in Andrei... the criterioncontraptionandreirublev https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-ill-con-guide-to-corporate.html?showComment=1347734182984 Illogical Contraption: The IllCon Guide To Corporate Instructional Rap Videos! I've recently become obsessed with the now extinct genre of instructional rap videos from the 80s. I've been playing most of my findings on ... guide toillogicalcontraptioncorporateinstructional https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2012/03/112-play-time.html The Criterion Contraption: #112: Play Time the criterioncontraptionplaytime https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/01/wolfgang-and-noble-oval-stool-samples.html Illogical Contraption: Wolfgang and the Noble Oval - Stool Samples - Unreleased (An Interview) Like most local scenes in the early days of punk, the history of punk rock in St Louis is a largely untold story lost somewhere between the ... and the https://gamedeveloperstudio.itch.io/killing-contraption-2 killing contraption 2 by Robert Brooks - gamedeveloperstudio.com Killing contraption 2 animated game asset by robertkillingcontraptionbrooks https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/illogical-contraption-vs-al-qaeda.html?showComment=1304465109326 Illogical Contraption: ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION vs. AL QAEDA So, as anyone who has corresponded with me via the blog already knows, illogicalcontraption(at)yahoo(dot)com was hacked in the wee hours of ... illogicalcontraptionvs https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/06/th-inbred-family-affair.html Illogical Contraption: th' INBRED: A Family Affair At the risk of pissing off the headbanging status quo of the IllCon team/readership, I'm gonna post a few of my favourite old hardcore LPs h... a familyillogicalcontraptionthinbred https://brookwoodletters.blogspot.com/2012/01/marmalade-making-contraption.html?showComment=1327434393990 Brookwood Letters: Marmalade making contraption It works! The Spong patent slicer for marmalade beans and all vegetables! Dear Helen gave it to me. It belonge... brookwoodlettersmarmalademakingcontraption https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/illogical-contraption-vs-al-qaeda.html?showComment=1304511296823 Illogical Contraption: ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION vs. AL QAEDA So, as anyone who has corresponded with me via the blog already knows, illogicalcontraption(at)yahoo(dot)com was hacked in the wee hours of ... illogicalcontraptionvs https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2010/07/99-gimme-shelter.html The Criterion Contraption: #99: Gimme Shelter Gimme Shelter , 1970, directed by David Maysles, Albert Maysles, and Charlotte Zwerin. Some films enter the canon the minute their last fr... the criterioncontraptiongimmeshelter https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/04/ Illogical Contraption: April 2009 illogicalcontraptionapril https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/05/sonny-side-of-street.html Illogical Contraption: Sonny Side Of The Street Everybody seems pretty bummed and/or irate around here lately what with all the media types going tits up and all. At the risk of seeming ... of theillogicalcontraptionsonnyside https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/12/three-spells.html?showComment=1322786687878 Illogical Contraption: THREE SPELLS Holy shit, I didn't realize until just now that today is IllCon's three-year anniversary. Nice. What did you fuckers get me? Nothing? Aweso... illogicalcontraptionthreespells https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/06/peters-double-feature-because-i-feel.html Illogical Contraption: Peter's Double Feature (Because I Feel Like It!) Alright check, check, check it out... Here are two totally sweet bands that are opposite in tempo and equal in brutality. #1 Nasum Nasum is ... peter sdouble featurei feelillogicalcontraption https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1473455433496 Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f... the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/08/observations-on-state-of-modern-metal.html?showComment=1282856308431 Illogical Contraption: OBSERVATIONS ON THE STATE OF MODERN METAL, PART 2 Wait, what? I'm OLD. OLD OLD OLD. As I might have mentioned, the domain we refer to as "modern metal" is a place that frightens and confuses... on thestate ofmodern metalillogicalcontraption https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/08/re-stoner-metalold-classicwizard-bong.html Illogical Contraption: Re: Stoner Metal/Old Classic/Wizard Bong This album belongs right beside Sleep's Holy Mountain. If you haven't heard this, drop everything, and listen to it as loud as possible, as ... stoner metalold classicillogicalcontraptionwizard https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/08/facebook-wall-gathering-of-juggalos.html?showComment=1282099752624 Illogical Contraption: Facebook Wall - Gathering of the Juggalos The run up to the big event: Obi Barnes This will be my first gathering. Leaving tonight CAN'T WAIT!!! Hope to see you all there! WHOOP WHO... facebook wallof theillogicalcontraptiongathering https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2006/09/59-night-porter.html?showComment=1158083940000 The