https://heyepiphora.com/epiphoras-sex-toy-gift-giving-guide/
Mar 29, 2025 - There's more to it than you think. A sex toy expert's top tips on choosing a sex toy for someone else, such as "don't use your dick as a...
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Mar 29, 2025 - Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my heart pounding when I open a new toy. When I opened...
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https://heyepiphora.com/step-inside-my-sex-toy-closet/
Mar 29, 2025 - A grand tour of my majestic closet, where I store my 600+ sex toy collection. Years of organizing and fantasizing led to this: my own little sex toy museum.
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https://heyepiphora.com/good-riddance-lora-dicarlo/
Mar 29, 2025 - The "sex tech" start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry has shut down after only 3 years. It's poetic justice.
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https://heyepiphora.com/15-things-i-learned-buying-a-house-as-a-sex-blogger/
Mar 29, 2025 - As a person who masturbates for a living and makes money through nefarious and elusive internet means, I had some... unique considerations as a home buyer.
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https://heyepiphora.com/queer-sex-party-chronicles-every-night-a-blank-slate/
May 9, 2025 - We were falling in love with the ease of fucking our friends. In our sacred space, the norms of our culture were discarded, leaving only our desires.
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https://heyepiphora.com/a-decade-of-sex-blogging/
Mar 29, 2025 - 10 years later, a look back at how my job as a sex toy reviewer changed my life and what it taught me about masturbation, sex, friendship, and intimacy.
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https://heyepiphora.com/epiphora-approved-sex-toy-shops/
Dec 18, 2024 - In the market for a new sex toy, porno, sex blog hosting, etc.? Here are the places I, a discerning sex toy reviewer, most recommend!
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Apr 3, 2025 - Hi! I'm Epiphora, and I have a very discerning vagina. For over 15 years, I've been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.
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https://heyepiphora.com/queer-sex-party-chronicles-a-magical-birthday/
May 9, 2025 - A decadent night of make outs, spankings, dildo blowjobs, and — spoiler alert — my first orgy orgasm.
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https://heyepiphora.com/dildo-jokes-forever-a-15-year-april-fools-retrospective/
Apr 2, 2025 - Yes, I fucked myself with fruits and vegetables. Yes, I masturbated with a 100-year-old vibrator. Yes, I stuffed a bunch of mini dildos in my vagina.
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