https://www.vice.com/en/article/jnco-jeans-going-out-of-business-vgtrn/
So long, JNCO jeans. Your pants were too big for our modern hearts to take.
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https://mashable.com/article/trumpy-bear-is-real
Trumpy Bear, a Trump-inspired teddy bear with an American flag blanket shoved in its back, is unfortunately a real thing you can buy.
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