Criterion Contraption: #59: The Night Porter The Night Porter , 1974, directed by Liliana Cavani, screenplay by Liliana Cavani, story by Barbara Alberti, Liliana Cavani, Italo Moscati, ... the criterioncontraptionnightporter https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/05/all-your-bass-are-belong-to-us.html Illogical Contraption: ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US Is it just me, or does anyone else miss that whole Miami Bass/Custom Mini-Truck trend that went down in the early 90's? I'm not sure how per... illogicalcontraptionbassbelongus https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/06/king-is-dead.html Illogical Contraption: THE KING IS DEAD the kingillogicalcontraptiondead https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/10/does-noseblood-records-carry-neofolk.html?showComment=1319423446664 Illogical Contraption: DOES NOSEBLOOD RECORDS CARRY NEOFOLK? REAL TALK. Is it metal blogger suicide to declare one's love for neofolk in only one's second post? Probably, huh. INTRO: Last month, I read... illogicalcontraptionrecordscarryneofolk https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/02/saturday-morning-double-feature-star.html?showComment=1235865060000 Illogical Contraption: SATURDAY MORNING DOUBLE FEATURE: STAR WARS METAL Two albums that take inspiration from the Star Wars trilogy: VONDUR - STRIDSYFIRLYSING (1995) Foul troll "It", of the noise-metal hatefest ... saturday morningdouble featurestar warsillogicalcontraption https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/10/sirius-1973-aiwass-1904.html?showComment=1319310651763 Illogical Contraption: SIRIUS 1973 = AIWASS 1904? I'm sure I don't need to tell you guys a whole Hell of a lot about Aleister Crowley, right? We all know the dude was tuned into some majorly... illogicalcontraptionsirius https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/02/aura-noir-black-thrash-attack-1996.html Illogical Contraption: AURA NOIR - BLACK THRASH ATTACK (1996) The title sums it up. Mega-aggressive, speedy Black/Thrash Metal to kill kittens to. Aura Noir dish it up venomous and vitriolic, with a gri... aura noirillogicalcontraptionblackthrash https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/01/i-drink-cobras-milkshake.html?showComment=1294295245403 Illogical Contraption: I drink Cobras milkshake When I saw Cobras post about the dead birds falling out of the sky, I can honestly say that the only thing that occurred to me after readin... i drinkillogicalcontraptioncobrasmilkshake https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/03/852-of-heaven.html Illogical Contraption: 8:52 OF HEAVEN illogicalcontraptionheaven https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/11/43-lord-of-flies.html?showComment=1164965640000 The Criterion Contraption: #43: Lord of the Flies Lord of the Flies , 1963, directed by Peter Brook, from the novel by William Golding. On his pseudo-commentary track for Lord of the Flie... the criterioncontraptionlordflies https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2012/03/ The Criterion Contraption: March 2012 I'm going to watch every last DVD in the Criterion Collection. the criterioncontraptionmarch https://shannonkodonnell.blogspot.com/2011/07/fayes-contraption.html Book Dreaming: Faye's Contraption THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SECRETS by Eden Unger Bowditch was released in March, and I reviewed it as a Middle Grade Monday post HERE . Rec... book dreamingfayecontraption https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/01/i-drink-cobras-milkshake.html?showComment=1294192439581 Illogical Contraption: I drink Cobras milkshake When I saw Cobras post about the dead birds falling out of the sky, I can honestly say that the only thing that occurred to me after readin... i drinkillogicalcontraptioncobrasmilkshake https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/11/43-lord-of-flies.html?showComment=1196638980000 The Criterion Contraption: #43: Lord of the Flies Lord of the Flies , 1963, directed by Peter Brook, from the novel by William Golding. On his pseudo-commentary track for Lord of the Flie... the criterioncontraptionlordflies https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/03/smeg-brings-thunder.html?showComment=1238047740000 Illogical Contraption: SMEG BRINGS THE THUNDER! Kind and considerate Illogical Contraption reader Kurt, aka "Smeg", took some time out of his busy schedule to participate in the First Annu... illogicalcontraptionsmegbringsthunder https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/1994/09/index.html The Criterion Contraption: Index #1: Grand Illusion (8-29-2004) #2: Seven Samurai (11-29-2004) #3: The Lady Vanishes (11-8-2004) #4: Amarcord (11-9-2004) #5: The 400... the criterioncontraptionindex https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/08/hidden-agenda-behind-rock-n-roll.html?showComment=1280801603424 Illogical Contraption: The Hidden Agenda Behind Rock n' Roll To continue my series on fictional film bands I present a confrontation I had with my childhood and The Clowns , the alleged musical protago... the hiddenillogicalcontraptionagendabehind https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/08/hellspawn-lords-of-eternity-2001.html Illogical Contraption: HELLSPAWN - LORDS OF ETERNITY (2001) Props