https://www.wonkette.com/p/and-lo-unto-wonkette-a-grandchild-is-born/comments
Comments - And Lo Unto Wonkette A Grandchild Is Born
Introducing Tallulah Schoenkopf, heiress to James and Tawnie Schoenkopf, born June 25 and weighing six pounds and some change, and who didn't give her mother...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/new-years-day-wonkette-movie-matinee/comments
Comments - New Year's Day Wonkette Movie Matinee: Trading Places
'Just be yourself, sir. Whatever happens, they can't take that away from you.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/feel-a-whole-lot-better-wonkette
Feel a whole lot better! Wonkette One A Day for 4/9/2026
Afternoon post roundup!
feel awhole lot
https://www.wonkette.com/p/laura-loomer-angrily-agrees-wonkette/comments
Comments - Laura Loomer Angrily Agrees Wonkette Very Nicely Asked Her How Her Dogs Were
And then she followed us. On foot.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/dont-fck-it-up-wonkette-one-a-day
Don't F*ck It Up! Wonkette One-A-Day for 4/14/26!
Afternoon news roundup!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-book-club-oh-f-ck-its-reagan-time/comments
Comments - Wonkette Book Club: Oh F*ck It's Reagan Time
A History of America in Ten Strikes by Erik Loomis, Part 3
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/this-week-in-libelslander/comments
Comments - This Week In Libelslander! - by JLC - Wonkette
Sen. Mike Lee wants to make it so you can sue people for stating true facts.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/worlds-hottest-california-attorney-generals-face-off-in-wonkette-sexxxiness-contest/comments
Comments - World's Hottest California Attorney Generals Face Off In Wonkette Sexxxiness Contest
Wouldn't it be so much more fun , sometimes, if reading about politics was more like reading Tiger Beat or Teen Beat or Teen, or J-14, or Seventeen, or Bop, or...
https://www.wonkette.com/p/a-semi-coherent-condemnation-of-the-washington-post-calling-mlk-jr-conservative-from-yr-wonkette/comments
Comments - The Washington Post Calls MLK Jr. 'Conservative.' Wonkette Calls Washington Post...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-e7b
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Brain Driller!
Not a Painkiller. Nope. Surely not. But take two and call me in the morning.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-the-navy-wonkette-one-a-day-for
In the Navy! Wonkette One-A-Day for 4/23/26!
Afternoon post roundup.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-weekend-chat-charter-schools-free-of-pronouns-and-david-s-junk/comments
Comments - Wonkette Weekend Chat: Charter Schools, Free Of Pronouns And David's Junk
Public education is awesome!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/406952/comments
Comments - None - by Jim Newell - Wonkette
AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL PIECE OF NEWS: Barack Obama will be the first President since Grover Cleveland to miss the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, where the most...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/insert-420-joke-here-wonkette-one
Insert 4/20 Joke Here! Wonkette One-A-Day for The Day That Today Is!
Afternoon post roundup, time for a drink.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-550?open=false
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Strawberry Margarita!
Fresh strawberries and top-notch tequila? Sign me up.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/heck-of-a-week-jd-vance
Heck Of A Week, JD Vance! - by Marcie Jones - Wonkette
The pest of Budapest!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/running-out-of-time-wonkette-one
Running Out Of Time. Wonkette One-A-Day for 4/24/26!
Afternoon post roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-this-week-s-cocktail-the-bottom-dollar-sour?open=false
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Bottom Dollar Sour!
What happens when Hooper tries to make a cheap but fancy cocktail? Well ...
https://www.wonkette.com/p/knock-knock-knocking-on-heavens-door
Knock knock knocking on Heaven's Door! Wonkette One-A-Day for 5/5/26!
Happy Cinco and afternoon post roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/ted-stevens-survives-primary
Ted Stevens Survives Primary - by Sara K. Smith - Wonkette
He's in it, and he's in it to win!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/dear-wonkette-how-should-i-properly/comments
Comments - Dear Wonkette: How Should I Properly React To The Cancer Diagnosis Of A Political Enemy?
Some etiquette tips for an anonymous but definitely real person who asked us for advice.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-this-week-s-cocktail-the-snowdrop?open=false
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Snowdrop!
A Grasshopper done up fancy by Hooper.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-barbie/comments
Comments - Wonkette Movie Night: Barbie - by ziggywiggy
'Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/see-you-in-hell-doge?open=false
See You In Hell, DOGE :) - by Marcie Jones - Wonkette
The Department of Government Efficiency officially put down.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-weekend-live-chat-v-the-criminal-justice-system/comments
Comments - Wonkette Weekend Live Chat V. The Criminal Justice System
With special guest Jamie!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkettes-weekly-top-ten-sleeping-in-or-inly-sleeping/comments
Comments - Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten: Sleeping In Or Inly Sleeping?
