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And I WAS falling down drunk, des... lucrative painoh mygod https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/11/milestones.html?showComment=1289101419030 Lucrative Pain: Milestones Two years ago today, I had bariatric surgery. I had a lap-band placed, and I think it's one of the best, if not THE best, things I've ever d... lucrative painmilestones https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/09/squeeee.html?showComment=1283778445215 Lucrative Pain: Squeeee! The spa is now open seven days a week! I picked up the entire Monday shift (I'll be the only massage therapist on duty), and Thursday aftern... lucrative painsqueeee https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2011/07/killing-me.html?showComment=1309761710551 Lucrative Pain: Killing me... Bonus points to whomever names the movie in which this song plays a prominent role! lucrative painkilling https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2009/12/bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.html?showComment=1260513825837 Lucrative Pain: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha An interesting canvas... I keep my car parked in the (tiny) driveway of my roomie's house. Yesterday morning, I awoke to find my car encased... lucrative painbwaha https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2012/06/hunger-games-week-xbacksliding.html?showComment=1340829729227 Lucrative Pain: Hunger Games Week X...backsliding! Me: -8 (ARRRRGH...) SCI-FI: -12 Two steps forward, one step back. For ME, anyway. No worries, I just had a couple off days (meaning, OMN... lucrative painhunger gamesweekxbacksliding https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2008/06/overheard-after-screening-of-incredible.html?showComment=1213510980000 Lucrative Pain: Overheard after a screening of "The Incredible Hulk"... "But...but...he's Asgardian ...! He needs his helmet, and everything!" Geeks of the world, unite! lucrative painof theoverheardscreeningincredible https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2007/10/zomg111.html Lucrative Pain: ZOMG!!1!11!! If you go here and scroll down, you'll see a picture of my dogs (and my legs and feet, whoop-de-doo) right before the costume contest at th... lucrative painzomg https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2015/12/merry-christmas.html Lucrative Pain: Merry Christmas! So, all my children are here for the holidays, yay! (Actually, TallyAngel, my older twin, moved in with me the day after Thanksgiving, so sh... lucrative painmerrychristmas https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2011/02/awkward.html?showComment=1298171147340 Lucrative Pain: Awkward. It's extremely difficult, though not quite impossible, to avoid touching particularly billowy side-boob during a massage. Sorry, Lady...I d... lucrative painawkward https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2015/02/observations-on-valentines-day.html?showComment=1424611987366 Lucrative Pain: Observations on Valentine's Day As a massage therapist, V-Day can kind of suck. Especially when it's part of the weekend, like this year. It's usually the busiest weekend o... lucrative painobservationsvalentineday https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2009/10/does-this-blog-make-me-look-old.html?showComment=1256593182232 Lucrative Pain: Does this blog make me look old? Yes, People: It's my third Blogiversary! Three years ago today, I started this modest little blog, and modest and little it has stayed. And... lucrative painthis blogmake melookold https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/09/screeching-brakes.html?showComment=1285359341381 Lucrative Pain: Screeching brakes... So I was at work yesterday until 7 PM. I had NOTHING scheduled, so I was working for free. (Yay. NOT.) Right at 6 I got a walk-in. Just a th... lucrative painscreechingbrakes https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/12/yes.html?showComment=1293694485841 Lucrative Pain: Yes. Yes, Ms. Walmart Cashier Lady, pickles are indeed former cucumbers. I know it's weird, but that doesn't make it untrue. lucrative painyes https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2009/01/dread.html?showComment=1232246520000 Lucrative Pain: Dread Well, next week the new semester starts. *sigh* I've really been enjoying my time off, but it's time to get back to school. I'm taking three... lucrative paindread https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/04/why-wasnt-i-told.html?showComment=1270996623689 Lucrative Pain: Why wasn't I told?! That minors are allowed to drink alcoholic beverages in the state of Texas as long as a parent or guardian is present?! Who knew? 