https://texastravesty.com/man-who-rollerblades-to-work-happy-to-have-hobby-sad-in-every-other-capacity/
Feb 12, 2020 - AUSTIN—Local Austinite and Philadelphia dual citizen Eric Fauster was once just like the rest of us: unsatisfied, lonely, emotionally distant, and sick of...
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https://texastravesty.com/the-travesty-apologizes-for-taking-payroll-protection-program-loan/
Nov 22, 2023 - We, the Texas Travesty, must come clean. Like fellow small businesses Harvard University and the Los Angeles Lakers, The Travesty applied and received a loan...
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https://texastravesty.com/throwing-it-back-is-a-metaphor-for-redistributing-the-wealth/
Feb 12, 2020 - Abstract: When conducting this study, we found that a vast majority of straight young men want a girl that can throw it back, but only half of these young men...
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https://texastravesty.com/opinion-why-babynut-made-me-a-pro-lifer/
Feb 12, 2020 - Where were you when Mr. Peanut died? On the phone? On the toilet? In the shower? I was a pro-choicer at that time, so death meant nothing to me (by the way, I...
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https://texastravesty.com/finding-love-in-the-criterion-line/
Apr 10, 2025 - Pictured above is the unnamed man in the Criterion Collection line (left) and our Editor-in-Chief (right). It was a warm March day. I paid around $6.50 for a...
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https://texastravesty.com/area-woman-mistakenly-identified-as-horse-girl/
Nov 22, 2023 - I like horses. So what? That doesn’t make me a horse girl. I like to wear my hair in a long braid and enjoy boot cut jeans. Sue me. And you know what? It’s...
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https://texastravesty.com/the-texas-travesty-april-2025/
Aug 19, 2025 - The Travesty has decided to cater to the Silent Generation … it’s finally here. The Senior Citizen Issue.
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https://texastravesty.com/op-ed-you-would-think-the-cures-band-manager-would-be-all-over-this/
Nov 22, 2023 - I’ve spent hours on end, every night of quarantine, staring at the ceiling and begging to know: Where is The Cure? Sometimes I’ll even turn over and Google...
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https://texastravesty.com/the-texas-travesty-march-2023/
Nov 22, 2023 - Dost thou wish to accompany thy on an advent’re?
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https://texastravesty.com/mccombs-student-says-coronavirus-will-actually-be-good-for-the-economy/
Nov 22, 2023 - As the US confronts the worst public health crisis of the century, most Americans are worried about the disastrous economic impact and impending recession. But...
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https://texastravesty.com/i-wish-porn-would-play-a-little-more-hard-to-get/
Nov 22, 2023 - Well, yet another day in paradise (isolation in my childhood bedroom)! Time for my only recurring appointment that I’ve managed to have in quarantine …...
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https://texastravesty.com/the-texas-travesty-november-2020/
Nov 22, 2023 - The Texas Travesty staff has gone fishing. Relax and take a leisurely stroll through this issue …
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https://texastravesty.com/super-bowl-parties-oppress-me-but-at-least-theres-spinach-dip/
Nov 22, 2023 - SOUTH BEND, IN — In the grand scheme of things, there’s simply nothing worse than a Super Bowl Party. College student Alyssa came face to face with this...
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https://texastravesty.com/the-texas-travesty-september-2021/
Nov 22, 2023 - The Texas Travesty has returned to campus and print media.
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https://texastravesty.com/the-texas-travesty-september-2024/
Oct 1, 2024 - The Travesty goes back school. Whacky fun is on the way …
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https://texastravesty.com/bernie-cures-coronavirus-what-took-him-so-long-asks-fox-news/
Nov 22, 2023 - Bernie Sanders called a press conference today to announce that he has found a cure for the coronavirus. But we at Fox News are asking: What took him so long?...
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https://texastravesty.com/if-bernie-wins-life-will-instantly-get-better-but-i-wont-get-any-hotter/
Feb 12, 2020 - UT—Like so many young and #hot people, I am looking forward to casting a vote for Bernie Sanders for President. Even better, as an American Jew I am excited...
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