You come read your top 10 stories RIGHT NOW!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-waynes-world
Wonkette Movie Night: Wayne's World - by ziggywiggy
'I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-1f6?open=false
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Witch's Night In!
In which your bartender barely makes his deadline.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/driving-out-of-cleveland-with-a-bullet-in-my-bumper-wonkettes-rnc-reflections/comments
Comments - Driving Out Of Cleveland With A Bullet In My Bumper: Wonkette's RNC Reflections
Is that a bullet in your bumper or are you just ...
https://www.wonkette.com/p/i-regret-nothing-wonkette-one-a-day
I regret nothing. Wonkette One-A-Day for 4/22/26
Afternoon post roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-d85/comments
Comments - Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Fall Apple Sangria!
How you like dese apples?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/is-kirk-camerons-saving-christmas-truly-the-worst-movie-ever-a-wonkette-investigation/comments
Comments - Is 'Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas' Truly The Worst Movie Ever? A Wonkette Investigation
As fans of terrible movies and of rightwing Christianist propaganda, we've been looking forward to Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas for months now, but it was...
https://www.wonkette.com/p/mean-old-the-media-wonkette-is-oppressing-cenk-uygur-please-send-him-money-to-dry-his-tears
Mean Old 'The Media' (Wonkette) Is Oppressing Cenk Uygur, Please Send Him Money To Dry His Tears
Well THAT escalated quickly!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/buffalo-belts-out-o-canada
Buffalo Belts Out O Canada! - by Andrew Fleming - Wonkette
'The City of Good Neighbors' lives up to billing.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-f92/comments
Comments - Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Fitty-Fitty Martini!
Well, two cocktails really. I can explain.
https://reason.com/2010/10/11/wonkette-its-even-funnier-when/
Wonkette: It's Even Funnier When Anyone Thinks There Is Anything Untoward About Laughing at A Woman...
Oct 11, 2010 - Wonkette: Aren't they great? We here at this blog are not "normal humans" because we do not understand how wrenching it is...
https://www.wonkette.com/p/a-mighty-wind-wonkette-one-a-day
A Mighty Wind. Wonkette One-A-Day for 4/15/26!
Afternoon post roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/biden-tulsa-speech?open=false
Joe Biden Livin' On Tulsa Time - by Doktor Zoom - Wonkette
And he took a minute to jump up Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema's asses.
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https://www.wonkette.com/?s=shirley+sherrod+
Wonkette | Rebecca Schoenkopf | Substack
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/julian-assange-arrested/comments
Comments - Assange Asnagged :( - by Doktor Zoom - Wonkette
Help help he's bein' repressed!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-this-week-s-cocktail-the-snowdrop/comments
Comments - Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Snowdrop!
A Grasshopper done up fancy by Hooper.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/406952
None - by Jim Newell - Wonkette
AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL PIECE OF NEWS: Barack Obama will be the first President since Grover Cleveland to miss the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, where the most...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/louisiana-wikipedia-pages-were-work-of-pranksters-lobbyist-lectures-us-on-ethics/comments
Comments - Louisiana: Wikipedia Pages Prank; Lobbyist: Wonkette Has No Ethics
Tuesday, while your Wonkette was working to bring the world "important" hilarious news about the pathetic Sarah Palin "Lou Sarah" account, we also threw up an...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-c32?open=false
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Maidstone!
A Jamaican-Indian Mai Tai, because things from Jamaica and India are popular now.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-fcf?open=false
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Thanksgiving Cocktail, The Flying Turkey!
Happy Wednesday afternoon!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-the-iron-giant
Wonkette Movie Night: The Iron Giant - by ziggywiggy
'You are who you choose to be.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-s-weekly-top-ten-promises-healthier-shinier-hair/comments
Comments - Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Promises Healthier, Shinier Hair
For you, or someone else.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-book-club-part-4-climate-dreams-and-flying-machines/comments
Comments - Wonkette Book Club Part 4: Climate Dreams And Flying Machines
Kim Stanley Robinson's The Ministry For The Future, Week 4
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-at-the-movies-the-wonderful-world-of-satanic-panic-propaganda/comments
Comments - Wonkette At The 'Movies': The Wonderful World Of Satanic Panic Propaganda
Also this is your open thread!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-550/comments
Comments - Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Strawberry Margarita!
Fresh strawberries and top-notch tequila? Sign me up.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-c32/comments
Comments - Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Maidstone!
