https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/flash-fiction-friday.html?showComment=1244331237788
Riot Kitty: Flash fiction Friday
In 55 words or less, write a complete story? Hmm... All that was left behind: the room bathed in icy light broken music notes laying careles...
riot kittyflash fictionfriday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/someone-else-said-it-better.html?showComment=1366117143443
Riot Kitty: Someone else said it better
I had a happy announcement to make today, but then I saw the headlines. I can't say it any better than Patton Oswalt did: "This is a gia...
riot kittysomeone elsesaidbetter
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/and-bit-of-happy-news-is.html?showComment=1367083081761
Riot Kitty: And the bit of happy news is...
A few years ago, I sat down and started to write a children's book. And now it is up on Amazon! (That is the short of it. Read on if you a...
riot kittyand thehappy newsbit
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/08/senior-cat.html?showComment=1377758859336
Riot Kitty: Senior Cat
I just had a birthday that a lot of people forgot, and perhaps that's a good thing. I celebrated in Minnesota with family - oddly enough, I ...
riot kittyseniorcat
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/can-you-imagine-doing-marketing.html?showComment=1245377635084
Riot Kitty: Can you imagine doing the marketing research?
A friend asked me a horrible question last night - because it was about another friend. One she plans to sleep with. Her: "I should probably...
riot kittycan youthe marketingimagineresearch
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/10/stolen-and-stolen.html?showComment=1381852881000
Riot Kitty: Stolen, and stolen!
I stole this gem from Joey's new blog, Stolen . If you haven't checked it out, go do so. It's some hilarious stuff from all over the web. ...
riot kittystolen
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/11/vasil-p-mcnuts-presidential-platform.html?showComment=1352240696781
Riot Kitty: Vasil P. McNut's presidential platform
Hello, bloggy friends! Vasil P. McNut here. While Riot Kitty and Mr. Riot Kitty are glued to their television tomorrow night (and it's not e...
riot kittyvasilp
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/02/this-just-about-sums-up-my-day.html
Riot Kitty: This just about sums up my day
Take my word for it. And by that I mean I'm feeling like the house, not the girl scout!
riot kittysumsday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2016/03/sure-buy-me-muffin-who-are-you.html?showComment=1458177521958
Riot Kitty: Sure, buy me a muffin. Who are you?
Is it me, or is way too much texting done for work these days? As a general precaution I sometimes exchange cell phone numbers with people...
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https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/12/whitest-fucking-christmas-ever.html
Riot Kitty: The whitest fucking Christmas, ever.
So call me Scrooge. For reasons unbeknownst to me - because it does freeze now and again each winter here - the Portland, Oregon metro area ...
riot kittyfucking christmaswhitestever
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/09/haters-have-too-much-time-on-their.html?showComment=1315056238163
Riot Kitty: The haters have too much time on their hands
I love it how far-left or far-right groups choose nitpicky ridiculous shit to protest - 'cause it's far easier to do than actual do-goodin...
riot kittythe haterstoo much
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/09/haters-have-too-much-time-on-their.html?showComment=1315359966908
Riot Kitty: The haters have too much time on their hands
I love it how far-left or far-right groups choose nitpicky ridiculous shit to protest - 'cause it's far easier to do than actual do-goodin...
riot kittythe haterstoo much
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/07/meme-theme-annoyance.html?showComment=1406811113252
Riot Kitty: Meme theme: annoyance
Well, what else? I thought of this on the way home. There are far too many annoyances to write about in just one post (or even one blog, a...
riot kittymemethemeannoyance
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/01/smacked-around-by-mighty-mouse.html?showComment=1231579020000
Riot Kitty: Smacked around by Mighty Mouse
Several months back I posted about an odd thing happening at work...in the same week, I got chewed out over the phone (for things done by my...
riot kittysmackedaroundmightymouse
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/07/wrong-way.html?showComment=1247478278680
Riot Kitty: Wrong way
I'm starting with this picture because as nonsensical as it is - the entrance sign by the exit sign, very "not Swiss!", as my dad would say ...
riot kittywrongway
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/08/dr-what.html?showComment=1375797248185
Riot Kitty: Dr. What?
