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Mar 29, 2025 - The "sex tech" start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry has shut down after only 3 years. It's poetic justice.

Mar 29, 2023

Dec 19, 2024 - I value your privacy and right to control your information. This page explains how your data is collected and used when you visit Hey Epiphora.

Dec 18, 2024

Mar 29, 2025 - As a person who masturbates for a living and makes money through nefarious and elusive internet means, I had some... unique considerations as a home buyer.

May 9, 2025 - A night of Halloween-inspired dildos, first-time fisting, an impeccably-timed orgasm, and and the hottest deep throat action of my life.

Apr 3, 2025 - Hi! I'm Epiphora, and I have a very discerning vagina. For over 15 years, I've been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

Mar 29, 2025 - Two men vie to be the first human penis in a museum of phalluses. Things get weird.

Dec 20, 2024 - A trusted source for relentlessly honest sex toy reviews and snarky musings since 2008. Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

Mar 29, 2025 - Intimate audio logs from a professional masturbator. It's like This American Life, but with orgasms.

Jun 23, 2025 - An epic list of the very best sex toy sales and deals this Black Friday and Cyber Monday! Unparalleled deals, plus tons of exclusive freebies just for you!

Mar 29, 2025 - You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand dildo can indeed change your — and your G-spot's — life. The answer is yes. Holy fuck, yes.

Mar 29, 2025 - A romp through the year in my life and sex toys — ranging from amazing to despicable — plus the most ridiculous sex toy trend of the year and much more!

Mar 29, 2025 - It took years, but I've figured it out: my vagina is my friend, not a fiendish villain working against me. Now I've earned the label "size...

Mar 29, 2025

Mar 29, 2025 - Legendary vibrators from We-Vibe, revamped and enhanced. With rumbly motors and upscale features, these are some of the finest bullet vibes money can buy.

Mar 29, 2025 - In a sea of one-dimensional vibrators, these stand out. These are some of the good ones. At $59, the Je Joue Bullets offer rumbly vibrations on a budget.

May 9, 2025 - A decadent night of make outs, spankings, dildo blowjobs, and — spoiler alert — my first orgy orgasm.

Aug 4, 2023

Dec 18, 2024 - Rabidly researched and continually updated, this page rounds up the best sex toy sales and deals of the moment from my favorite shops and manufacturers.

Dec 19, 2024 - Want to expand your sex blog horizons? Good! You should! Below I've listed tons of awesome blogs, many of which include sex toy reviews.

Mar 29, 2025 - Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my heart pounding when I open a new toy. When I opened...

Jul 9, 2023 - Feeling lost in a sea of dildos? Get oriented with this intro to professional sex toy reviewer Epiphora — and the nooks and crannies of her extensive blog.

Apr 2, 2025 - Yes, I fucked myself with fruits and vegetables. Yes, I masturbated with a 100-year-old vibrator. Yes, I stuffed a bunch of mini dildos in my vagina.

Jan 24, 2025

Mar 29, 2025 - SaSi is touted as one of the most innovative sex toys on the block. It's just like oral sex! It remembers what you like! But it's not a dream come...

Dec 18, 2024 - The hall of fame of the very best sex toys in existence! These are my desert-island sex toys, the vibrators, dildos, and anal toys that have stood the test of...

Mar 29, 2025 - Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the fuck out of my G-spot and makes me...

Mar 29, 2025 - Unlike the ephemeral fluttering of the Womanizer, the air flow stimulation from the LELO Sona Cruise feels aggressive — like it's thwacking away at my...

Mar 29, 2025 - This is a question I think we all want the answer to. Today, I'm bravely going to answer it. Follow my journey, from grocery store to orgasm.

Dec 18, 2024 - Frequently asked questions about my favorite and least favorite sex toys, how I got started as a sex toy reviewer, how to avoid toxic toys, and much more.

Mar 29, 2025

Mar 29, 2025 - Ugly, loud as sin, and aggravating to use, the Queen Bee is a pathetic excuse for a vibrator. My resentment grew with every abysmal orgasm I had to endure.

Mar 29, 2025 - You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to give me a G-spot orgasm. I have long since...

Mar 29, 2025 - Why do some vibrators feel better than others? Because of a difference in vibration quality — "buzzy" or "rumbly" — demonstrated here...