A Jamaican-Indian Mai Tai, because things from Jamaica and India are popular now.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/lol-lots-of-love-wonkette-onea-day
LOL: Lots of Love! Wonkette OneA-Day for 4/16/26!
Afternoon post roundup!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-198
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mezcalita!
Life is scary. Drink mezcal.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/eric-swalwell-some-pig
Eric Swalwell: Some Pig. - by Marcie Jones - Wonkette
You are GTFO out of the CA governor's race, let's GTF you O of the House now too.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/this-is-your-wonkette-nazipalooza-rounduplive-thread/comments
Comments - This Is Your Wonkette Nazipalooza Roundup/Live Thread!
So much stuff is going on with all the douchebag Nazis in Charlottesville that we could not just pick one thing, so we are doing all the things.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/what-is-impeachment-like/comments
Comments - WONKETTE LISTICLE: What Is Impeachment Like, According To Dumb GOP Idiots?
It's like a witch trial crucifying Jesus at Pearl Harbor, is what it's like. And maybe 9/11, we dunno.
what is
https://www.wonkette.com/p/cut-nut-sent-to-nut-hut
Cut-Nut Sent To Nut-Hut - by Sara K. Smith - Wonkette
Ashley Todd, the 20-year-old McCain volunteer who bravely attempted to incite a New American Race War with her fake story about getting mutilated by an angry...
by sara kcutnutsenthut
https://www.wonkette.com/p/2657764458?open=false
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cuba Libre!
That's just a rum and Coke, right? This one will be simple, right? Oh, wait. It's Hooper.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-the-blues-brothers
Wonkette Movie Night: The Blues Brothers - by ziggywiggy
'I hate Illinois Nazis.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-book-club-oh-f-ck-its-reagan-time?open=false
Wonkette Book Club: Oh F*ck It's Reagan Time
A History of America in Ten Strikes by Erik Loomis, Part 3
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-war-on-christmas-comes-earlier/comments
Comments - Wonkette War On Christmas Comes Earlier Every Year!
*Etsy* beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-now-more-securerer-than-trump-hotels/comments
Comments - Wonkette Now More Securerer Than Trump Hotels!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/more-more-more-war-war-war-wonkette/comments
Comments - More More More! War War War! Wonkette One-Day 3/9/26!
Still really dark shit!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-let-the-right/comments
Comments - Wonkette Movie Night: Let The Right One In
'I'm twelve. But I've been twelve for a long time.'
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-s-top-ten-stories-of-the-week-would-never-legalize-weed-by-accident
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Would Never Legalize Weed By Accident
https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkettes-news-of-today-nah-jd-vance/comments
Comments - Wonkette's News of Today: Nah, JD Vance, it's only hell if we're with you!
It's your afternoon post roundup!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-fcf/comments
Comments - Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Thanksgiving Cocktail, The Flying Turkey!
Happy Wednesday afternoon!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/chris-cuomo-gtfo
Chris Cuomo, GTFO. - by Liz Dye - Wonkette
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/ice-times-not-nice-times
ICE Times, Not Nice Times - by Marcie Jones - Wonkette
Latest dispatches from the moral bottom.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/time-again-for-wonkettes-annual-childrens-treasury-of-terrible-911-art/comments
Comments - Time Again For Wonkette's Annual Children's Treasury Of Terrible 9/11 Art
Every year on this rotten day, we repeat this beloved 9/11 feature, sort of like how A Charlie Brown Christmas plays on the teevee every December.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/decoding-the-note-blegging-for-help
Decoding the Note: Blegging for Help - Wonkette
As some readers may remember, Wonkette periodically offers a "Decoding the Note" service, wherein we unscramble the onanistic self-references of Washington's...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/whole-lotta-86-in-goin-on-wonkette
Whole Lotta 86-in' Goin' On. Wonkette One A Day for 5/4/26
Afternoon post roundup!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/a-nice-letter-to-steve-bullock-from-wonkette-that-isnt-at-all-a-trick/comments
Comments - A Nice Letter To Steve Bullock From Wonkette That Isn't At All A Trick
Come in, Steve Bullock, read this, we are nice!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/are-wonkette-s-top-ten-stories-of-the-week-cool-or-what/comments
Comments - Are Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Cool Or What?
of the week
https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-this-week-s-cocktail-the-painkiller?open=false
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Painkiller!
With or without rum, either way, it's a treat!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/what-is-impeachment-like?open=false
WONKETTE LISTICLE: What Is Impeachment Like, According To Dumb GOP Idiots?
It's like a witch trial crucifying Jesus at Pearl Harbor, is what it's like. And maybe 9/11, we dunno.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-1f6/comments
Comments - Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Witch's Night In!
