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https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/flash-fiction-friday.html?showComment=1244331237788 Riot Kitty: Flash fiction Friday In 55 words or less, write a complete story? Hmm... All that was left behind: the room bathed in icy light broken music notes laying careles... riot kittyflash fictionfriday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/someone-else-said-it-better.html?showComment=1366117143443 Riot Kitty: Someone else said it better I had a happy announcement to make today, but then I saw the headlines. I can't say it any better than Patton Oswalt did: "This is a gia... riot kittysomeone elsesaidbetter https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/and-bit-of-happy-news-is.html?showComment=1367083081761 Riot Kitty: And the bit of happy news is... A few years ago, I sat down and started to write a children's book. And now it is up on Amazon! (That is the short of it. Read on if you a... riot kittyand thehappy newsbit https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/08/senior-cat.html?showComment=1377758859336 Riot Kitty: Senior Cat I just had a birthday that a lot of people forgot, and perhaps that's a good thing. I celebrated in Minnesota with family - oddly enough, I ... riot kittyseniorcat https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/can-you-imagine-doing-marketing.html?showComment=1245377635084 Riot Kitty: Can you imagine doing the marketing research? A friend asked me a horrible question last night - because it was about another friend. One she plans to sleep with. Her: "I should probably... riot kittycan youthe marketingimagineresearch https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/10/stolen-and-stolen.html?showComment=1381852881000 Riot Kitty: Stolen, and stolen! I stole this gem from Joey's new blog, Stolen . If you haven't checked it out, go do so. It's some hilarious stuff from all over the web. ... riot kittystolen https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/11/vasil-p-mcnuts-presidential-platform.html?showComment=1352240696781 Riot Kitty: Vasil P. McNut's presidential platform Hello, bloggy friends! Vasil P. McNut here. While Riot Kitty and Mr. Riot Kitty are glued to their television tomorrow night (and it's not e... riot kittyvasilp https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/02/this-just-about-sums-up-my-day.html Riot Kitty: This just about sums up my day Take my word for it. And by that I mean I'm feeling like the house, not the girl scout! riot kittysumsday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2016/03/sure-buy-me-muffin-who-are-you.html?showComment=1458177521958 Riot Kitty: Sure, buy me a muffin. Who are you? Is it me, or is way too much texting done for work these days? As a general precaution I sometimes exchange cell phone numbers with people... buy me ariot kittywho aresuremuffin https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/12/whitest-fucking-christmas-ever.html Riot Kitty: The whitest fucking Christmas, ever. So call me Scrooge. For reasons unbeknownst to me - because it does freeze now and again each winter here - the Portland, Oregon metro area ... riot kittyfucking christmaswhitestever https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/09/haters-have-too-much-time-on-their.html?showComment=1315056238163 Riot Kitty: The haters have too much time on their hands I love it how far-left or far-right groups choose nitpicky ridiculous shit to protest - 'cause it's far easier to do than actual do-goodin... riot kittythe haterstoo much https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/09/haters-have-too-much-time-on-their.html?showComment=1315359966908 Riot Kitty: The haters have too much time on their hands I love it how far-left or far-right groups choose nitpicky ridiculous shit to protest - 'cause it's far easier to do than actual do-goodin... riot kittythe haterstoo much https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/07/meme-theme-annoyance.html?showComment=1406811113252 Riot Kitty: Meme theme: annoyance Well, what else? I thought of this on the way home. There are far too many annoyances to write about in just one post (or even one blog, a... riot kittymemethemeannoyance https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/01/smacked-around-by-mighty-mouse.html?showComment=1231579020000 Riot Kitty: Smacked around by Mighty Mouse Several months back I posted about an odd thing happening at work...in the same week, I got chewed out over the phone (for things done by my... riot kittysmackedaroundmightymouse https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/07/wrong-way.html?showComment=1247478278680 Riot Kitty: Wrong way I'm starting with this picture because as nonsensical as it is - the entrance sign by the exit sign, very "not Swiss!", as my dad would say ... riot kittywrongway https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/08/dr-what.html?showComment=1375797248185 Riot Kitty: Dr. What? OK, I am stunned. Shocked. Amazed. (And yes, a geek.) I had no idea this was coming. And here is a ninja lunch break edit: Mike D waxe... riot kittydr https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/02/when-life-gives-you-lemons.html?showComment=1234522320000 Riot Kitty: When life gives you lemons... 