https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/09/weird-wedding-photos-part-mvvccmvvvxlv.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Weird Wedding Photos Part MVVCCMVVVXLV
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/09/buffalo-bills-are-4-0-are-you.html
Two Can Anne + 2: The Buffalo Bills are 4-0. Are You?
Labor Day Weekend, 2008 Somewhere in Astoria, NY I went to a Labor Day Garden party a few weeks ago and 1/2 of the delightful hosts hails f...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/03/new-emergencies-in-new-economy.html
Two Can Anne + 2: New Emergencies in the New Economy
Florida woman goes cuckoo for mass-produced, deep-fried, chicken bits and calls 911 . According to the 911 transcript, Latreasa Goodman said...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/03/3656-by-anya-garrett.html
Two Can Anne + 2: 365(6) by Anya Garrett
Another one of my incredibly talented colleagues, Anya Garrett, has just published a book! It's an amazing collection of her 365 Days of Sel...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/01/4-ugly-sisters.html
Two Can Anne + 2: 4 Ugly Sisters
Sister #1: You're ugly. Sister #2: So are you. Sister #3: Don't call me ugly, you ugly beeyatch. Sister #4: Who you callin' ugly? I will fu...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/04/www_06.html
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/11/its-saturday-after-thanksgiving.html
Two Can Anne + 2: It's the Saturday After Thanksgiving: Collective Sigh
Give thanks you weren't trampled to death trying to buy that piece of shit thing you think you need.
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/wicked-good-steamers.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Wicked Good Steamers
Clams at the The Anchor Bar and Grille, Beverly, Massachusetts
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/08/weird-wedding-photos-part-mlccvllmc.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Weird Wedding Photos Part MLCCVLLMC
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/10/mortified-nyc-tonight-oct-20-at-comix.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Mortified NYC! ~Tonight, Oct 20 ~At Comix
Mortified's Creepy, Scary, Halloweeny Teen Angst Edition! Got Tix? Want Tix? Mortified at Comix 8 pm 14th Street @ 9th Avnue www.comixn...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/04/lets-get-ready-to-vomit.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Let's Get Ready to Vomit!
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2010/06/end-of-era-end-of-errors.html
Two Can Anne + 2: End of an Era: End of the Errors?
John and Doodle, MA ~ May, 2010 Considering the major life change that is John, Doodle's adjustment to her little brother has been relativel...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/01/something-beautiful-something-revolting.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Something Beautiful, Something Revolting
Waiting for the Metro North to Connecticut on New Year's Eve at Grand Central. During the holidays they have music and a light show on the ...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/09/kanye-west-isnt-dick.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Kanye West Isn't a Dick
He's a misunderstood dick. Ehh, he's just a dick.
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/meet-ly.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Meet "ly"
Classic Electric Company.
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-passover-chosen-peeps.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Happy Passover, Chosen Peeps!
You CAN'T has cheezburger.
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/10/www.html
Two Can Anne + 2
www.marriedtothesea.com
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/04/earth-day-conservation-and-light-bulb.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Earth Day, Conservation and Light Bulb Guy
I remember when I was a little kid, we received a yellow glow-in-the-dark sticker in the mail of a cute little Light bulb Guy that was the s...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/03/winey-cheesy-gem-casellula.html
Two Can Anne + 2: A Winey Cheesy Gem: Casellula
Our Cheese Flight (from left to right, mild to strong) at Casellula 401 West 52nd Street, NYC Monday, March 30, 2009 ~ 8 p.m. The dear, dea...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/03/pour-it-on-me-already.html
Two Can Anne + 2: pOUR iT oN mE aLREADY!
pOUR sOME sUGAR oN mE, dEF lEPPARD, 1987
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/10/face-fear.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Face the Fear
"Oh yeah? 'Well I'm four !" are some of the earliest words I remember speaking. Rather, yelling. I was shouting at a couple of toddlers in t...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/06/guess-who-puked.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Guess Who Puked?
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/11/dude-you-know-mille-bourne-is-fun.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Dude, You KNOW Mille Borne is Fun.
C'est Francais Vroom Vroom Card Game ! Why it's good: Unlike poker, you don't have to really have to know how to count very well to play th...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/10/rock-of-humiliation.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Rock of Humiliation
So there we are, me and my date, on our way to see Rock of Ages , see. Just had dinner and a few drinks beforehand, and maybe we're a few mi...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/07/meet-reverend-anne-altman.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Meet Reverend Anne Altman
So, I'm pretty much an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church now, folks. That's right, and as a newly ordained minister with the ...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2010/05/separated-at-birth.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Separated at Birth?
I don't recall delivering another baby on John's birthday, but the likeness is uncanny, no? Here he is pictured wearing a gift from Grama Al...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/things-i-would-like-to-do-today-in.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Things I Would Like To Do Today in Massachusetts
Go to TJ Maxx and/or Marshall's for a shopping experience like no other. Eat something lobster-y. Watch the Red Sox beat the Yank...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/how-to-explain-difference-between-men.html
Two Can Anne + 2: How To Explain the Difference Between Men and Women to Aliens
Show the aliens the following clip from a Japanese game show: Or this: Either one pretty will much sum it up.
