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Fact-checking the fact-checkers who fact-check the fact-checkers who fact-check the fact-checkers who fact-check the fa
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We have moved all donations to our newer, more securer location.
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He also is a lawn troll
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In fact, they're all laughing at him. Laughing!
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And the rest of Wonkette's Tuesday news!
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AN ABBREVIATED PEP TALK: "The reform campaign Health Care for America Now has taken stock of the week's events, and have a simple message for Democrats: As...
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In which our heroine meets a USA cabinet official and takes a short trip up The Corridor.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-orlando
'Nothing thicker than a knife's blade separates melancholy from happiness.'
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Not to be outdone by Rando White Male Supremacist Domestic Terrorists or Addicted To Calling 911 On Black Folks Massa Wifey Syndrome Afflicted Beckys, racists...
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A sweet tropical Negroni for the heat of summer.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/kerry-would-you-have-sex-with-this-man
Drudge finally comes through with his big scoop:
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkettes-top-10-is-teaching-you-wifely-submission
Sure we are, absolutely.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-friends/comments
Wonkette accepts the nomination *of your hearts*.
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'But now I'm not so sure I believe in beginnings and endings. There are days that define your story beyond your life. Like the day they arrived.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/its-the-wonkette-primary-for-voting-on-pete-buttigieg-merch
Democracy y'all. I will probably overrule you.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkettes-weekly-top-10-is-somewhat-better-this-week-thanks-for-asking
Top 10 stories? Well okay!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/two-tweets
A single shooter shot multiple people at my office, some of whom are dead.
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No, not that Cosmo. A different Cosmo. A better one.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkettes-news-of-today-is-a-little?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share
Wait no that's the Osmonds. Afternoon post roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/perseid-meteor-shower?open=false
You fucking love science! And this is SPACE science!!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-this-week-s-cocktail-the-sazerac
You shouldn't wait until Mardi Gras to visit Nawlins.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-lord-cbs-has-more-palin-video
The interview that finally made people appreciate news-person Katie Couric -- the incredibly painful-to-watch Sarah Palin meltdown -- will continue giving...
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You know how I always promised I'd let you know when we really need it? Hi.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/keep-on-truckin-your-wonkette-one
Afternoon Wonkette post roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkettes-weekly-top-10-is-lousy-with-grandbabies
You come read your top 10 stories right now!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/hello-los-angeles-wont-you-buy-a-girl-and-her-husband-and-her-official-wonkette-baby-a-drink
DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-vs-america
Cops go wild coast to coast
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-this-week-s-cocktail-the-atomic-fireball
A tasty Halloween candy cocktail for the season.
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Try this scary monster of a drink right before Halloween.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-s-top-ten-wants-to-help-you-be-a-model-or-just-look-like-one/comments
Well, if you are a cat.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-am-the-law?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share
Guess 'Day One' lasts forever, because this is some dictator shit.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-went-to-the-moms-for-liberty?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share
It was their *key* *party*, news factcheck websites!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/steele-bends
The rumors of Michael Steele's keen campaign skills may have been overstated.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/kennedy-center-still-in-shtter
The performing arts space taken over by MAGA is REALLY not drawing crowds.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/ding-dong-dan-lipinski-is-gone
Marie Newman, a badass progressive woman, won her primary against one of the worst Democrats in Congress.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-1d9
It's 2026. You're allowed to be bitter.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-ef4/comments
Sometimes, you need to keep it simple.
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The case for Kamala Harris? It's a good case!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/horny-david-brooks-that-is-all
Lock up your daughters! No, seriously.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-45d/comments
Nightshade tentatively approves of this week's cocktail.
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Glad to be of service, Senator!
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'A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?'
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More Washington Zen: "Ramsey Car Theft Generates Laughs, if Not Leads."
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-attack-the-block
'That's an alien bruv, believe it.'
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Wonkette is filthy, hilarious, liberal news. YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! Click to read Wonkette, by Rebecca Schoenkopf, a Substack publication with tens of...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-supporters-chant-we-are-trash
The Donald's fans finally embrace being garbage.
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We are all Gary the Unicorn.
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Wolfman don't know Jack
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Keep those waxin' machines humming?
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Perfesser Journalism
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Morning news roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/goodbye-paul-manafort
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/obama-nearly-killed-by-basketball
America's least favorite current president, Barack Obama, was nearly murdered in a basketball game today.
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One of the coolest men who ever lived
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Hunt down your 2024 gear, bring it back to your cave.
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Oh dear lord, this is so tasty.
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WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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So inconvenient when your confederates go on television confess to all the crimes you're in the process of denying under oath.
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collage of deplorables
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"Facts, Hercule, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game."
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And we're not celebrating. It's just sad.
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Not even for a good reason, either. All the meaty sex puns in this post were written by us.
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And by it, we mean campaign consultants, direct mail, lawyers, Roger Stone, and HIS SINS.
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'I'm just a hack writer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-waiting-in-vain-for-its
Morning news roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-d6b?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share
The Old Man, The Sea, and a stiff drink.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/kilmar-is-alive
Bring him the fuck home.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-clueless
'It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/this-is-pretty-mean-people
But kind of inspired, too.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/trent-lott-debate-this
In our latest video, see, hear and feel Trent Lott's frustration with gridlock on The Hill.
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Shhh. It's a secret.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/supreme-court-dicks-over-unions
Hey, did you know that there were TWO decisions from the SupremeBishopsCourt today?
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-book-club-disaster-and-decency
We're all the helpers. We need to look for each other.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-budget-dude-debt-debt-debt-obama-obama-obama
But he did not really mean 'thanks'!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-reader-aid-slush-fund-back-open-for-business
That was sucking there, for a minute!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-big-trouble-in-little-china
'Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-7f6
Something warm and comforting. Because we need it.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/415059
GLENN BECK'S NEW 'NOVEL' JUST WIKIPEDIA SUMMARY OF 2001-2010: "An unprecedented attack on U.S.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/happy-minnesota-general-strike-day
Wonkette afternoon post roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/a-president-spoke-last-night
It had been a long time.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/is-kash-too-good-at-fbi-ing
And is this other guy about to push him out of his job, UH OH?
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/2657455333
Let's put a stop to that, shall we?
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/early-morning-election-reports-from-your-new-york-wonkette-operatives
It's no joke, people!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-this-week-s-cocktail-the-gin-daisy/comments
A pretty little Mother's Day drink, just a little late.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/bovino-gtfo-your-daily-roundup
Afternoon post roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/our-man-in-havana
Fidel Castro died Friday night, aged 90.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/its-the-wonkette-primary-for-voting-on-pete-buttigieg-merch/comments
Democracy y'all. I will probably overrule you.
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