1. Squeeze the life out of them and add water, and drink to keep allergies at bay. (I'm not kidding. I learned this nifty little trick from ... riot kittylifegiveslemons https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/12/you-asked-for-it.html Riot Kitty: You asked for it! Here is my favorite chapter from my (as of yet unpublished) book, illustrated by my brother Nik. By the way, congratulate him! He now has a... riot kittyyou asked https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/05/what-he-mike-d-has-done-for-me-lately.html Riot Kitty: What he (Mike D) has done for me lately Bonus points to you if you catch the cheesy 80s song reference! The backstory: as you all know, I recently published a children's ebook on... riot kittymike dfor me https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/10/ring-tailed-lemur-is-my-spirit-animal.html?showComment=1317683712915 Riot Kitty: The ring-tailed lemur is my spirit animal Every year, huge nonprofits send us probably half a dozen free calendars, thinking we have money to give them. (Tip for the uninitiated: I w... riot kittythe ringmy spiritlemuranimal https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/08/tmi-anyone.html?showComment=1283287542749 Riot Kitty: TMI, anyone? I thought I had heard it all at work. We have screening processes for volunteers who teach our classes and lead our support groups. But ther... riot kittytmianyone https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/08/things-i-like-thursday-birthday-edition.html?showComment=1345804170859 Riot Kitty: Things I like Thursday (Birthday Edition) I like cards. A lot. What can I say, I'm from a Hallmark family. I have only gotten three birthday cards so far, but as my dad says, "The ye... things i likeriot kittythursdaybirthdayedition https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/10/just-go-away.html?showComment=1287053603835 Riot Kitty: ...just go away! You remember that Motley Crue song that had the refrain, "Girl, don't go away mad...just go away"? If I wasn't sick and didn't have the voic... riot kittyjust goaway https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/02/happy-day.html?showComment=1203542520000 Riot Kitty: Happy day When I was in high school, my dad told me I should write it down in my journal anytime I had an awesome day. I don't believe in the zodiac, ... riot kittyhappyday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/06/small-pleasures.html Riot Kitty: Small pleasures I don't mean to be totally warm and fuzzy, but as I recover I have been appreciating things I used to take for granted or not focus on perha... riot kittysmallpleasures https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/09/haters-have-too-much-time-on-their.html?showComment=1315047603297 Riot Kitty: The haters have too much time on their hands I love it how far-left or far-right groups choose nitpicky ridiculous shit to protest - 'cause it's far easier to do than actual do-goodin... riot kittythe haterstoo much https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/11/oh-fudge.html?showComment=1384674705397 Riot Kitty: Oh fudge. Some random observations from this past week: 1. The farther I get from Portlandia, the more things start to scare me. We held an event fo... riot kittyohfudge https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/and-bit-of-happy-news-is.html?showComment=1366519403283 Riot Kitty: And the bit of happy news is... A few years ago, I sat down and started to write a children's book. And now it is up on Amazon! (That is the short of it. Read on if you a... riot kittyand thehappy newsbit https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/01/older-crankier-weirder.html?showComment=1294884579600 Riot Kitty: Older = crankier, weirder I have this theory that as people age, they either get 1) crankier or 2) stranger, and when they are old, they're able to get away with both... riot kittyolder https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2016/03/people-i-would-like-to-tell-to-fuck-off.html?showComment=1457358961709 Riot Kitty: People I would like to tell to fuck off No, a complete list cannot fit in this very small space. I'm sorry for the long absences. Mr. RK and I are getting divorced. Although it i... i would like toriot kittypeopletellfuck https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/11/plenty-of-material.html?showComment=1415194714435 Riot Kitty: Plenty of Material Last weekend, I went with several friends to watch a performance of comics who had taken the Stand Up for Mental Health comedy class. One o... riot