https://ftrain.com/tweet-623193048785264640
like there's this sense that i wrote that businessweek code..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
like there's this sense that i wrote that businessweek code thing and maybe i should just shut up for a while but bills so here we go again
by paullikesensewrotebusinessweek
https://www.ftrain.com/tweet-504686229510569985
“Joseph Cotten in that movie essentially plays the Internet..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
“Joseph Cotten in that movie essentially plays the Internet before the fact.” —@page88 https://medium.com/message/the-anti-gaslight-df3c9d1a928c?source=tw-168da
in thatthe internetby paulcottenmovie
https://ftrain.com/tweet-461135188752609280
yeah you get the sense that they are sort of doing a..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@gregorg yeah you get the sense that they are sort of doing a shakespeare revival thing here to make it relevant to modern audiences
you getthey aresort ofby paulyeah
https://ftrain.com/tweet-602841683374514176
“Find the COMMAND key. Now find the OPTION key. Now the..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
“Find the COMMAND key. Now find the OPTION key. Now the SHIFT key. Hold those down simultaneously and press V.” —Nerds
the commandby paulkeyfindoption
https://ftrain.com/tweet-488710830410985472
gross http://gawker.com/why-are-your-favorite-buzzfeed-posts..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
gross http://gawker.com/why-are-your-favorite-buzzfeed-posts-disappearing-1604358481
your favoriteby paulgrosshttpgawker
https://ftrain.com/tweet-562278674133946368
You can make a delicious risotto using nettle broth., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@KenSilverstein1 You can make a delicious risotto using nettle broth.
you canby paulmakedeliciousrisotto
https://www.ftrain.com/place_neighborhood
The Neighborhood, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
In particular Brooklyn Heights, Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens, Red Hook, and Prospect Park
the neighborhoodby paulford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-596330752452726784
I will make an app that can deliver a stiff drink wherever..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
I will make an app that can deliver a stiff drink wherever you are and I will call it FlaskRabbit.
i willby paulmakeappdeliver
https://ftrain.com/tweet-453985365154869248
The 2006 BofA U2 One Cover is actually the worst. That is a..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
The 2006 BofA U2 One Cover is actually the worst. That is a really bad thing that actually happened. http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/11/todays_new_york.html
that aby paulbofaonecover
https://ftrain.com/tweet-504638284711342080
reserving judgment, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@leahfinnegan @fmanjoo @silviakillings reserving judgment
by paulreservingjudgmentford
https://www.ftrain.com/tweet-504320407215034368
Is there a verb form of DevOps? Is it to devop?, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Is there a verb form of DevOps? Is it to devop?
is thereverb formby pauldevopsford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-218123151492644865
this makes sense because google glasses already make me..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
this makes sense because google glasses already make me want to jump from a high place
makes sensegoogle glassesby paulalreadyford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-535640615149920257
I started in on this along with a long explanation of..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
started in onalong withby paulexplanationford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-215494526519881728
plus I rented a bike and everyone keeps waving me along...., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@bizweekgraphics plus I rented a bike and everyone keeps waving me along. Way outside of my comfort zone.
a bikeby paulplusrentedeveryone
https://www.ftrain.com/tweet-1683834758659276801
Fair, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
by paulfairford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-214067458842173440
That gorilla doesn't look all that much like Winston..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
That gorilla doesn't look all that much like Winston Churchill.
by paulgorillalookmuchlike
https://ftrain.com/tweet-251286351465566208
and i like stupid puns, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@advancereality and i like stupid puns
and iby paullikestupidpuns
https://ftrain.com/tweet-173457226864918530
The Poetry Of Ally Sheedy: A Look Back | The Awl..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
The Poetry Of Ally Sheedy: A Look Back | The Awl http://www.theawl.com/2012/02/the-poetry-of-ally-sheedy
a look backally sheedyby paulpoetryawl
https://ftrain.com/tweet-492271154271641600
See Sam you get ideas., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@entropymedia See Sam you get ideas.
you getby paulseesamideas
https://ftrain.com/tweet-655823658896760832
you'd be so productive you could basically just stop working, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@harrisj @fhwang you'd be so productive you could basically just stop working
just stopby paulproductivecouldbasically
https://ftrain.com/tweet-190117720048680960
Everyone who ever signed off. It's an amalgamation of all..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@aaronsw Everyone who ever signed off. It's an amalgamation of all the take-my-marbles-and-leave posts I've seen.
