https://www.westword.com/arts-culture/the-naked-cowboy-runs-for-president-here-are-five-colorado-weirdos-who-should-run-5799132/
When you're local weirdo who's spent the last decade running around in Times Square in your underpants and a cowboy hat, it's probably hard to know where to go...
the naked cowboyrunspresidentfivecolorado