kittyplentymaterial https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/01/older-crankier-weirder.html?showComment=1294877431028 Riot Kitty: Older = crankier, weirder I have this theory that as people age, they either get 1) crankier or 2) stranger, and when they are old, they're able to get away with both... riot kittyolder https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/07/and-im-only-one.html?showComment=1246693043516 Riot Kitty: And I'm the only one! You remember that line from Winnie-the-Pooh, don't you? (By the way, what the fuck is a "pooh" anyway? Has anyone ever explained that? If yo... riot kittythe onlyone https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/11/pardon-our-disappearance.html?showComment=1321075652948 Riot Kitty: Pardon our (dis)appearance It's been a hectic week with visitors, preparing for an event for work this weekend, etc. But in the meantime, does this remind you of a... riot kittypardondisappearance https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-ten-thursday.html Riot Kitty: Top Ten Thursday Joey started the idea of a Top Ten Tuesday blog, so let's think of this as Top Ten Tuesday Plus Two. And it's going to be about - you guess... riot kittytop tenthursday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/but-seriously.html?showComment=1244587251328 Riot Kitty: But seriously Whew! After getting that post out of my system, I thought we could all use some laughs... So here are some life lessons I have learned. 1. N... riot kittyseriously https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/07/ill-probably-go-to-hell-but.html?showComment=1280020734980 Riot Kitty: I'll probably go to hell, but... I wrote a couple of friends about this, but I just had to share with the rest of you... As you know, I cannot stand it when people completel... go to hellriot kittyprobably https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/06/plastic-joy.html?showComment=1277659546566 Riot Kitty: Plastic Joy Now, now, before you get the wrong idea - thanks to Joey , I have received the Plastic Joy Award. Yes, it still has to do with sex, just not... riot kittyplasticjoy https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/12/ending-with-laugh.html?showComment=1325652160190 Riot Kitty: Ending with a laugh A lot of really crap things happened in 2011, both in our lives and in the lives of friends. So I'm hoping for a better 2012. Never have I l... riot kittywith aendinglaugh https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2007/12/how-cool-is-my-dad.html?showComment=1196828940000 Riot Kitty: How COOL is my dad? I think it's fitting, albeit accidentally, that my dad and a great gift are the subjects of my 100th post. (100 fucking posts?! Mon dieu! Wh... riot kittycooldad https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/11/things-i-would-like-to-know.html?showComment=1415975692961 Riot Kitty: Things I would like to know And I bet you would, too, you just haven't written about it yet. 1. Why the phone system at work got fried by a storm on the SAME day I ra... i would like toriot kittythingsknow https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/and-bit-of-happy-news-is.html?showComment=1366283758917 Riot Kitty: And the bit of happy news is... A few years ago, I sat down and started to write a children's book. And now it is up on Amazon! (That is the short of it. Read on if you a... riot kittyand thehappy newsbit https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/12/and-apropos-of-nothing-except-making.html?showComment=1293184387194 Riot Kitty: And apropos of nothing except making you laugh I was talking with a friend today about religion - she said she believes in God but not the hellfire and brimstone stuff. However, her broth... apropos of nothingriot kittyexceptmakinglaugh https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/11/if-you-want-to-slap-someone.html?showComment=1352365802229 Riot Kitty: If you want to slap someone... A real conversation in my office today... Volunteer: "I just read the greatest thing. It says, 'If you really want to slap someone, just d... if you wantriot kittyslapsomeone https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/12/happy-st-patricks-day.html Riot Kitty: Merry Christmas! Enjoy your holidays and hopefully some laughs. If you can't play the video, go to this link: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=MuppetsStud... riot kittymerrychristmas https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/10/no-you-cannot-has-that-absolutely-not.html?showComment=1381438777642 Riot Kitty: No, you cannot has that. Absolutely not! It's event week. On top of it being event week, this year our dinner coincided with the launch of our state's insurance exchange (which st... riot kittycannotabsolutely https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/but-seriously.html?showComment=1244557033574 Riot Kitty: But seriously Whew! After getting that post out of my system, I thought we could all use some laughs... So here are some life lessons I have learned. 