OK, I am stunned. Shocked. Amazed. (And yes, a geek.) I had no idea this was coming. And here is a ninja lunch break edit: Mike D waxe...
riot kittydr
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/02/when-life-gives-you-lemons.html?showComment=1234522320000
Riot Kitty: When life gives you lemons...
1. Squeeze the life out of them and add water, and drink to keep allergies at bay. (I'm not kidding. I learned this nifty little trick from ...
riot kittylifegiveslemons
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/12/you-asked-for-it.html
Riot Kitty: You asked for it!
Here is my favorite chapter from my (as of yet unpublished) book, illustrated by my brother Nik. By the way, congratulate him! He now has a...
riot kittyyou asked
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/05/what-he-mike-d-has-done-for-me-lately.html
Riot Kitty: What he (Mike D) has done for me lately
Bonus points to you if you catch the cheesy 80s song reference! The backstory: as you all know, I recently published a children's ebook on...
riot kittymike dfor me
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/10/ring-tailed-lemur-is-my-spirit-animal.html?showComment=1317683712915
Riot Kitty: The ring-tailed lemur is my spirit animal
Every year, huge nonprofits send us probably half a dozen free calendars, thinking we have money to give them. (Tip for the uninitiated: I w...
riot kittythe ringmy spiritlemuranimal
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/08/tmi-anyone.html?showComment=1283287542749
Riot Kitty: TMI, anyone?
I thought I had heard it all at work. We have screening processes for volunteers who teach our classes and lead our support groups. But ther...
riot kittytmianyone
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/08/things-i-like-thursday-birthday-edition.html?showComment=1345804170859
Riot Kitty: Things I like Thursday (Birthday Edition)
I like cards. A lot. What can I say, I'm from a Hallmark family. I have only gotten three birthday cards so far, but as my dad says, "The ye...
things i likeriot kittythursdaybirthdayedition
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/10/just-go-away.html?showComment=1287053603835
Riot Kitty: ...just go away!
You remember that Motley Crue song that had the refrain, "Girl, don't go away mad...just go away"? If I wasn't sick and didn't have the voic...
riot kittyjust goaway
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/02/happy-day.html?showComment=1203542520000
Riot Kitty: Happy day
When I was in high school, my dad told me I should write it down in my journal anytime I had an awesome day. I don't believe in the zodiac, ...
riot kittyhappyday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/06/small-pleasures.html
Riot Kitty: Small pleasures
I don't mean to be totally warm and fuzzy, but as I recover I have been appreciating things I used to take for granted or not focus on perha...
riot kittysmallpleasures
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/09/haters-have-too-much-time-on-their.html?showComment=1315047603297
Riot Kitty: The haters have too much time on their hands
I love it how far-left or far-right groups choose nitpicky ridiculous shit to protest - 'cause it's far easier to do than actual do-goodin...
riot kittythe haterstoo much
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/11/oh-fudge.html?showComment=1384674705397
Riot Kitty: Oh fudge.
Some random observations from this past week: 1. The farther I get from Portlandia, the more things start to scare me. We held an event fo...
riot kittyohfudge
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/and-bit-of-happy-news-is.html?showComment=1366519403283
Riot Kitty: And the bit of happy news is...
A few years ago, I sat down and started to write a children's book. And now it is up on Amazon! (That is the short of it. Read on if you a...
riot kittyand thehappy newsbit
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/01/older-crankier-weirder.html?showComment=1294884579600
Riot Kitty: Older = crankier, weirder
I have this theory that as people age, they either get 1) crankier or 2) stranger, and when they are old, they're able to get away with both...
riot kittyolder
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2016/03/people-i-would-like-to-tell-to-fuck-off.html?showComment=1457358961709
Riot Kitty: People I would like to tell to fuck off
No, a complete list cannot fit in this very small space. I'm sorry for the long absences. Mr. RK and I are getting divorced. Although it i...
i would like toriot kittypeopletellfuck
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/11/plenty-of-material.html?showComment=1415194714435
Riot Kitty: Plenty of Material
Last weekend, I went with several friends to watch a performance of comics who had taken the Stand Up for Mental Health comedy class. One o...
riot kittyplentymaterial
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/01/older-crankier-weirder.html?showComment=1294877431028
Riot Kitty: Older = crankier, weirder
I have this theory that as people age, they either get 1) crankier or 2) stranger, and when they are old, they're able to get away with both...
riot kittyolder
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/07/and-im-only-one.html?showComment=1246693043516
Riot Kitty: And I'm the only one!