signed offby pauleveryoneamalgamationford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1413899194448896007
One way you figure out paleoclimate is you line up the tree..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
One way you figure out paleoclimate is you line up the tree rings like a slide rule. I just think that's neat.
one wayfigure outline upthe treeby paul
https://ftrain.com/tweet-655237570406780928
whoa if true, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@ivortossell whoa if true
by paulwhoatrueford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-444550957113040897
Is there a calendar of theme cruises anywhere?, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@AdrianChen Is there a calendar of theme cruises anywhere?
is thereby paulcalendarthemecruises
https://ftrain.com/tweet-560181498792648704
my wife went to santa cruz with the banana slugs, like I..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan my wife went to santa cruz with the banana slugs, like I get it but also: http://omnia-extares.tumblr.com/
my wifewent tosanta cruzwith thebanana slugs
https://ftrain.com/tweet-501888816945565697
savepublishing shows me URLs it is incredibly convenient, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@j_zimms savepublishing shows me URLs it is incredibly convenient
it isby paulshowsurlsincredibly
https://ftrain.com/tweet-221066362636873729
syn•, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
by paulford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-692814379507716096
don't hate the player, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@Chris_Perkins1 @soypunk don't hate the player
the playerby paulhateford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1173214102258425856
Our anniversary is the day before the kids' birthday, so..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Our anniversary is the day before the kids' birthday, so it's this muddle in our brains, mostly a day we run cake-related errands. I always come back to this es
the day beforeour anniversaryby paulkidsbirthday
https://ftrain.com/tweet-656836733896642560
it's bad, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@SteveBurnsAlive it's bad
by paulbadford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1135358393420529664
early dot matrix output is known as 24-pincunabula, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@john_overholt early dot matrix output is known as 24-pincunabula
dot matrixby paulearlyoutputknown
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Canon of Classifieds, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Author ISO meaning; will travel.
by paulcanonclassifiedsford
https://www.ftrain.com/tweet-1520596075177992193
For what it's worth, I forgive your student loans., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
For what it's worth, I forgive your student loans.
for whatstudent loansby paulworthforgive
https://ftrain.com/tweet-644927091172052992
Serious question: Is there a chewproof pen?, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Serious question: Is there a chewproof pen?
is thereby paulseriousquestionchewproof
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1142079802977005568
oh that's soooooooothing, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@Bill_Braine oh that's soooooooothing
by paulford
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until something takes all our attention away from making..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@ginatrapani @joshm @anildash @allthingsd until something takes all our attention away from making things #pleaseretweeeeeet
by paulsomethingtakesattentionaway
https://ftrain.com/tweet-208288840744574976
See that's the thing. He truly can do no wrong after..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@shabbychef See that's the thing. He truly can do no wrong after Sqwubbsy, and yet he does so much right. http://www.flickr.com/photos/russellbloor2/2986925954/
do no wrongsee thatthe thingby paultruly
https://ftrain.com/tweet-244178339261206529
I'm thinking about how you could fake the results of other..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
I'm thinking about how you could fake the results of other thought experiments. RESEARCHERS FOUND THAT THE ROOM WAS NOT CHINESE.
i mthinking aboutby paulcouldfake
https://ftrain.com/?published=2001-11&sort=date
Ftrain, by Paul Ford
Essays and stories by Paul Ford. Since 1997.
by paulford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1314723541770797057
Ended up like this., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@ferlatte @hondanhon Ended up like this. https://mobile.twitter.com/ftrain/status/954939213094490112
ended uplike thisby paulford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-613018337883373568
yessssssssss, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@vijithassar yessssssssss
by paulford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-173768263191371776
That's interesting! It makes sense, actually. Adults are..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@andymangold That's interesting! It makes sense, actually. Adults are all THIS IS MY BRAND and kids are like asdpgjas'dkljgasd.
makes senseby paulinterestingactuallyadults
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Also, I'm not broke. I'm just incredibly cheap., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Also, I'm not broke. I'm just incredibly cheap.