1. N... riot kittyseriously https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/08/five-minute-friday.html?showComment=1346478839711 Riot Kitty: Five minute Friday Swiping Five Minute Friday from Claire ...my theme is...fall. Fall! I love the Friday before Labor Day weekend - I think about sleeping in... riot kittyfiveminutefriday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-nemesis.html?showComment=1405082945857 Riot Kitty: The nemesis Pollen has been an enemy of mine ever since I can remember. But more so since I have lived in the Northwest. This week, I have either flu ... riot kittynemesis https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/02/you-tell-me.html?showComment=1204431840000 Riot Kitty: You tell me I saw this great headline in the "letters to the editor" section of my crappy local (Portland) paper: "Ralph Nader: A Threat or a Has-Been?"... riot kittytell https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/08/dr-what.html?showComment=1376139880814 Riot Kitty: Dr. What? OK, I am stunned. Shocked. Amazed. (And yes, a geek.) I had no idea this was coming. And here is a ninja lunch break edit: Mike D waxe... riot kittydr https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/flash-fiction-friday.html?showComment=1244255675410 Riot Kitty: Flash fiction Friday In 55 words or less, write a complete story? Hmm... All that was left behind: the room bathed in icy light broken music notes laying careles... riot kittyflash fictionfriday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/06/plastic-joy.html?showComment=1277785456144 Riot Kitty: Plastic Joy Now, now, before you get the wrong idea - thanks to Joey , I have received the Plastic Joy Award. Yes, it still has to do with sex, just not... riot kittyplasticjoy https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/06/obviously-im-just-pervert.html?showComment=1309001855136 Riot Kitty: Obviously, I'm just a pervert I had lunch today with a hospital executive who wants to get more involved with what we do at work. He mentioned that he had to watch what h... riot kittyobviouslypervert https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-boy-oh-boy.html?showComment=1304365726252 Riot Kitty: Oh boy oh boy! Cake Betch , who I sometimes feel is my younger (don't ask me how much younger) alter ego, gave me an award! She had this to say about my bl... riot kittyohboy https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/11/if-you-want-to-slap-someone.html?showComment=1352413887617 Riot Kitty: If you want to slap someone... A real conversation in my office today... Volunteer: "I just read the greatest thing. It says, 'If you really want to slap someone, just d... if you wantriot kittyslapsomeone https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/11/oh-fudge.html?showComment=1384546968645 Riot Kitty: Oh fudge. Some random observations from this past week: 1. The farther I get from Portlandia, the more things start to scare me. We held an event fo... riot kittyohfudge https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/12/social-graces-where-i-get-my-grump-on.html?showComment=1418224454091 Riot Kitty: Social graces (where I get my grump on) I suppose nothing ruffles my feathers as frequently as bad manners - or no manners. And in the hierarchy of offending gestures, there is n... riot kittysocial gracesgetgrump https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/02/regrets.html Riot Kitty: Regrets? I just finished reading a book by Diane Johnson - I love her books because she creates such a detailed picture of her characters and their d... riot kittyregrets https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-boy-oh-boy.html?showComment=1304245709257 Riot Kitty: Oh boy oh boy! Cake Betch , who I sometimes feel is my younger (don't ask me how much younger) alter ego, gave me an award! She had this to say about my bl... riot kittyohboy https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/01/do-us-all-favor.html?showComment=1262749029367 Riot Kitty: Do us all a favor... ...and get some, from someone other than yourself. You heard me. Stop stalking women's blogs and posting nasty, chauvinistic comments on pos... riot kittyall ausfavor https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/11/snuggles.html?showComment=1258719976495 Riot Kitty: *Snuggles* Usually it's hard to get good pictures of Earl Grey, because he moves or stares right at the camera and gets red eye (alien kitty.) Mr. Riot... riot kittysnuggles https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/10/just-go-away.html?showComment=1287156995329 Riot Kitty: ...just go away! You remember that Motley Crue song that had the refrain, "Girl, don't go away mad...just go away"? If I wasn't sick and didn't have the voic... riot kittyjust goaway