https://www.grandmaslump.com/2013/07/
Grandma Slump: July 2013
Local Man Writes Own Blog
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2014/08/my-moms-been-dead-one-year.html
Grandma Slump: My Mom's Been Dead One Year
Well, friends, it's been a weird time of reflection for me -- the honest to God truth -- now that my mom has been passed on for one whole...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2015/03/the-great-waving-tour.html
Grandma Slump: The Great Waving Tour
Everyone knows my blog as a worldwide sensation. I have readers in literally every country on earth, and that even includes North Korea. ...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/02/nothing-refreshing.html
Grandma Slump: Nothing Refreshing
There's nothing as refreshing as a cold glass of water. I've got one right now, about five inches from my left hand, close to the keyboard. ...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/06/industrial-powers-too-much-baggage.html
Grandma Slump: The Industrial Powers: Too Much Baggage
Jerry Springer has a classy new game show, where bachelors or bachelorettes on the dating scene are presented with a few possibilities, pote...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2015/06/newsletter-drone-guy.html
Grandma Slump: Newsletter -- Drone Guy
HEADLINING TODAY'S NEWSLETTER, MY SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH FOR A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WEATHER PHENOMENA. THEY GO TOGETHER LIKE SUGAR AN...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/10/heaping-streams-of-running-gravy.html
Grandma Slump: Heaping Streams Of Running Gravy
MORNING: I'm getting ready to have biscuits and gravy for lunch, oodles and oodles of gravy. Big heaping streams of running gravy, meeting a...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2017/09/i-couldve-been-gynecologist.html
Grandma Slump: I Could've Been A Gynecologist
Sometimes I really rue the choices I made in life. No one was especially gung ho and on me about making career choices. Grandpa would see...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/05/what-if-i-took-hiatus-and-no-one-cared.html
Grandma Slump: What If I Took A Hiatus And No One Cared?
I suppose that would be the ultimate feeling of liberation. That I work my way back from notorious fame to blessed obscurity. So that I'm ab...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2017/01/an-act-or-two-short-of-final-act.html
Grandma Slump: An Act or Two Short of The Final Act
THE GOLDEN CHILD - #12 All the stuff I had to do in this Supreme Battle -- it was like fighting World War II single-handedly -- was...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/07/vats-for-industry-and-mega-ovens.html
Grandma Slump: Vats For Industry (And Mega Ovens)
Here's one for the books, a tough one for me to believe... I was out nosing around the many residential industrial sections of my town, wh...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/12/worked-up-in-constant-state-of.html
Grandma Slump: Worked Up In A Constant State Of Agitation
I'm thinking maybe my natural state is a state of agitation. Every little thing agitates me. It's much like I said about my rage a few mo...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2015/03/beware-ides-of-march.html
Grandma Slump: Beware the Ides of March
It's the Day of Days , folks, the Ides of March! I may sound happy about it, but really I'm not. Because if I learned anything in school,...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/05/local-man-sissifies-industrial-powers.html
Grandma Slump: Local Man Sissifies Industrial Powers
Now that would be a headline! I dare the Daily News to run that headline! Chickens! Buck, buck, buck! Ha, ha, I got ya there! I love ...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2011/
Grandma Slump: 2011
Local Man Writes Own Blog
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/01/adversity-sucks-deal-with-it.html
Grandma Slump: Adversity Sucks -- Deal With It
Yesterday as part of the "Drive for Pride" I was teaching on the subject of getting your duties accomplished , of being a responsible person...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/10/from-guts-to-glory-to-gravy.html
Grandma Slump: From Guts To Glory To Gravy
MORNING: Gravy is the good stuff. Whether it's the literal delicacy we pour over potatoes and savor. Or the benefits that come from hard wor...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/04/industrial-section.html
Grandma Slump: The Industrial Section
One of the places in a town that is unpleasant is the industrial section of town. The town thinks they need industry, in the mistaken opinio...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/03/husky-beef-flavor-dog-food-labels-5-of.html
Grandma Slump: Husky Beef Flavor (Dog Food Labels 5 of 5)
For the last in our series of collectible dog food labels from the early '90s, which is just a sample of my much bigger collection, we're g...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/02/my-second-vernon-hoff-post.html
Grandma Slump: My Second Vernon Hoff Post
I'm going to write this very slowly and thoughtfully today. Usually I'm rushing along because I want to get done and get on to something e...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/03/mentally-faithful.html
Grandma Slump: Mentally Faithful
Here's an odd juxtaposition of reality and imagination, that I'm preferring the mental Old Faithful to the actual geyser. Fascinating! I was...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2019/10/self-esteem-teamwork.html
Grandma Slump: Self-Esteem & Teamwork
Part 28 of 30 My Fragile Self-Esteem Toward the end of my life as I am now -- hitting the golden years is already a dim memory in...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/10/be-stern-with-yourself-now-now-now.html
Grandma Slump: Be Stern With Yourself -- Now! Now! Now!
Life is boot camp. Not lolling about like a dandy fellow with a fob. Look alive! It's time to get up, out, and doing something. I could sit ...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2014/11/mental-parasitism-censure-and-mea-culpa.html
Grandma Slump: Mental Parasitism: Censure and Mea Culpa
Friends, I am in some trouble. And I have to say something -- as part of my censure from the Institute of Mental Parasitism -- that I a...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/09/did-anyone-predict-end-of-world-today.html
Grandma Slump: Did Anyone Predict The End Of The World Today?