You remember that line from Winnie-the-Pooh, don't you? (By the way, what the fuck is a "pooh" anyway? Has anyone ever explained that? If yo...
riot kittythe onlyone
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/11/pardon-our-disappearance.html?showComment=1321075652948
Riot Kitty: Pardon our (dis)appearance
It's been a hectic week with visitors, preparing for an event for work this weekend, etc. But in the meantime, does this remind you of a...
riot kittypardondisappearance
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-ten-thursday.html
Riot Kitty: Top Ten Thursday
Joey started the idea of a Top Ten Tuesday blog, so let's think of this as Top Ten Tuesday Plus Two. And it's going to be about - you guess...
riot kittytop tenthursday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/but-seriously.html?showComment=1244587251328
Riot Kitty: But seriously
Whew! After getting that post out of my system, I thought we could all use some laughs... So here are some life lessons I have learned. 1. N...
riot kittyseriously
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/07/ill-probably-go-to-hell-but.html?showComment=1280020734980
Riot Kitty: I'll probably go to hell, but...
I wrote a couple of friends about this, but I just had to share with the rest of you... As you know, I cannot stand it when people completel...
go to hellriot kittyprobably
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/06/plastic-joy.html?showComment=1277659546566
Riot Kitty: Plastic Joy
Now, now, before you get the wrong idea - thanks to Joey , I have received the Plastic Joy Award. Yes, it still has to do with sex, just not...
riot kittyplasticjoy
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/12/ending-with-laugh.html?showComment=1325652160190
Riot Kitty: Ending with a laugh
A lot of really crap things happened in 2011, both in our lives and in the lives of friends. So I'm hoping for a better 2012. Never have I l...
riot kittywith aendinglaugh
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2007/12/how-cool-is-my-dad.html?showComment=1196828940000
Riot Kitty: How COOL is my dad?
I think it's fitting, albeit accidentally, that my dad and a great gift are the subjects of my 100th post. (100 fucking posts?! Mon dieu! Wh...
riot kittycooldad
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/11/things-i-would-like-to-know.html?showComment=1415975692961
Riot Kitty: Things I would like to know
And I bet you would, too, you just haven't written about it yet. 1. Why the phone system at work got fried by a storm on the SAME day I ra...
i would like toriot kittythingsknow
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/and-bit-of-happy-news-is.html?showComment=1366283758917
Riot Kitty: And the bit of happy news is...
A few years ago, I sat down and started to write a children's book. And now it is up on Amazon! (That is the short of it. Read on if you a...
riot kittyand thehappy newsbit
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/12/and-apropos-of-nothing-except-making.html?showComment=1293184387194
Riot Kitty: And apropos of nothing except making you laugh
I was talking with a friend today about religion - she said she believes in God but not the hellfire and brimstone stuff. However, her broth...
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https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/11/if-you-want-to-slap-someone.html?showComment=1352365802229
Riot Kitty: If you want to slap someone...
A real conversation in my office today... Volunteer: "I just read the greatest thing. It says, 'If you really want to slap someone, just d...
if you wantriot kittyslapsomeone
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/12/happy-st-patricks-day.html
Riot Kitty: Merry Christmas!
Enjoy your holidays and hopefully some laughs. If you can't play the video, go to this link: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=MuppetsStud...
riot kittymerrychristmas
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/10/no-you-cannot-has-that-absolutely-not.html?showComment=1381438777642
Riot Kitty: No, you cannot has that. Absolutely not!