i mby paulalsobrokeincredibly
https://ftrain.com/tweet-215499317404905472
right wife grew up here and warned me. Some weird..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@bizweekgraphics right wife grew up here and warned me. Some weird unamerican utopia where the same laws and rights apply to all
grew upby paulrightwifewarned
https://ftrain.com/aboard-a-little-thing-on-value
A Little Thing on Value, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
How long does it take for someone to find utility with our software?
a littleby paulthingvalueford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-219159451813416961
The woman who programmed Centipede learned about videogames..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
The woman who programmed Centipede learned about videogames because of the Pretenders song Space Invader http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2012/06/30/technology/a
the womanby paulprogrammedcentipedelearned
https://ftrain.com/tweet-453585030728937472
Anyway, the book isn't going that well to be honest., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@sippey Anyway, the book isn't going that well to be honest.
to be honestthe bookby paulanywaygoing
https://ftrain.com/tweet-505100968510251008
“Jezebel's ‘Disney Dudes' Dicks’ post brought in almost 3..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
“Jezebel's ‘Disney Dudes' Dicks’ post brought in almost 3 million new visitors on its own...” http://joel.kinja.com/gawker-media-hits-80-million-u-s-uniques-wit
brought inby pauldudespostalmost
https://ftrain.com/tweet-473655393655488512
dan i want to reply but my policy is never to comment on..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@dannosowitz @mattbuchanan @rustyk5 dan i want to reply but my policy is never to comment on leeks
i want tomy policyby pauldanreply
https://www.ftrain.com/tweet-498661402790608898
Man WordPerfect had half a billion in sales in 1991, when..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Man WordPerfect had half a billion in sales in 1991, when there were like 2,000 computers in the entire world.
a billionby paulmanwordperfecthalf
https://www.ftrain.com/tweet-656262999511011329
I'm about to join a gym again which means I need to..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
I'm about to join a gym again which means I need to practice avoiding eye contact and frowning.
join a gymabout toby paulmeansneed
https://paulfordworsham.com/?pagelayer-template=single-template
Single Template - Paul Ford Worsham
Official Site for PFW
paul fordsingletemplateworsham
https://ftrain.com/tweet-211998225341751297
I'm waiting at OAK. There would be about a dozen here, one..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
I'm waiting at OAK. There would be about a dozen here, one under the men's room sinks, two in an empty booth at Chili's.
i mbe abouthere oneby paulwaiting
https://www.ftrain.com/tweet-498639850665676800
Correction: I'm pro The Awl., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Correction: I'm pro The Awl.
i mthe awlby paulcorrectionpro
https://www.ftrain.com/place_mass
Bay State/Old Colony State, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Stories taking place in Massachusetts
bay stateold colonyby paulford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1257872107276365825
I don't have ANY conclusions. There's something a lot of..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
I don't have ANY conclusions. There's something a lot of purpose-built tools miss I think which is that people grab Airtable or Google Sheets because they don't
a lot ofby paulconclusionssomethingford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-246072449953824768
i pay net 3650, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@artless i pay net 3650
by paulpayford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-558823010585419776
that's bearable. i can do that., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@rad_fax @chrisdary that's bearable. i can do that.
i can doby paulbearableford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-461503055771758592
I venerate the ghosts of my ancestors but life is for the..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@kendall @anildash I venerate the ghosts of my ancestors but life is for the living.
the ghostsof mylife isby paulvenerate
https://ftrain.com/tweet-501519527717650432
apparently he and I got along okay, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@shani_o apparently he and I got along okay
and igot alongby paulapparentlyokay
https://ftrain.com/tweet-257863265961512960
Has anyone ever had @Dropbox erase shared folders from..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Has anyone ever had @Dropbox erase shared folders from everyone's machine when one person renames them? Can't find support for it.
