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Sweet Orin Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - The review of the Sweet Orin Apple, this Japanese imposter fruit is nothing but a pear doing a failed impression of an apple.
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Modi Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the Italian disgrace, Modi Apple. A flavorless red-yellow lump named after famed painter Modigliani
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Aura Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Jan 15, 2026 - The review of the Aura Apple, a fairylike wisp of an apple whose dynamic flavor profile will send you into existential quandary.
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Cripps Pink Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the underwhelming Cripps Pink Apple, the lesser understudy of the trademarked and far superior Pink Lady Apple.
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Fuji Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Japanese Fuji apple. A supermarket mainstay that lacks any qualities deeming worthy of the shelf space.
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Kanzi Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - The review of the psychedelic, boundary-shattering, European party apple - the Kanzi. Belgium's feral and out-of-control delicious mess.
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Rockit Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Rockit Apple, bite-sized lumps of space junk, pre-washed and ready to eat right out of the plastic container.
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Macoun Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Macoun Apple, a short-lived flirt that will instantaneously become a mealy sack of disappointment once picked.
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Jonathan Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the heirloom Jonathan Apple, an odd homeschooled boy of an apple that is a disappointment to all those other than its own mother.
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SweeTango Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 15, 2026 - Review of the untouchable SweeTango apple. The reigning champion of apples for the past seven years and possibly the greatest of all time.
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Jazz Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Mar 16, 2026 - Review of the bewildering Jazz Apple, a dense New Zealand confusion of flavors that fail to harmonize effectively.
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Ambrosia Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Jan 15, 2026 - Review of the barely worth eating Ambrosia, a honey-like apple that would anger the Gods with its many imperfections.
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Newtown Pippin Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the historically significant Newtown Pippin Apple. An American Founding Father favorite that tastes like a sand-filled condom.
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Mutsu (Crispin) Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the so-called
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Red Delicious Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 19, 2026 - Review of the despicable Red Delicious apple. One of the worst apples in the world and somehow still one of the most popular.
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Hunnyz Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the horribly named Hunnyz Apple, a basically tasteless mediocrity too embarrassingly named to eat.
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Blondee Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
Apr 17, 2026 - Review of the Blondee Apple, a mutant yellow Gala with a fascinating origin story that is not worthy of a spin-off franchise.
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