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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-spews-lies-in-rambling-empty-address-on-his-iran-war/
Trump, 79, Spews Lies in Rambling Empty Address on His Iran War
Apr 2, 2026 - The president’s address quickly devolved into a rambling stream of inaccuracies.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/delusional-trump-79-brags-hes-a-global-savior-after-insane-jesus-post/
Delusional Trump, 79, Brags He’s a Global Savior After Insane Jesus Post
Apr 15, 2026 - Thousands of people have died since Trump started his war with Iran.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/manic-trump-79-utterly-unravels-in-3am-meltdown/
Manic Trump, 79, Utterly Unravels in 3AM Meltdown
Apr 24, 2026 - The president posted 18 times in just three hours.
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https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/fox-news-trump-aging-confession-1790709
Donald Trump, 79, shocks Fox News viewers as he makes 15-word confession about aging - The Mirror US
Apr 15, 2026 - President Donald Trump featured on Mornings with Maria, which is hosted by anchor Maria Bartiromo, on Fox Business, where he addressed certain claims about the...
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/fragile-donald-trump-79-insists-no-ones-laughing-at-him-in-all-caps-rant/
Fragile Donald Trump, 79, Insists No One’s Laughing at Him in All-Caps Rant
Apr 17, 2026 - The president started the day with his usual rant on social media.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-humiliated-with-brutal-community-note-on-cognitive-claim/
Trump, 79, Humiliated With Brutal Community Note on Cognitive Claim
Mar 27, 2026 - The president is really proud of passing a “dementia screening tool.”
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/democrats-rip-trump-79-for-boasting-about-his-body-to-room-of-astronauts/
Democrats Rip Trump, 79, for Boasting About His Body to Room of Astronauts
Apr 30, 2026 - “I’m physically very, very good,” the president gloated.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/manic-trump-79-shares-deranged-war-fantasy-in-4am-rage-post/
Manic Trump, 79, Shares Deranged War Fantasy in 4AM Rage Post
Apr 29, 2026 - The president cast himself as an action hero in his new meltdown.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/gavin-newsom-calls-out-karoline-leavitts-blunder-as-stunt-backfires-on-trump-79/
Gavin Newsom Calls Out Karoline Leavitt’s Blunder as Stunt Backfires on Trump, 79
Apr 21, 2026 - The 28-year-old press secretary’s latest PR push didn’t stick the landing.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/frantic-donald-trump-79-posts-ominous-all-caps-message-in-morning-meltdown/
Frantic Donald Trump, 79, Posts Ominous All-Caps Message in Morning Meltdown
Apr 10, 2026 - The president offered no explanation for his unhinged update.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/panicked-trump-79-makes-desperate-move-as-devastating-polls-pile-up/
Panicked Trump, 79, Makes Desperate Move as Devastating Polls Pile Up
Apr 20, 2026 - The president has responded to a flurry of negative polling.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/sleepless-donald-trump-79-launches-unhinged-truth-social-tirade-after-deranged-easter-post/
Sleepless Donald Trump, 79, Launches Unhinged Truth Social Tirade After Deranged Easter Post
Apr 7, 2026 - The president’s profane Easter message was only the beginning.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com:443/trump-79-launches-unhinged-rant-about-his-5-white-house-sharpie/
Trump, 79, Launches Unhinged Rant About His $5 White House Sharpie
Mar 26, 2026 - The president rambled at his Cabinet meeting about his favorite writing tool.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-called-out-for-droopy-face-at-911-memorial/
Trump, 79, Called Out for ‘Droopy’ Face at 9/11 Memorial
Sep 11, 2025 - The right side of the president’s face sparked a wave of online speculation on Thursday.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-79-posts-menacing-video-of-never-ending-presidency-on-truth-social/
Donald Trump, 79, Posts Menacing Video Threatening a Never-Ending Presidency
Oct 20, 2025 - MAGA followers couldn’t get enough of the idea of Trump being president “4EVA.”
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https://www.thedailybeast.com:443/trump-79-launches-wildly-repetitive-rant-in-marathon-cabinet-bore/
Trump, 79, Launches Wildly Repetitive Rant in Marathon Cabinet Bore
Mar 26, 2026 - The president touched on over 50 different topics, none of them new.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/panicked-donald-trump-79-rages-at-supreme-court-in-1am-meltdown-after-humiliating-hearing/
Panicked Donald Trump, 79, Rages at Supreme Court in 1AM Meltdown After Humiliating Hearing
Apr 6, 2026 - The president’s latest outburst came days after he stormed out of oral arguments about birthright citizenship.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-tests-fresh-iran-threat-in-morning-rage-post/
Trump, 79, Tests Fresh Iran Threat in Morning Rage Post
Apr 19, 2026 - In a Sunday morning screed, the president promised to take out Iran’s infrastructure.
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