https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy8jnxxm70jo
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
Dec 3, 2025 - The intoxicated animal suffered no injuries and was released back into the wild by animal protection once sober.
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https://www.ms.now/opinion/drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-virginia
The viral drunk raccoon headlines highlight a sobering truth
Dec 7, 2025 - Whenever a wild animal shows up in popular culture, whether through a TV series or a viral photo, there’s almost always a more nuanced story.
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https://pagesix.com/video/melissa-mccarthys-big-return-to-snl-sarah-sherman-plays-viral-drunk-raccoon/
Melissa McCarthy’s big return to ‘SNL,’ Sarah Sherman plays viral drunk raccoon ...
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/raccoon-broke-liquor-store-found-160447229.html
A raccoon broke into a liquor store. It was found passed out drunk.
Dec 3, 2025 - An unlikely suspect went on rampage in the Virginia ABC liquor store in Ashland. The poor thing was found passed out in the bathroom.
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https://torontosun.com/news/weird/drunk-raccoon-breaks-into-virginia-liquor-store
Drunk raccoon breaks into Virginia liquor store, passes out | Toronto Sun
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https://fortune.com/2026/01/16/are-raccoons-intelligent-drunk-passed-out-in-liquor-store-neuroscientist-nearby/
For 15 years, a neuroscientist has studied raccoon intelligence in Central Virginia. Then a drunk...
Jan 16, 2026 - Scaled up to size, a raccoon brain would contain roughly the same number of neurons as a human brain.
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https://apnews.com/article/drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-bandit-virginia-5109feb2ea9ab9bf8954ec3798689fd0
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store after wild night | AP News
Dec 4, 2025 - A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
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https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/08/viral-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-releases-cocktails/
Viral 'Drunk Raccoon' Liquor Store Releases Three Cocktails
The viral drunken raccoon who turned a liquor store into its personal frat party isn’t done soaking up fame -- the shop owners just launched three cocktails...
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