It's one of those significant date days, 09-09-09. It seems like someone somewhere must have predicted the end of the world today. But I don...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2019/07/anthropology-answers-poison.html
Grandma Slump: Anthropology: The Answer's Poison
Chapter 17 (1st part) of 25 -- Head Hunters of the Amazon The Antipas A short digression on the head-hunters and their mode of ...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2014/08/cancer-everythings-gotta-eat.html
Grandma Slump: Cancer -- Everything's Gotta Eat
I've been accused of being heartless and cruel, and even rooting for people's suffering and evil, simply because of my realistic recognit...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/11/as-good-as-im-ever-going-to-be-1000.html
Grandma Slump: As Good As I'm Ever Going To Be (1000)
Yes! I have finally achieved something that's always eluded the rest of my family, 1000 posts on my blog! Isn't that great? But, you know ...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2019/06/maynard-and-blonde.html
Grandma Slump: Maynard And The Blonde
Part 29 of 30 -- Speaking Ill of The Dead Before I speak ill of dead Maynard, let me commend him first. It shows real spirit to do ...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2013/07/government-snooping-infilitrate-big-or.html
Grandma Slump: Government Snooping -- Infilitrate, Big or Small
I carefully studied my instructions under a streetlight. The lighting made it look very weird, kind of a greenish yellow. I was struck. T...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2013/07/
Grandma Slump: July 2013
Local Man Writes Own Blog
grandma slumpjuly
https://www.grandmaslump.com/2014/08/my-moms-been-dead-one-year.html
Grandma Slump: My Mom's Been Dead One Year
Well, friends, it's been a weird time of reflection for me -- the honest to God truth -- now that my mom has been passed on for one whole...
grandma slumpmy momdeadoneyear
https://www.grandmaslump.com/2015/03/the-great-waving-tour.html
Grandma Slump: The Great Waving Tour
Everyone knows my blog as a worldwide sensation. I have readers in literally every country on earth, and that even includes North Korea. ...
grandma slumpthe greatwavingtour
https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/02/nothing-refreshing.html
Grandma Slump: Nothing Refreshing
There's nothing as refreshing as a cold glass of water. I've got one right now, about five inches from my left hand, close to the keyboard. ...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/06/industrial-powers-too-much-baggage.html
Grandma Slump: The Industrial Powers: Too Much Baggage
Jerry Springer has a classy new game show, where bachelors or bachelorettes on the dating scene are presented with a few possibilities, pote...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/
Grandma Slump
Local Man Writes Own Blog
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2015/06/newsletter-drone-guy.html
Grandma Slump: Newsletter -- Drone Guy
HEADLINING TODAY'S NEWSLETTER, MY SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH FOR A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WEATHER PHENOMENA. THEY GO TOGETHER LIKE SUGAR AN...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/10/heaping-streams-of-running-gravy.html
Grandma Slump: Heaping Streams Of Running Gravy
MORNING: I'm getting ready to have biscuits and gravy for lunch, oodles and oodles of gravy. Big heaping streams of running gravy, meeting a...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2017/09/i-couldve-been-gynecologist.html
Grandma Slump: I Could've Been A Gynecologist
Sometimes I really rue the choices I made in life. No one was especially gung ho and on me about making career choices. Grandpa would see...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/05/what-if-i-took-hiatus-and-no-one-cared.html
Grandma Slump: What If I Took A Hiatus And No One Cared?
I suppose that would be the ultimate feeling of liberation. That I work my way back from notorious fame to blessed obscurity. So that I'm ab...
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https://www.grandmaslump.com/2017/01/an-act-or-two-short-of-final-act.html
Grandma Slump: An Act or Two Short of The Final Act
THE GOLDEN CHILD - #12 All the stuff I had to do in this Supreme Battle -- it was like fighting World War II single-handedly -- was...
grandma slumpor twoshort ofactfinal
https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/07/vats-for-industry-and-mega-ovens.html
Grandma Slump: Vats For Industry (And Mega Ovens)
Here's one for the books, a tough one for me to believe... I was out nosing around the many residential industrial sections of my town, wh...
grandma slumpfor industryvatsmegaovens
https://www.grandmaslump.com/2009/12/worked-up-in-constant-state-of.html
Grandma Slump: Worked Up In A Constant State Of Agitation
I'm thinking maybe my natural state is a state of agitation. Every little thing agitates me. It's much like I said about my rage a few mo...
grandma slumpworked upstate ofconstantagitation
https://www.grandmaslump.com/2015/03/beware-ides-of-march.html
Grandma Slump: Beware the Ides of March
It's the Day of Days , folks, the Ides of March! I may sound happy about it, but really I'm not. Because if I learned anything in school,...
grandma slumpthe idesbewaremarch
https://www.grandmaslump.com/2010/05/local-man-sissifies-industrial-powers.html
Grandma Slump: Local Man Sissifies Industrial Powers
Now that would be a headline! I dare the Daily News to run that headline! Chickens! Buck, buck, buck! Ha, ha, I got ya there! I love ...
grandma slumplocal manindustrialpowers
https://www.grandmaslump.com/2011/
Grandma Slump: 2011
Local Man Writes Own Blog
grandma slump