https://applerankings.com/top-secret-apple-review/
Top Secret Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Review of this mysterious, yet-to-be officially named Top Secret Apple out of Marlboro New York - a juicy secret not worth uncovering.
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https://applerankings.com/empire-apple-review/
Empire Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Empire Apple, a doe-eyed optimist with enough gumption to make it in New York despite its backwoods lineage.
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https://applerankings.com/tag/september/
september Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/tag/worst-apples/
worst apples Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/sweetango-apple-review/
SweeTango Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - Review of the untouchable SweeTango apple. The reigning champion of apples for the past seven years and possibly the greatest of all time.
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https://applerankings.com/macoun-apple-review/
Macoun Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Macoun Apple, a short-lived flirt that will instantaneously become a mealy sack of disappointment once picked.
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https://applerankings.com/wolf-river-apple-review/
Wolf River Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - The review of the Wolf River Apple, a Wisconsin sledgehammer of an apple only appropriate for baking and drying.
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https://applerankings.com/tag/new-york-state/
new york state Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/tag/lucy-rose/
lucy rose Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/tag/review/
review Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/tag/mutsu/
mutsu Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/candy-crisp-apple-review/
Candy Crisp Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the New York born, phenomenally branded Candy Crisp Apple, a pear-cucked Red Delicious with uncommon sweetness.
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https://applerankings.com/golden-delicious-apple-review/
Golden Delicious Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the pride of West Virginia, Golden Delicious apple, a Progressive Era mush-fruit, with a surname that warns of poor quality.
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https://applerankings.com/autumn-glory-apple-review/
Autumn Glory Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Review of the disgusting Autumn Glory apple. A surprising disappointment from Washington state and a true delight to avoid eating.
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https://applerankings.com/yellow-apples/
Yellow Apples - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - The official rankings of yellow apples by comedian and Appleist Brian Frange. Ranked in order and evaluated on a 100 point scale.
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https://applerankings.com/tag/granny-smith/
granny smith Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/cosmic-crisp-apple-review/
Cosmic Crisp Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - Review of the massively over-hyped Cosmic Crisp Apple, a supreme disappointment in its mediocrity despite a splashy marketing campaign.
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https://applerankings.com/lucy-rose-apple-review/
Lucy Rose Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Lucy Rose Apple, the disappointingly bland hotter older sibling of the punk rock Lucy Glo Apple.
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https://applerankings.com/tag/sweetango/
sweetango Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/kiku-apple-review/
Kiku Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Review of the a Kiku Apple, nothing more than a Fuji in disguise rebranded as a Japanese anime girl's sneeze.
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https://applerankings.com/tag/beauty/
beauty Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/about/
About - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Brian Frange is a creator and cartoon-maker who founded AppleRankings.com and is the worldwide pre-eminent apple ranker.
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https://applerankings.com/tag/zestar/
zestar Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/tag/difference/
difference Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/contact/
Contact - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Feb 4, 2022 - Contact The Appleist via AppleRankings.com for any apple related inquiries.
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https://applerankings.com/lady-alice-apple-review/
Lady Alice Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Lady Alice Apple. Alice is a perfectly nice lady but she is no headliner. Another mediocre apple.
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https://applerankings.com/tag/breeding-program/
breeding program Archives - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
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https://applerankings.com/?ref=DenseDiscovery-330
Home - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange - Comedian Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - The industry-standard, definitive, inarguable guide to ranking and reviewing munching apples. Curated by comedian Brian Frange.
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https://applerankings.com/ruby-jon-apple-review/
Ruby Jon Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
The review of the Ruby Jon Apple, a sport of the Jonathan Apple, a spirited himbo of deep crimson complexion.
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https://applerankings.com/arkansas-black-apple-review/
Arkansas Black Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Review of the despicable Arkansas Black Apple. A deeply hued oddity that will shatter your teeth with every unfortunate bite.
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https://applerankings.com/snapdragon-apple-review/
SnapDragon Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - The review of the Cornell University apple breeding program's new SnapDragon Apple, a chomp-worthy newcomer with a mellow flavor profile.
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https://applerankings.com/smitten-apple-review/
Smitten Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the unbearably dense and hard Smitten Apple - a New Zealand rock-fruit, the curb stomp of apples.
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https://applerankings.com/silken-apple-review/
Silken Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - The review of the Silken Apple, this fragile Canadian charity case is a short-lived and fragile beacon of suffering.
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https://applerankings.com/evercrisp-apple-review/
EverCrisp Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Review of the EverCrisp Apple, a Honeycrisp and Fuji cross that yields a sickeningly sweet colossus of impenetrable construction.
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https://applerankings.com/rating-system/
How Apples Are Ranked - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange - Frange 100Pt System
The Frange 100 point system for evaluating munching apples. In-depth criteria and rubric for how scores are determined.
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