It's event week. On top of it being event week, this year our dinner coincided with the launch of our state's insurance exchange (which st...
riot kittycannotabsolutely
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/but-seriously.html?showComment=1244557033574
Riot Kitty: But seriously
Whew! After getting that post out of my system, I thought we could all use some laughs... So here are some life lessons I have learned. 1. N...
riot kittyseriously
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/08/five-minute-friday.html?showComment=1346478839711
Riot Kitty: Five minute Friday
Swiping Five Minute Friday from Claire ...my theme is...fall. Fall! I love the Friday before Labor Day weekend - I think about sleeping in...
riot kittyfiveminutefriday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-nemesis.html?showComment=1405082945857
Riot Kitty: The nemesis
Pollen has been an enemy of mine ever since I can remember. But more so since I have lived in the Northwest. This week, I have either flu ...
riot kittynemesis
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/02/you-tell-me.html?showComment=1204431840000
Riot Kitty: You tell me
I saw this great headline in the "letters to the editor" section of my crappy local (Portland) paper: "Ralph Nader: A Threat or a Has-Been?"...
riot kittytell
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/08/dr-what.html?showComment=1376139880814
Riot Kitty: Dr. What?
OK, I am stunned. Shocked. Amazed. (And yes, a geek.) I had no idea this was coming. And here is a ninja lunch break edit: Mike D waxe...
riot kittydr
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/flash-fiction-friday.html?showComment=1244255675410
Riot Kitty: Flash fiction Friday
In 55 words or less, write a complete story? Hmm... All that was left behind: the room bathed in icy light broken music notes laying careles...
riot kittyflash fictionfriday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/06/plastic-joy.html?showComment=1277785456144
Riot Kitty: Plastic Joy
Now, now, before you get the wrong idea - thanks to Joey , I have received the Plastic Joy Award. Yes, it still has to do with sex, just not...
riot kittyplasticjoy
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/06/obviously-im-just-pervert.html?showComment=1309001855136
Riot Kitty: Obviously, I'm just a pervert
I had lunch today with a hospital executive who wants to get more involved with what we do at work. He mentioned that he had to watch what h...
riot kittyobviouslypervert
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-boy-oh-boy.html?showComment=1304365726252
Riot Kitty: Oh boy oh boy!
Cake Betch , who I sometimes feel is my younger (don't ask me how much younger) alter ego, gave me an award! She had this to say about my bl...
riot kittyohboy
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/11/if-you-want-to-slap-someone.html?showComment=1352413887617
Riot Kitty: If you want to slap someone...
A real conversation in my office today... Volunteer: "I just read the greatest thing. It says, 'If you really want to slap someone, just d...
if you wantriot kittyslapsomeone
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/11/oh-fudge.html?showComment=1384546968645
Riot Kitty: Oh fudge.
Some random observations from this past week: 1. The farther I get from Portlandia, the more things start to scare me. We held an event fo...
riot kittyohfudge
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/12/social-graces-where-i-get-my-grump-on.html?showComment=1418224454091
Riot Kitty: Social graces (where I get my grump on)
I suppose nothing ruffles my feathers as frequently as bad manners - or no manners. And in the hierarchy of offending gestures, there is n...
riot kittysocial gracesgetgrump
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/02/regrets.html
Riot Kitty: Regrets?
I just finished reading a book by Diane Johnson - I love her books because she creates such a detailed picture of her characters and their d...
riot kittyregrets
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-boy-oh-boy.html?showComment=1304245709257
Riot Kitty: Oh boy oh boy!
Cake Betch , who I sometimes feel is my younger (don't ask me how much younger) alter ego, gave me an award! She had this to say about my bl...
riot kittyohboy
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/01/do-us-all-favor.html?showComment=1262749029367
Riot Kitty: Do us all a favor...
...and get some, from someone other than yourself. You heard me. Stop stalking women's blogs and posting nasty, chauvinistic comments on pos...
riot kittyall ausfavor
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/11/snuggles.html?showComment=1258719976495
Riot Kitty: *Snuggles*
Usually it's hard to get good pictures of Earl Grey, because he moves or stares right at the camera and gets red eye (alien kitty.) Mr. Riot...
riot kittysnuggles
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/10/just-go-away.html?showComment=1287156995329
Riot Kitty: ...just go away!
You remember that Motley Crue song that had the refrain, "Girl, don't go away mad...just go away"? If I wasn't sick and didn't have the voic...
riot kittyjust goaway
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/could-this-movie-be-made-today.html?showComment=1365939764858
Riot Kitty: Could this movie be made today?
We watched Goldfinger last night. I hadn't seen it since I was in elementary school and ignoring the obvious sexist crap (like Sean Connery...
riot kittythis moviecouldmadetoday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/11/would-you-like-date-with-that-funeral.html
Riot Kitty: Would you like a date with that funeral?
