https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-republicans-may-have-standards-but-we-have-double-standards
PHILADELPHIA, PA—During a speech Tuesday, Joe Biden proudly declared that while Republicans have at least some standards, Democrats are going above...
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https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-heals-demon-possessed-man-by-taking-away-his-smartphone
CAPERNAUM — Residents of several nearby villages were abuzz with excitement this week, as the traveling carpenter-turned-teacher Jesus of Nazareth healed a...
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https://babylonbee.com/news/10-easy-ways-to-end-racism-forever
There's a lot of talk about ending racism, and no one really agrees on how to go about doing it. But we're experts, and experts always know...
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https://babylonbee.com/news/no-thanks-says-hungry-homeless-man-after-being-offered-marshmallow-jello-salad
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — New reports indicated that local homeless man John Brill politely yet firmly refused a passerby's offer of free leftover marshmallow...
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This is the official, authoritative, inspired podcast of the Babylon Bee. Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann for a look at weekly highlights, discussing the...
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https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-hamas-breaches-white-house-perimeter
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump was rushed to an emergency bunker below the East Wing following reports that a member of Hamas breached the White...
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https://www.theblaze.com/news/musk-twitter-bans-reinstated-babylon-bee-jordan-peterson-trump?utm_source=theblaze-dailyPM&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily-Newsletter__PM%202022-11-18&utm_term=ACTIVE%20LIST%20-%20TheBlaze%20Daily%20PM
CEO Elon Musk reinstates Twitter accounts for Babylon Bee, Jordan Peterson, Kathy Griffin, but not Donald Trump yet.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/cheer-up-libs-heres-10-things-even-you-can-be-thankful-for-this-year
Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/mall-santa-prepares-for-seasonal-gig-by-cutting-off-ankle-monitor
BLOOMINGTON, MN — With Thanksgiving nearly here, local man Chad Erickson was reportedly eager to get back to his true passion as a mall Santa Claus and has...
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