In which your bartender barely makes his deadline.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/we-have-met-the-shitferbrains-and-they-are-us-or-the-monsters-are-due-on-wonkette-street/comments
Comments - We Have Met The Shitferbrains, And They Are Us; Or, The Monsters Are Due On Wonkette...
A word from Yr friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/ball-queen
BALL QUEEN. - by Rebecca Schoenkopf - Wonkette
This one's staying here a while to convince you to SEND MONEY FOR ME TO HIRE THE #BEBEST PEOPLE! Scroll down for more stories!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/412861
None - by Jim Newell - Wonkette
PAUL KRUGMAN DOES NOT WANT YOU TO LYNCH JOE LIEBERMAN, WINK WINK: A ha-ha moment from scruffy Keynesian fapper Paul Krugman's column this morning: "Management...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/lets-put-some-food-on-people
Let's Put Some Food On People - by Mojopo - Wonkette
We at your Recipe Hub are monsters who like to play in butter all day, but the payout is being able to share our meals.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/tom-delay-comedic-mastermind
Tom DeLay: Comedic Mastermind - by Pareene - Wonkette
Via Think Progress, the front page of Tom DeLay's legal defense fund website.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/stick-to-sporps?open=false
STICK TO SPORPS - by Rebecca Schoenkopf - Wonkette
Who killed Deadspin? Start with the dumb idiot jackal frat boy owners.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/this-week-in-libelslander?open=false
This Week In Libelslander! - by JLC - Wonkette
Sen. Mike Lee wants to make it so you can sue people for stating true facts.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/dave-obey-makes-dennis-kucinich-cry
Dave Obey Makes Dennis Kucinich Cry - by Pareene - Wonkette
It was a routine House Democratic caucus meeting, until Dave Obey unleashed the fury.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/410441
None - by Jim Newell - Wonkette
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, 'IMPLIED,' HAHA: Rememberthis thing from yesterday?
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/408221
None - by Sara K. Smith - Wonkette
QUITTERS: Chrysler will file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after all.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/search
Search - by Wonkette Jr. - Wonkette
Can't find what you're looking for?
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Wonkette | Rebecca Schoenkopf | Substack
Wonkette is filthy, hilarious, liberal news. YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! Click to read Wonkette, by Rebecca Schoenkopf, a Substack publication with tens of...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-presents-the-split-chapter-e5b/comments
Comments - Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT Chapter Twenty-Seven
In which our heroine manages not to crash the car as she learns more about CCSA enclaves.
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https://democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4927725
I think people are confusing Wonkette's snark with Greenwald's tweet... (Reply #39) - Democratic...
https://www.wonkette.com/p/announcing-the-first-annual-wonkette-weeping-eagle-awards-call-for-nominations
Announcing the First Annual Wonkette Weeping Eagle Awards: Call For Nominations!
Friends, commenters, lend us your very worst nominations for the very first annual Wonkette Weeping Eagle Awards.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/but-you-know-its-your-own-damn-fault
But you know it's your own damn fault. Wonkette One-A-Day for 4/10/26
Afternoon post roundup!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-the-new/comments
Comments - What the fuck *is* wrong with the New York Times, anyway? Wonkette's today in news!
Gary and Dok killed it again today!
https://newrepublic.com/article/35134/imus-and-wonkette
Imus And Wonkette | The New Republic
May 11, 2021 - John Podhoretz: And I Thought She Was, Like, Soooo Un-PCAna Marie Cox, the former Wonkette who made a name for herself by cursing and gossiping and in general...
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/women-march-liveblog/comments
Comments - Uppity Women Marching Against Trump's American Carnage: Your Wonkette Livebloog
It's the day after the inauguration, the nation is still standing, and women and men are marching all over the country to send a clear message to the Hair...
https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-this-week-s-cocktail-the-sinister-force/comments
Comments - Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sinister Force!
Greetings, Wonketteers!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/democratic-debaters-go-an-elegant-wonkette-liveblog
Democratic Debaters ... GO! An Elegant Wonkette Liveblog
Are we drinking? We're not not drinking!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-recommendations-for-stay-the-f-ck-at-home-starting-with-stay-the-f-ck-at-home?open=false
Wonkette Recommendations For STAY THE F*CK AT HOME, Starting With STAY THE F*CK AT HOME!
Share us your #SocialDistancing hot tips, in the comments!
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/ayn-rand-sucks
Ayn Rand Sucks - by Ken Layne - Wonkette
Would you like to read a long and enjoyable essay on why Ayn Rand was probably the most evil troll of the post-Hitler era?
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