shared foldersby paulanyoneeverdropbox
https://ftrain.com/tweet-548685655610785793
see it can be okay http://www.theawl.com/2014/12/the-black-v..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
see it can be okay http://www.theawl.com/2014/12/the-black-void-of-the-moon if you listen to that waterboys song while you read this they line up perfectly
see itcan bethe blackby paulokay
https://ftrain.com/tweet-166185155235557376
Hooooollllyy shit look at this nuclear-powered-tank of an..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Hooooollllyy shit look at this nuclear-powered-tank of an essay by John Jeremiah Sullivan http://deadspin.com/5881337/feet-in-smoke-a-story-about-electrified-ne
look at thisnuclear poweredof anby paulshit
https://ftrain.com/tweet-246081027003514880
god i hate a lot of things tonight. like doubled adjectival..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
god i hate a lot of things tonight. like doubled adjectival phrases i.e. "The Accidental Music of Imperfect Escalators"
a lot ofi hateby paulgodthings
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1329180823652855809
There's also one moment where he attacks the USPS as a..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
There's also one moment where he attacks the USPS as a lazy, simple, socialist enterprise where blood shot out of my ears.
one momentas aby paulalsoattacks
https://ftrain.com/tweet-270909481783795714
Remember Guantanamo? Torture? (No, right, our dude won.)..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Remember Guantanamo? Torture? (No, right, our dude won.) Mattathias Schwartz on the big "open" trial: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprude
by paulrememberguantanamotortureright
https://ftrain.com/tweet-565315366168330241
wow Toph I called you Abe because my son was screaming..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@tophtucker @IRLClub wow Toph I called you Abe because my son was screaming right as I typed that
my sonby paulwowtophcalled
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Not gonna disagree with John Adams., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@jakemoore25 Not gonna disagree with John Adams.
disagree withjohn adamsby paulgonnaford
https://paulford.com/collection/caregiver/
Caregiver Set — Paul Ford
Oct 13, 2025 - Abstract designs on family, community and wellbeing. Caring, balanced artwork for education, healthcare and creative projects.
paul fordcaregiverset
https://ftrain.com/tweet-560594714140082176
gowanus is misspelled, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@katienotopoulos gowanus is misspelled
by paulgowanusmisspelledford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-890764106042667009
I mean just limit yourself to 15 or 20 whole books., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@kitabet I mean just limit yourself to 15 or 20 whole books.
i meanby paullimitwholebooks
https://ftrain.com/tweet-441355096610197504
This is actually how all of my advisory agreements are..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@mat @sippey @alexismadrigal @ClaraJeffery This is actually how all of my advisory agreements are structured.
this ishow allof myby paulactually
https://ftrain.com/tweet-261142012160536576
The #strataconf at the Hilton is CROWDED. Nice work Edd., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
The #strataconf at the Hilton is CROWDED. Nice work Edd.
nice workby paulhiltoncrowdededd
https://paulford.com/blog/what-to-expect-when-you-start-a-rolls-royce-lease/
What to Expect When You Start a Rolls Royce Lease — Paul Ford
Jan 6, 2026 - What a Rolls Royce lease really offers: effortless luxury, predictable costs, custom options, and an exclusive lifestyle without long-term ownership risks.
what to expectwhen yourolls roycepaul fordstart
https://ftrain.com/tweet-563023223705845762
my kids love this song. They are three. 13 years younger..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@KenSilverstein1 @mitchsunderland @natashavc my kids love this song. They are three. 13 years younger than the singer.
love thisthey areby paulkidssong
https://ftrain.com/tweet-554054037008838659
well look who decided to come back for a visit, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@patbits well look who decided to come back for a visit
to comefor aby paulwelllook
https://ftrain.com/?published=2019-08&sort=date
Ftrain, by Paul Ford
Essays and stories by Paul Ford. Since 1997.
by paulford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-499585682755846144
If people are polite they simply accept your resting bitch..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@irondavy @asimone If people are polite they simply accept your resting bitch face.
by paulpeoplepolitesimplyaccept
https://ftrain.com/tweet-168710131461271553
It's going express...to my heart., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@alainabrowne It's going express...to my heart.
my heartby paulgoingexpressford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-249348986438287360
Suggestions for breakfast near downtown Providence (with..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Suggestions for breakfast near downtown Providence (with babies)?