https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/could-this-movie-be-made-today.html?showComment=1365939764858 Riot Kitty: Could this movie be made today? We watched Goldfinger last night. I hadn't seen it since I was in elementary school and ignoring the obvious sexist crap (like Sean Connery... riot kittythis moviecouldmadetoday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/11/would-you-like-date-with-that-funeral.html Riot Kitty: Would you like a date with that funeral? I thought I'd been asked out at the most inappropriate venue, but then I read Scarlet's post about getting asked out at her grandfather's f... riot kittywould youlike adatefuneral https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/07/so-do-you-come-here-often.html?showComment=1215209700000 Riot Kitty: So do you come here often? I could have asked that question at my first on-the-books job... Scarlet and Coby cracked me up with their "worst interview moments" on Sc... riot kittydo youcome hereoften https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/01/do-us-all-favor.html?showComment=1262785223914 Riot Kitty: Do us all a favor... ...and get some, from someone other than yourself. You heard me. Stop stalking women's blogs and posting nasty, chauvinistic comments on pos... riot kittyall ausfavor https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/07/and-im-only-one.html?showComment=1246627726867 Riot Kitty: And I'm the only one! You remember that line from Winnie-the-Pooh, don't you? (By the way, what the fuck is a "pooh" anyway? Has anyone ever explained that? If yo... riot kittythe onlyone https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/but-seriously.html?showComment=1244561518266 Riot Kitty: But seriously Whew! After getting that post out of my system, I thought we could all use some laughs... So here are some life lessons I have learned. 1. N... riot kittyseriously https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/12/ants-in-your-pants-how-about-caffeine.html?showComment=1324771575919 Riot Kitty: Ants in your pants? How about caffeine? You know that we have become the laziest, dumbest society ever when something like thi s is invented. Mr. RK first told me about caffei... riot kittyhow aboutantscaffeine https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/could-this-movie-be-made-today.html?showComment=1365920151464 Riot Kitty: Could this movie be made today? We watched Goldfinger last night. I hadn't seen it since I was in elementary school and ignoring the obvious sexist crap (like Sean Connery... riot kittythis moviecouldmadetoday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/08/friday-funny.html?showComment=1217893680000 Riot Kitty: Friday funny Actually, it was a Thursday funny...but it's funny today, too, and I've had kind of a fucked up day, so here's making it better by hoping I ... riot kittyfridayfunny https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/02/meme-10-things-to-be-happy-about-today.html?showComment=1201989960000 Riot Kitty: Meme: 10 things to be happy about today Tonight was not a good night in many ways, so this (early) morning I am focusing on things positive...I am tagging Green Tea, Jessica, Viva,... to be happyriot kittymemethingstoday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/01/five-years-ago-there-was-ice-storm.html?showComment=1263677000401 Riot Kitty: Five years ago, there was an ice storm... ...and a few hours before that, I got married. Which was funny, because I never wanted to get married. I wasn't even sure I wanted to live w... five years agoriot kittyicestorm https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/07/meme-theme-annoyance.html?showComment=1406819177172 Riot Kitty: Meme theme: annoyance Well, what else? I thought of this on the way home. There are far too many annoyances to write about in just one post (or even one blog, a... riot kittymemethemeannoyance https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2015/12/socks-and-underwear.html?showComment=1451739594612 Riot Kitty: Socks and underwear As a kid, I thought socks and underwear were shitty holiday gifts. But the week before Christmas, we delivered socks at a place that also gi... riot kittysocksunderwear https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-boy-oh-boy.html?showComment=1304222529322 Riot Kitty: Oh boy oh boy! Cake Betch , who I sometimes feel is my younger (don't ask me how much younger) alter ego, gave me an award! She had this to say about my bl... riot kittyohboy https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/01/apparently-im-not-very-good-hunter.html?showComment=1264509304761 Riot Kitty: Apparently, I'm not a very good hunter You've heard of cats that drag in mice and other rodents, offering them as gifts for their humans? Mr. RK did some research, and apparently ... riot kittynot avery goodapparentlyhunter https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/11/if-you-want-to-slap-someone.html?showComment=1352571362628 