https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2013/08/tmit-just-for-serious.html?showComment=1375890748603
the late phoenix: TMIT: JUST FOR SERIOUS
1. what's your dirtiest secret? although i enjoy a good artichoke heart, i secretly eat the artichoke's inedible leaves w...
the late phoenixjust forserious
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2019/12/
the late phoenix: December 2019
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenixdecember
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2017/08/wear-your-wrinkles-proudly-youve-earned.html
the late phoenix: WEAR YOUR WRINKLES PROUDLY, YOU'VE EARNED THEM
learned: * every time you hear her name don't you think of rice pilaf? * i wish i were cool and French and had no regrets. * reme...
the late phoenixwear
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2017/11/wet-shapes-are-waterproof.html
the late phoenix: WET SHAPES ARE WATERPROOF
learned: * skip past this commercial * we cured polio and schizophrenia, so... * this is Sesame Street on acid (a show already o...
the late phoenixwetshapeswaterproof
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2012/10/babe-of-week-krystal-ball-msnbc-milf.html
the late phoenix: BABE OF THE WEEK: KRYSTAL BALL, MSNBC MILF
i'm not gonna get political, but i will get milfy. there are a lot of ways to waste time on the internet, to let yo...
the late phoenixkrystal ballbabeweekmsnbc
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2024/04/tlayudas.html
the late phoenix: TLAYUDAS
we're at the Destinos ranch. Jen R: i'm here for the ranch eggs. Liliana Abud: why don't you try the tlayudas? me: what are those? Lilian...
the late phoenixtlayudas
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2019/05/
the late phoenix: May 2019
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenixmay
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2020/03/
the late phoenix: March 2020
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenixmarch
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2022/12/tmit-cantaloupe-or-antelope.html
the late phoenix: TMIT: CANTALOUPE OR ANTELOPE
1. what do you think would be the funniest part about being in Hell? you'd be there at the blue table playing cards with Marilyn Manson: ...
the late phoenixcantaloupeantelope
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2020/12/
the late phoenix: December 2020
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenixdecember
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2012/01/tmit-1312.html?showComment=1325693888308
the late phoenix: TMIT: 1/3/12
1. finish this sentence: in the new year, the world will end, or i will be forced to take down my nostradamus poster from my ceiling once a...
the late phoenix
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2024/11/
the late phoenix: November 2024
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenixnovember
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2023/12/tennis-twins-tennis-bracelet.html
the late phoenix: TENNIS TWINS: TENNIS BRACELET
Jimmy Connors: what time's the squirt's lesson? Chris Evert: Kris's tennis lesson is at 3. Indian Palms. Roger's coming to the house to pi...
the late phoenixtennistwinsbracelet
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2017/11/mr-maldark-block-heater.html
the late phoenix: MR. MALDARK: BLOCK HEATER
Kelechi: are you sure you don't need assistance, Mr. Maldark? Mr. Maldark: i'll be okay. just be sure to do that thing we discussed e...
the late phoenixmrblockheater
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2021/06/ps-pat-on-tour-for-one-night-only.html
the late phoenix: P.S. PAT: ON TOUR FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!
Robert De Niro on the Big set: De Niro: move the piano. MOVE THE G-D FUCKING PIANO GET THIS ROLL OUTTA MY MUG!!! Tom Hanks: yes, sir. De ...
the late phoenix
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2018/08/what-happens-in-vegas-should-be-legal.html
the late phoenix: WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS SHOULD BE LEGAL
notes: * one day this will all seem normal again... * representation, more valuable than green money. cash that is, not a check. th...
what happens in vegasthe late phoenixlegal
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2014/05/tmit-my-body-is-ready.html?showComment=1401300408971
the late phoenix: TMIT: MY BODY IS READY
i don't have a lover, but i'll play along. 1. do you prefer your lover a) fresh from the bath and perfumed ...
the late phoenixmy bodyready
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2016/09/
the late phoenix: September 2016
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenixseptember
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2012/03/tmit-31-flavors.html
the late phoenix: TMIT: 31 FLAVORS
CLICK HERE FOR TMI TUESDAY folks, this week it's sex and ice cream, the perfect combination, so i'm in. last pic from top up abov...
the late phoenixflavors
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2023/
the late phoenix: 2023
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenix
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2019/03/the-purple-hourglass-algorithm.html
the late phoenix: THE PURPLE HOURGLASS: ALGORITHM
Laertus clears his bobbing throat and attempts to stand up to the class. by standing himself up by his knuckle on the wood corner of hi...
