https://thedrawncutlass.blogspot.com/2010/10/even-smell-of-frying-bacon-offends-them.html
The Drawn Cutlass: Even the SMELL of Frying Bacon Offends Them...
... so you'll have to remove that ventilation fan from your diner. Wouldn't want a fatwa on you now, would you? Be a good little citizen ...
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