Robuta

https://www.wonkette.com/p/bundy-militia-boys-need-miracle-whip-tampons-and-those-cakes-we-like
And all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.
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https://www.mashed.com/1514435/copycat-kfc-coleslaw-dressing/
Some people see Cool Whip as the key to making your own KFC-style coleslaw. If you're not cool with that, whip out the mayo, and that may do the trick.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/this-real-recipe-from-rush-limbaugh-has-jello-stuffed-olives-and-miracle-whip-in-it-2658772478
And that's what happened to Rush Limbaugh.
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https://www.ktvu.com/news/mayo-florida-changing-name-to-miracle-whip-temporarily
Mayo, Florida is holding the mayo, at least for a few days.
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https://www.allrecipes.com/mayonnaise-vs-miracle-whip-whats-the-difference-7558381
Learn how to tell the difference between these two creamy condiments.
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