Riot Kitty: If you want to slap someone... A real conversation in my office today... Volunteer: "I just read the greatest thing. It says, 'If you really want to slap someone, just d... if you wantriot kittyslapsomeone https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/12/social-graces-where-i-get-my-grump-on.html?showComment=1418296460203 Riot Kitty: Social graces (where I get my grump on) I suppose nothing ruffles my feathers as frequently as bad manners - or no manners. And in the hierarchy of offending gestures, there is n... riot kittysocial gracesgetgrump https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2013/04/could-this-movie-be-made-today.html?showComment=1366002403740 Riot Kitty: Could this movie be made today? We watched Goldfinger last night. I hadn't seen it since I was in elementary school and ignoring the obvious sexist crap (like Sean Connery... riot kittythis moviecouldmadetoday https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/01/happy-birthday-mr-rk.html?showComment=1294619846256 Riot Kitty: Happy birthday, Mr. RK! Today is a significant birthday for Mr. RK. He's 29.* I have a host of activities planned for this weekend, and I've been spoiling him all w... riot kittyhappy birthdaymrrk https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/09/does-it-get-up-and-dance.html Riot Kitty: Does it get up and dance? I'm not into chocolate for its own sake, but I do like to visit a locally-owned cafe called Moonstruck: A Chocolate Cafe. I like cocoa and I... riot kittyget updance https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/12/ending-with-laugh.html?showComment=1325403542692 Riot Kitty: Ending with a laugh A lot of really crap things happened in 2011, both in our lives and in the lives of friends. So I'm hoping for a better 2012. Never have I l... riot kittywith aendinglaugh https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/11/sisters-in-arms.html Riot Kitty: Sisters in arms OK, if you didn't get the Dire Straits reference...well, I just pointed it out for you. Lots of my blogger buddies have posted about what th... riot kittysistersarms https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2008/09/bookstore-not-porn-store.html Riot Kitty: Bookstore. Not porn store. Truth may be stranger than fiction, but it's also so much funnier! A couple of stories from friends who work at bookstores that I just had t... riot kittynot pornbookstore https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-would-have-been-burned-as-witch.html?showComment=1256574254986 Riot Kitty: I would have been burned as a witch. My dad is fond of saying that if I had been born in another century, I'd have been Joan of Arc. I'm not quite that brave - I think had I eve... riot kittywould haveburnedwitch https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-boy-oh-boy.html?showComment=1304359333464 Riot Kitty: Oh boy oh boy! Cake Betch , who I sometimes feel is my younger (don't ask me how much younger) alter ego, gave me an award! She had this to say about my bl... riot kittyohboy https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/12/soft-core-porn-and-sappy-ending.html?showComment=1291750693843 Riot Kitty: Soft core porn and a sappy ending That's the sum of the movie Love and Other Drugs. It took me two full-price movie tickets, plus popcorn, and one hour and fifty three minute... soft core pornriot kittyand asappyending https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2014/12/social-graces-where-i-get-my-grump-on.html?showComment=1418205303963 Riot Kitty: Social graces (where I get my grump on) I suppose nothing ruffles my feathers as frequently as bad manners - or no manners. And in the hierarchy of offending gestures, there is n... riot kittysocial gracesgetgrump https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2007/11/laughter-on-tube-we-cant-have-that.html Riot Kitty: Laughter on the tube? We can't have that! More proof that the Brits have no sense of humor: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071126/tc_nm/britain_announcer_dc Going past the usual "mind ... riot kittyon thewe canlaughter https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2009/06/what-next.html?showComment=1246444194707 Riot Kitty: What next? Over dinner - which Mr. RK took me to after yet another excruciating Monday committee meeting, he said, "We've almost beaten the 65 percent!... riot kittynext https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2010/02/go-ahead-and-laugh.html Riot Kitty: Go ahead and laugh First, the good news: I have completed four out of five cleanings (which should be called "scrapings") with the periodontal hygienist. No on... riot kittygo aheadlaugh https://riotkitty.blogspot.com/2012/11/vasil-p-mcnuts-presidential-platform.html?showComment=1352256653266 Riot Kitty: Vasil P. McNut's presidential platform Hello, bloggy friends! Vasil P. McNut here. 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