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/11/seriously-dont-go-you-on-other-hand-you.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Seriously? Don't Go. You, on the Other Hand? You Can Go
Yaz, Don't Go , from Upstairs at Eric's, 1982
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/02/doodle-enjoys-easy-chair-from-time-to.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Doodle Enjoys an Easy Chair from Time to Time
Doodle, NYC ~ 2/16/09
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/03/wwtod.html
Two Can Anne + 2: WWTOD?
God blessed him to play football. Does it matter*? *Kinda: I'm no football analyst, but in my opinion, the Bills + TO = TO + the same crappy...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/04/poverty-will-make-this-weight-loss-goal.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Poverty Will Make This Weight Loss Goal Easier To Achieve
Wow. Well, this recent trip to the accountant went horribly, didn't it? Holy shyte. Here I go hopping and skipping to Queens only to find th...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/annes-fashion-tips-for-someone-wholl.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Anne's Fashion Tips For Someone Who'll Never Read Them
I am not perfect, no. Not even close. But I do consider myself to be considerate to a fault. The black slacks I wore to work today were slop...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/07/whos-weird-you-or-me.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Who's Weird You or Me?
I know someone who when he eats, will eat each section of the meal at a time. In other words, in an entree featuring a meat, potato and vege...
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Two Can Anne + 2
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/weird-wedding-photos-part-mcllmvxixv.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Weird Wedding Photos Part MCLLMVXIXV
Does that look like pee, or is it just me?
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/12/today-doodle-gets-a-in-annoying.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Today Doodle Gets an A in Annoying
Right up in my grill. All. Day. Long. You would think that a spacious apartment would be big enough for the two of us. And you wouldn't thin...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/11/because-i-cant-sleep.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Because I Can't Sleep: Beep! Beep!
David Bowie, "Fashion" 1980 Are we the goon squad? Are we coming to town? Beep Beep? Toe toe toe toe toe toe tah tah tah tah Fashion...Lo lo...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/04/leave-your-pussy-at-home-tonight-yo.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Leave Your Pussy at Home Tonight, Yo
Wanda Sykes, "Detachable Vaginas", Sick and Tired "I better put a Bounce in there!" Oh please. Pee.
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/08/blog-post.html
Two Can Anne + 2
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/06/extra-marital-sexy-time-makes-go-people.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Extra-Marital Sexy Time Makes Go People Cuckoo Pants
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford Admits Affair
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/01/do-not-disturb-hotel-sex-stories.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Do Not Disturb: Hotel Sex Stories by Rachel Kramer Bussel
Look out for Do Not Disturb: Hotel Sex Stories edited by my peep Rachel Kramer Bussel ,writer, cupcaker, editor (what doesn't she do?), an...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/mistaken-lyrics-livin-in-bronx.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Mistaken Lyrics: Livin' in the Bronx
Until a few days ago, I was groovin' away like an a-hole to "Sexy Back" when I was taught that Justin Timberlake is not actually saying "Go ...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/10/so.html
Two Can Anne + 2: So?
So what if I thought twice about making small talk with the new chick in the office whom I had no interest in other than the tub of gummi wo...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/06/lets-get-lunch-just-you-and-me.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Let's Get Lunch Just You and Me
May 1939. "Booth in hamburger stand. Alpine, Texas." 35mm nitrate negative by Russell Lee for the Farm Security Administration. from shorpy...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/women-make-less-money-than-men-do.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Women Make Less Money Than Men Do
Really? As we say in Boston, "No, shit, Sherlock." So, let's get this straight: We make less, and have to spend more: Tampons, makeup, wardr...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/12/proud-and-progressive-me-too.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Proud and Progressive: Me Too
I come from one of those huge families that folks like to be around. Sure, we've got our share of weirdos and problems, but we're a ton of f...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/10/happy-halloween.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Happy Halloween!
I actually had this very costume when I was a kid. Believe it. Flame retarded.
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/when-i-see-someone-with-smallpox.html
Two Can Anne + 2: When I See Someone With a Smallpox Vaccination Scar
I think to myself, "That person is immunized against smallpox." And thank goodness they are, because smallpox is nasty. I couldn't even post...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2009/04/may-20-2009-mortified-nyc-at-le-poisson.html
Two Can Anne + 2: May 20, 2009: Mortified NYC at Le Poisson Rouge!
We're one month out and this is a jaunty and friendly, yet acne and angst-ridden reminder to reserve yourself a seat at the hot new Le Pois...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/04/president-taft-had-big-bathtub.html
Two Can Anne + 2: President Taft Had a Big Bathtub
...and a cow named Pauline. True fun facts about President Taft. The fattest ever President of the U.S., tipping the scales over 300 lbs, he...
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2007/09/weird-wedding-photos-part-mvvccmvvvxlv.html
Two Can Anne + 2: Weird Wedding Photos Part MVVCCMVVVXLV
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https://annealtman.blogspot.com/2008/09/buffalo-bills-are-4-0-are-you.html
Two Can Anne + 2: The Buffalo Bills are 4-0. Are You?
Labor Day Weekend, 2008 Somewhere in Astoria, NY I went to a Labor Day Garden party a few weeks ago and 1/2 of the delightful hosts hails f...
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