I thought I'd been asked out at the most inappropriate venue, but then I read Scarlet's post about getting asked out at her grandfather's f...
riot kittywould youlike adatefuneral
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/07/so-do-you-come-here-often.html?showComment=1215209700000
Riot Kitty: So do you come here often?
I could have asked that question at my first on-the-books job... Scarlet and Coby cracked me up with their "worst interview moments" on Sc...
riot kittydo youcome hereoften
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/01/do-us-all-favor.html?showComment=1262785223914
Riot Kitty: Do us all a favor...
...and get some, from someone other than yourself. You heard me. Stop stalking women's blogs and posting nasty, chauvinistic comments on pos...
riot kittyall ausfavor
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/07/and-im-only-one.html?showComment=1246627726867
Riot Kitty: And I'm the only one!
You remember that line from Winnie-the-Pooh, don't you? (By the way, what the fuck is a "pooh" anyway? Has anyone ever explained that? If yo...
riot kittythe onlyone
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/but-seriously.html?showComment=1244561518266
Riot Kitty: But seriously
Whew! After getting that post out of my system, I thought we could all use some laughs... So here are some life lessons I have learned. 1. N...
riot kittyseriously
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/12/ants-in-your-pants-how-about-caffeine.html?showComment=1324771575919
Riot Kitty: Ants in your pants? How about caffeine?
You know that we have become the laziest, dumbest society ever when something like thi s is invented. Mr. RK first told me about caffei...
riot kittyhow aboutantscaffeine
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/could-this-movie-be-made-today.html?showComment=1365920151464
Riot Kitty: Could this movie be made today?
We watched Goldfinger last night. I hadn't seen it since I was in elementary school and ignoring the obvious sexist crap (like Sean Connery...
riot kittythis moviecouldmadetoday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/08/friday-funny.html?showComment=1217893680000
Riot Kitty: Friday funny
Actually, it was a Thursday funny...but it's funny today, too, and I've had kind of a fucked up day, so here's making it better by hoping I ...
riot kittyfridayfunny
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/02/meme-10-things-to-be-happy-about-today.html?showComment=1201989960000
Riot Kitty: Meme: 10 things to be happy about today
Tonight was not a good night in many ways, so this (early) morning I am focusing on things positive...I am tagging Green Tea, Jessica, Viva,...
to be happyriot kittymemethingstoday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/01/five-years-ago-there-was-ice-storm.html?showComment=1263677000401
Riot Kitty: Five years ago, there was an ice storm...
...and a few hours before that, I got married. Which was funny, because I never wanted to get married. I wasn't even sure I wanted to live w...
five years agoriot kittyicestorm
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/07/meme-theme-annoyance.html?showComment=1406819177172
Riot Kitty: Meme theme: annoyance
Well, what else? I thought of this on the way home. There are far too many annoyances to write about in just one post (or even one blog, a...
riot kittymemethemeannoyance
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2015/12/socks-and-underwear.html?showComment=1451739594612
Riot Kitty: Socks and underwear
As a kid, I thought socks and underwear were shitty holiday gifts. But the week before Christmas, we delivered socks at a place that also gi...
riot kittysocksunderwear
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-boy-oh-boy.html?showComment=1304222529322
Riot Kitty: Oh boy oh boy!
Cake Betch , who I sometimes feel is my younger (don't ask me how much younger) alter ego, gave me an award! She had this to say about my bl...
riot kittyohboy
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/01/apparently-im-not-very-good-hunter.html?showComment=1264509304761
Riot Kitty: Apparently, I'm not a very good hunter
You've heard of cats that drag in mice and other rodents, offering them as gifts for their humans? Mr. RK did some research, and apparently ...
riot kittynot avery goodapparentlyhunter
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/11/if-you-want-to-slap-someone.html?showComment=1352571362628
Riot Kitty: If you want to slap someone...
A real conversation in my office today... Volunteer: "I just read the greatest thing. It says, 'If you really want to slap someone, just d...
if you wantriot kittyslapsomeone
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/12/social-graces-where-i-get-my-grump-on.html?showComment=1418296460203
Riot Kitty: Social graces (where I get my grump on)
I suppose nothing ruffles my feathers as frequently as bad manners - or no manners. And in the hierarchy of offending gestures, there is n...
riot kittysocial gracesgetgrump
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/could-this-movie-be-made-today.html?showComment=1366002403740
Riot Kitty: Could this movie be made today?