for breakfastdowntown providenceby paulsuggestionsnear
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1037059397489451008
when you're halfway to loading deps into an ideal tree and..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
when you're halfway to loading deps into an ideal tree and she gives you that WARN enoent ENOENT https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1037059397489451008/photo/1
when youan idealby paulhalfwayloading
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1259927586907410433
Yeah this is where I'd start too. I think there are three..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@robinsloan @jarrettfuller @byedit @frank_chimero Yeah this is where I'd start too. I think there are three major schools:- Product-focused, about shipping to m
this isthere areby paulyeahstart
https://ftrain.com/tweet-561709915287605248
it's like five albums of *exactly* that sound all the way..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@goldman it's like five albums of *exactly* that sound all the way back to night drive in 2007
all the wayfive albumsthat soundby paullike
https://ftrain.com/tweet-460833343777808386
yeah but it only got the job thanks to nepotism, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@leahfinnegan yeah but it only got the job thanks to nepotism
got the jobthanks toby paulyeahnepotism
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1332159717347651591
We held hands and at the end I said what I was most..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
We held hands and at the end I said what I was most thankful for about each family member, except my son licked my thumb to be funny and I knocked over a dish p
at the endi saidby paulheldhands
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The irony is that anyone who would fund zines will never..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
The irony is that anyone who would fund zines will never get any money.
by paulironyanyonewouldfund
https://ftrain.com/tweet-560499758457184256
Once, a person jumped in front of my Acela to commit..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@KenSilverstein1 Once, a person jumped in front of my Acela to commit suicide and people yelled at the distraught employees to hurry up.
in front ofby paulpersonjumpedacela
https://www.ftrain.com/tweet-500659160942649346
IMO they ruined the X-Men franchise when they added..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
IMO they ruined the X-Men franchise when they added Tweetstorm.
the x menby paulimoruinedfranchise
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1498674309102981126
There was less of it. A "good" columnist sold papers,..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@WilliamHogeland There was less of it. A "good" columnist sold papers, rather than representing a POV. Plus they had to go to the bar, instead of online, to get
there wasby paullessgoodcolumnist
https://ftrain.com/tweet-243387978762833922
Happy birthday to @anildash look outside what's that..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Happy birthday to @anildash look outside what's that landing it's the HUG-o-copter.
happy birthdaylook outsideby paulford
https://ftrain.com/tweet-246616924530806785
Timeline generated with a google docs backend..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
with agoogle docsby paultimelinegenerated
https://paulford.com/collection/liberator/
Liberator Set — Paul Ford
Oct 2, 2025 - Liberator Image Set. Free PNG downloads and premium canvas prints that show freedom, release and defiance. Bold images for digital projects.
paul fordliberatorset
https://www.ftrain.com/pub-roadmap-vs-backlog-on-product-thinking-uq3z4i
Roadmap vs. Backlog: On Product Thinking, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
A good product thinker looks ahead, not behind. This week Chris and Gina break down the importance of promoting product management over project management. They
by paulroadmapbacklogproductthinking
https://ftrain.com/tweet-650846239311949824
Since people take the time to reach out I try to meet them..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
Since people take the time to reach out I try to meet them where they are.
take the timereach outmeet themby paulsince
https://ftrain.com/tweet-562080592335220736
ken if the patriots win it is your fault, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@maureenflaherty @KenSilverstein1 ken if the patriots win it is your fault
the patriotsit isyour faultby paulken
https://ftrain.com/tweet-1136278294394003458
we can get ice cream and bookshelves, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@laura_june @katienotopoulos @toomuchnick @maureenflaherty we can get ice cream and bookshelves
we canice creamby paulgetbookshelves
https://ftrain.com/tweet-479120198302457857
second of all i don't sade eats food like i bet she SAYS..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@tasneemraja second of all i don't sade eats food like i bet she SAYS she eats food but her body actually is trained to survive on sax solos
of allshe saysby paulsecondsade
https://ftrain.com/tweet-564620229612163072
most of the time we just stared at the gowanus expressway..., by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@leahfinnegan @daweiner most of the time we just stared at the gowanus expressway and tried to figure out how we could move anywhere else
of thegowanus expresswayby paultimestared
https://ftrain.com/tweet-560579225238122497
I bent down today and saw lights, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@ianadelman I bent down today and saw lights
bent downby paultodaysawlights
https://ftrain.com/tweet-692000238840713216
sorely needs animated, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)
@jpotisch sorely needs animated
by paulsorelyneedsanimatedford