the late phoenixpurplehourglassalgorithm
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2023/11/splash-those-who-love-fish.html
the late phoenix: SPLASH: THOSE WHO LOVE FISH
Jen R and i are at a pop-up carnival in Beverly Hills. i'm on my last of 3 strikes trying to hit milk cans with a grey softball. me: i can...
the late phoenixsplashlovefish
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2016/01/wait-didnt-einstein-invent-beer.html
the late phoenix: WAIT, DIDN'T EINSTEIN INVENT BEER?
learned: * E=mc2, formula for beer, right? * Fred: there's a lotta bush gonna be sold! Barney: so we're at the bar right now, righ...
the late phoenixwaiteinsteininventbeer
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2012/10/tnh-drive-to-fail.html
the late phoenix: TNH: THE DRIVE TO FAIL
*CLICKY CLICKY* click above on my abstract getaway for #3 of 4 sick of walking on eggshells online fuck the eggshells, i say, cook them int...
the late phoenixtnhdrivefail
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2024/05/
the late phoenix: May 2024
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenixmay
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2015/12/satellites-seth.html
the late phoenix: SATELLITES (SETH)
Cotard: how are you? Codrus: got a knife in the front from my best friend. peachy. keen. Codrus removes the knife rapidly and plung...
the late phoenixsatellitesseth
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2012/05/preakness-game-anyone-can-play.html?showComment=1337357885995
the late phoenix: PREAKNESS GAME, ANYONE CAN PLAY
oh Kegasus, you there? i'm a Preakness Phreak, too, but, y'know, come on with that! okay, i guess we'll do this game, tomorrow being the ...
the late phoenixpreaknessgameanyoneplay
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2012/05/do-it-yourself-post.html
the late phoenix: THE DO-IT-YOURSELF POST
guys, i'm broke and dead tired, i don't have the energy anymore, even after three straight 5 Hour Energys, 15 is not greater than ...
the late phoenixdo it yourselfpost
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2024/05/sky-glider.html
the late phoenix: SKY GLIDER
we're at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. Jen R and i are on the Sky Glider. me: i'm not liking this, i'm scared of heights, and this is RE...
the late phoenixskyglider
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2018/08/heeler-bigger-men-than-picard.html
the late phoenix: HEELER: BIGGER MEN THAN PICARD
Melbourne: NEWS FLASH!!! Taki: what? Melbourne: thought of the headline before you did i win. Taki is dripping, once from the we...
the late phoenixheelerbiggermenpicard
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2017/12/we-will-achieve-peace-on-earth-we-will.html
the late phoenix: "WE WILL ACHIEVE PEACE ON EARTH, WE WILL ACHIEVE PARADISE..."
learned: * i broke my fingernail. excruciating pain. i may not be able to type some words * ooooh, PG S. waiting for the Sex. PG-ra...
the late phoenixpeace on earthwe willachieveparadise
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2022/10/tmit-brunch-gossip.html
the late phoenix: TMIT: BRUNCH GOSSIP
1. just curious, if you are in an open relationship, would it bother you if you partner's new lover sent you pics of them together? i mea...
the late phoenixbrunchgossip
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2012/01/bcs-sucks-but-pick-winner-anyway.html?showComment=1326036301314
the late phoenix: THE BCS SUCKS, BUT PICK A WINNER ANYWAY
it's that time of year again, my babies, time for everyone in the blogosphere to play my little bcs national championship game. of course...
the late phoenixbcssuckspickwinner
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2024/05/the-pompeii-bakery.html
the late phoenix: THE POMPEII BAKERY
Jen R: we can help that bakery over there. me: what happened here? Jen: same thing that happened to the Big Sur Bakery. this was the Pompe...
the late phoenixpompeiibakery
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2024/08/smashing-pumpkins-at-carnegie-mellon_28.html
the late phoenix: SMASHING PUMPKINS AT CARNEGIE MELLON: JIMMY AT THE END OF THE DAY
Billy Corgan: anybody know a drummer? D'arcy, have you fucked a drummer? D'arcy Wretzky: i'll pretend i didn't hear that.........but i did...
the late phoenixsmashing pumpkins
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2014/08/eating-orange-skirt.html
the late phoenix: EATING AN ORANGE: SKIRT
Maghie had to fill the empty air, the worst thing was continuing the vacuum where boredom grew and grew stronger and begat tension. tha...
the late phoenixeatingorangeskirt
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2022/08/
the late phoenix: August 2022
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenixaugust
https://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/2014/03/
the late phoenix: March 2014
THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
the late phoenixmarch