https://theonion.com/sun-maid-announces-girl-in-logo-has-always-been-sentient-raisin-disguising-self-in-human-flesh/
Dec 3, 2025 - FRESNO, CA—Revealing that all of the company’s customers have been seduced by a hidden monstrosity, Sun-Maid announced Tuesday that the girl in the company...
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https://www.9news.com.au/world/today-in-history-december-4-what-happened-on-this-day/f599afe7-52a9-46db-9e35-121c71dfd785
Dec 2, 2025 - The dictator of the Central African Republic Jean-Bédel Bokassa was crowned as emperor in a ceremony that c...
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https://www.newschannel5.com/news/national/your-burgers-arent-made-of-human-flesh-coroner-says-after-dairy-queen-raid-leads-to-rumors
No, Dairy Queen is not serving you burgers made of human flesh, a coroner had to clarify after a series of federal raids in three South Carolina counties led...
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