once again to my mountainbro El Gordo for this one, an obscure slab of Aussie black metal that arrived in a package also containing th... illogicalcontraptionhellspawnlordseternity https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/11/ Illogical Contraption: November 2009 illogicalcontraptionnovember https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2007/02/65-rushmore.html?showComment=1171227180000 The Criterion Contraption: #65: Rushmore Rushmore , 1998, directed by Wes Anderson, written by Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson. Wes Anderson has the dubious honor of being perhaps t... the criterioncontraptionrushmore https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1340652111227 Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f... the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/02/saturday-morning-double-feature-star.html?showComment=1235865420000 Illogical Contraption: SATURDAY MORNING DOUBLE FEATURE: STAR WARS METAL Two albums that take inspiration from the Star Wars trilogy: VONDUR - STRIDSYFIRLYSING (1995) Foul troll "It", of the noise-metal hatefest ... saturday morningdouble featurestar warsillogicalcontraption https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/09/siriusly-folks.html Illogical Contraption: SIRIUSLY, FOLKS July 23, 1973: Our old pal Robert Anton ("Pope Bob") Wilson, co-author of the Illuminatus! Trilogy , author of The Cosmic Trigger , Promethe... illogicalcontraptionfolks https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/11/related-news-lokos-dented-heads-and.html Illogical Contraption: RELATED NEWS - LOKO'S, DENTED HEADS AND WOLF ROXON You're running out of time! If you haven't Loko'ed you haven't lived. Oh, and just for the hell of it... Here's something from Wolf Roxon... related newsillogicalcontraptionloko https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1333284553230 Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f... the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1351906067350 Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f... the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/03/smeg-brings-thunder.html?showComment=1238026080000 Illogical Contraption: SMEG BRINGS THE THUNDER! Kind and considerate Illogical Contraption reader Kurt, aka "Smeg", took some time out of his busy schedule to participate in the First Annu... illogicalcontraptionsmegbringsthunder https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/01/at-war-with-satan-amazing-true-story-of.html?showComment=1231999020000 Illogical Contraption: AT WAR WITH SATAN: THE AMAZING TRUE STORY OF UNBLACK METAL This just in from the "There's A Market For Everything" Department: "Unblack Metal", a pro-Christianity offshoot of the notoriously (and som... https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2005/07/34-andrei-rublev.html?showComment=1286647024667 The Criterion Contraption: #34: Andrei Rublev Andrei Rublev , 1966, directed by Andrei Tarkovsky, written by Andrei Tarkovsky and Andrei Konchalovsky. Here's a minor incident in Andrei... the criterioncontraptionandreirublev https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/03/select-images-from-black-panther.html?showComment=1237853160000 Illogical Contraption: SELECT IMAGES FROM 'THE BLACK PANTHER COLORING BOOK' (1968) "THE PIG IS AFRAID OF THE BLACK MAN, HE STRIKES OUT AGAINST LITTLE CHILDREN" "BLACK PANTHERS PROTECT BLACK CHILDREN" "THE PIG IS RUNNING AWA... the black panthercoloring bookillogicalcontraptionselect https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/09/polish-home-video-covers-part-2.html Illogical Contraption: POLISH HOME VIDEO COVERS, PART 2 Check out Part 1 four posts ago. 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Leaving tonight CAN'T WAIT!!! Hope to see you all there! WHOOP WHO... facebook wallof theillogicalcontraptiongathering https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2012/01/coin-op-memories-part-1.html Illogical Contraption: COIN-OP MEMORIES PART 1 If my parents had a list of things I shouldn't have spent my hard earned paper round money on then arcade games where public enemy number on... coin opillogicalcontraptionmemoriespart https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2009/06/black-metal-confusion.html Illogical Contraption: Black Metal Confusion Here you go Shelby... black metalillogicalcontraptionconfusion https://criterioncollection.blogspot.com/2009/12/95-all-that-heaven-allows.html The Criterion Contraption: #95: All That Heaven Allows All That Heaven Allows , 1955, directed by Douglas Sirk, screenplay by Peg Fenwick, from a short story by Edna L. Lee and Harry Lee. After... the criterionall thatcontraptionheavenallows https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2011/05/legend-of-purple-aki.html?showComment=1351699153527 Illogical Contraption: The Legend of Purple Aki Every place has urban myths and legendary beasts - Scotland has The Loch Ness Monster , Virginia has The Mothman and rumours have abounded f... the legend ofillogicalcontraptionpurpleaki https://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/10/speaking-of-jesus-metal.html?showComment=1286215242240 Illogical Contraption: Speaking of Jesus Metal... Nostalgia will make you do funny things. 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