We watched Goldfinger last night. I hadn't seen it since I was in elementary school and ignoring the obvious sexist crap (like Sean Connery...
riot kittythis moviecouldmadetoday
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/01/happy-birthday-mr-rk.html?showComment=1294619846256
Riot Kitty: Happy birthday, Mr. RK!
Today is a significant birthday for Mr. RK. He's 29.* I have a host of activities planned for this weekend, and I've been spoiling him all w...
riot kittyhappy birthdaymrrk
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/09/does-it-get-up-and-dance.html
Riot Kitty: Does it get up and dance?
I'm not into chocolate for its own sake, but I do like to visit a locally-owned cafe called Moonstruck: A Chocolate Cafe. I like cocoa and I...
riot kittyget updance
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/12/ending-with-laugh.html?showComment=1325403542692
Riot Kitty: Ending with a laugh
A lot of really crap things happened in 2011, both in our lives and in the lives of friends. So I'm hoping for a better 2012. Never have I l...
riot kittywith aendinglaugh
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/11/sisters-in-arms.html
Riot Kitty: Sisters in arms
OK, if you didn't get the Dire Straits reference...well, I just pointed it out for you. Lots of my blogger buddies have posted about what th...
riot kittysistersarms
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/09/bookstore-not-porn-store.html
Riot Kitty: Bookstore. Not porn store.
Truth may be stranger than fiction, but it's also so much funnier! A couple of stories from friends who work at bookstores that I just had t...
riot kittynot pornbookstore
https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-would-have-been-burned-as-witch.html?showComment=1256574254986
Riot Kitty: I would have been burned as a witch.
My dad is fond of saying that if I had been born in another century, I'd have been Joan of Arc. I'm not quite that brave - I think had I eve...
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Riot Kitty: Oh boy oh boy!
Cake Betch , who I sometimes feel is my younger (don't ask me how much younger) alter ego, gave me an award! She had this to say about my bl...
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Riot Kitty: Soft core porn and a sappy ending
That's the sum of the movie Love and Other Drugs. It took me two full-price movie tickets, plus popcorn, and one hour and fifty three minute...
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Riot Kitty: Social graces (where I get my grump on)
I suppose nothing ruffles my feathers as frequently as bad manners - or no manners. And in the hierarchy of offending gestures, there is n...
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Riot Kitty: Laughter on the tube? We can't have that!
More proof that the Brits have no sense of humor: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071126/tc_nm/britain_announcer_dc Going past the usual "mind ...
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Riot Kitty: What next?
Over dinner - which Mr. RK took me to after yet another excruciating Monday committee meeting, he said, "We've almost beaten the 65 percent!...
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Riot Kitty: Go ahead and laugh
First, the good news: I have completed four out of five cleanings (which should be called "scrapings") with the periodontal hygienist. No on...
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Riot Kitty: Vasil P. McNut's presidential platform
Hello, bloggy friends! Vasil P. McNut here. While Riot Kitty and Mr. Riot Kitty are glued to their television tomorrow night (and it's not e...
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Riot Kitty: Food for thought
It probably goes without saying that when I took a business trip to North Carolina last month, the idea of vegetarian food was met with expr...
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Riot Kitty: Socks and underwear
As a kid, I thought socks and underwear were shitty holiday gifts. But the week before Christmas, we delivered socks at a place that also gi...
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Riot Kitty: Guess what this is...
...and I'll send you one of the "fuck" postcards! Or something calmer, like chocolate. Mr. RK took this picture and I absolutely loved it. A...
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Riot Kitty: Movies and Peanuts
At dinner a couple of weeks ago, Mr. RK asked, "Who would star in the movie of your life?" And I replied, "Snoopy." That popped into ...
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Riot Kitty: Plenty of Material
Last weekend, I went with several friends to watch a performance of comics who had taken the Stand Up for Mental Health comedy class. One o...
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Riot Kitty: Meme theme: annoyance
Well, what else? I thought of this on the way home. There are far too many annoyances to write about in just one post (or even one blog, a...
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