https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
Dec 3, 2025 - AUSTIN, TX—Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU DIED’ appeared once more on his screen, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly...
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https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/onion-ring-day
The made-up holiday celebrates everyone’s favorite fried bar food - onion rings.
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