https://www.tmz.com/2009/04/27/motorized-bar-stool-drunk-free-to-ride-again/
Motorized Bar Stool Drunk -- Free to Ride Again
Ohio natives beware -- the drunken idiot/genius who was banned from riding his motorized bar stool has just been given permission by a judge to saddle back up.
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