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The ... lucrative painyay https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2008/12/brrrrrrr.html?showComment=1229308320000 Lucrative Pain: Brrrrrrr... Looks like winter is moving in next week. Highs in the forties. Yes, I said "highs!" The lows are actually forecast to be in the thirties, s... lucrative pain https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2008/06/embarrassment-redux.html?showComment=1213108200000 Lucrative Pain: Embarrassment Redux Do you remember when this happened? Ah, I remember like it was yesterday... See, I did it AGAIN! I must be a gesticulating fool, because I ... lucrative painembarrassmentredux https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2011/12/merry-christmas.html?showComment=1324907939285 Lucrative Pain: Merry Christmas! I hope all of you wonderful people have a very merry Christmas and a healthy, happy New Year! lucrative painmerrychristmas https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/07/one-more-week.html?showComment=1280175094372 Lucrative Pain: One more week! Until my big shindig/blogmeet/potluck! If anyone still needs directions, email me! Lucrativepain@yahoo.com. See, that was easy! lucrative painone moreweek https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/08/no-more.html?showComment=1282883235191 Lucrative Pain: No more! Caffeine after noon, that is. Rising four AM and I STILL can't sleep. ARGH! My dog just peed on the carpet (probably because of a totally di... lucrative pain https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2008/09/potpourri-of-miscellaneous-redundencies.html?showComment=1221536100000 Lucrative Pain: Potpourri of Miscellaneous Redundancies... I don't like to tan. That's mainly because I take after my Northern European mother and am pale as a ghost. I CAN tan, but only after suffer... lucrative painpotpourrimiscellaneousredundancies https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/07/good-news.html?showComment=1280582576554 Lucrative Pain: Good News! Last week, I had a problem finishing my long essay on the Werewolf Legend. 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And... lucrative painthis blogmake melookold https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/01/youre-shitting-me-right.html?showComment=1262911291536 Lucrative Pain: You're shitting me, right?! I happened to mention to my friend AD the issues I've been having getting my dogs to, *ahem*, defecate in a timely fashion. It's been cold... lucrative painshittingright https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/10/missing-signal.html?showComment=1286954039956 Lucrative Pain: Missing a signal? I massaged a birthday boy yesterday, a young man turning 20. The massage on my schedule was a prenatal massage, but his pregnant girlfriend ... lucrative painmissingsignal https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2009/09/its-been-two-weeks.html?showComment=1252775858223 Lucrative Pain: It's been two weeks... since I moved, and I finally feel like I'm completely settled. 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My sometimes-nemesis at work, LINDA, has been harassing everyone at the spa to sign up for some lovely "business opportunity" (aka "pyramid ... lucrative painshut downcold https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2012/06/real.html?showComment=1338859200323 Lucrative Pain: Real. I received a package in the mail the other day. It contained my uniforms and badge for clinicals in the fall. Now it's real. And it sca... lucrative painreal https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2011/03/quicky.html?showComment=1299702713182 Lucrative Pain: Quickie... I made it back safely to Texas...YAY! I just have one question: Why am I so exhausted from traveling, when I sat on my ass the whole time?! ... lucrative painquickie https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2010/02/nightmare.html Lucrative Pain: Nightmare I had a horrible nightmare last night, the kind of nightmare that stays with you far longer than it ever should. 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End of story. lucrative painbottomline https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2006/12/christinas-words-of-wisdom-3.html?showComment=1165354740000 Lucrative Pain: Christina's Words of Wisdom #3 No matter how fat you are (or think you are), you can ALWAYS find somebody fatter! I.E., someone who makes you say, "And I thought MY ass... words of wisdomlucrative painchristina https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2009/10/does-this-blog-make-me-look-old.html?showComment=1256488992899 Lucrative Pain: Does this blog make me look old? Yes, People: It's my third Blogiversary! Three years ago today, I started this modest little blog, and modest and little it has stayed. And... lucrative painthis blogmake melookold https://lucrativepain.blogspot.com/2009/12/thanks.html?showComment=1262031210316 Lucrative Pain: Thanks I owe thanks to so many people, I'm not sure where to begin. Well, I guess I should begin at the beginning, right? 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