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https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1253313768456 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water... drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/10/you-know-how-to-drive-bus-doncha.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: You know how to drive a bus doncha? Just put your lips together and blow. Or is that whistling? Either which way drivers are required.No previous experience, talent, or ability... how to driveyou know https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/02/fly-has-landed.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE FLY HAS LANDED Here's Jimmy the Butler with the almost life-sized bumper edition of the stinging fly Yip, da new fly (always eagerly awaited in dis castle)... the flyyestotalfeckineejitlanded https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1253317416035 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water... drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/monday-poem-assignment.html?showComment=1251243561283 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE MONDAY POEM- AN ASSIGNMENT Dear people of Bloggsville.Monday is not always a great day.But It is a day that I think ,for no particular reason , should be marked by a w... the mondayyestotalfeckineejitpoemassignment https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2012/03/it-was-best-of-times-it-was-worst-its.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: It was the best of times it was the worst, it's all poo and nuts but... So, the first proofs of me life's work 'Jewel' to be published by the lovely people at Salmon poetry have arrived. This is exciting and terr... the best of times https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/09/poetry-bus-part-deux.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Poetry Bus part deux the poetry busyestotalfeckineejitpartdeux https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ye-didnt-feckin-miss-me.html?showComment=1267924891409 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YE didn't feckin miss me! I was away. Virtually away, or away virtually. No internet connection for two whole days!! ( Be honest now, you didn't even notice did you? ... yestotalfeckineejitmiss https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/stop-press-mrs-eejit-gets-injunction.html?showComment=1250798094479 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: STOP PRESS MRS EEJIT GETS INJUNCTION In a last minute shock development Mrs EEjit has taken out a court order against TFE's beard.(I seem to have taken to talking about myself i... stop pressyestotalfeckineejitmrsgets https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/wrong-miracle.html?showComment=1251708305070 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Wrong Miracle Just finished reading Liz Gallaghers debut collection 'The Wrong Miracle' and loved it.Liz Gallagher was born and brought up in Donegal, Ire... yestotalfeckineejitwrongmiracle https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/11/bus-leaves-early.html?showComment=1290642495115 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BUS LEAVES EARLY!! I have a sore head.Haven't been round to see all Enchanted Oaks Passengos yet (but I will) and here we are ready to go again, YABBADABBADOO... yestotalfeckineejitbusleavesearly https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/stuff-and-ting-ling-bus-time.html?showComment=1284624163164 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Stuff and ting a ling a bus time! Ok. Slippers lit, pipe on, wife out (mousing), cat cooking (dinner). Don't feed the Pixies has left the building.We know not why.Maybe he fe... yestotalfeckineejitstuff https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/02/socks-and-drugs-and-rock-and-roll.html?showComment=1297932511112 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Socks and drugs and rock and roll! Tis Poetry Bus time once more. Many thanks to Her Royal Bugness for drivelo so brilliantly last week and for all the great passengers, whose... yestotalfeckineejitsocksdrugsrock https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/tfe-blog-loses-blog-award-gasp.html?showComment=1269115596203 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: TFE BLOG LOSES BLOG AWARD- GASP! I don't believe it! THe dream is at an end after minutes of toil, years of blood , snot,sweat and tears. It's been a rololercoaster (a cross... yestotalfeckineejittfeblogloses https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/stuff-and-things-and-what-part-deux.html?showComment=1269947980044 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Stuff and things and what? Part DEUX A fine anthology from The Deansgrange Writers Group featuring our own Bus Poet Padhraig Nolan among a host of others. A mixture of poetry an... stuff and thingsyestotalfeckineejitpartdeux https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ah-feck-feck-and-feckitty-feck.html?showComment=1268399844064 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ah, Feck, feck and feckitty feck! How fughin typical is that? Here I am a leg end in my own lifetime, a bloggo genius at the peak of bloggability and on the cusp of blogging ... yestotalfeckineejitah https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-goes-to-scotland.html?showComment=1269446601427 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY BUS GOES TO SCOTLAND The Poetry Bus World Tour is underway. Starting with Rachel Fox http://crowd-pleasers.blogspot.com/2010/03/get-off-bus-and.html Here are the... poetry busyestotalfeckineejitgoesscotland https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/hell-hath-no-fury.html?showComment=1268418227567 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Hell hath no fury like a magazine mogul scorned.My (our!) funding application to Wicklow County Council has been rejected. Are we disappointed? You betcha, bi... yestotalfeckineejithellhathfury https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/playschool-poetry-bus.html?showComment=1285410375237 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Playschool poetry Bus The poetry Bus rumbles and rambles on, I can't keep up with the fecking thing, which is excellent, shows it's working and a movin and a... the playschoolyestotalfeckineejitpoetrybus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/biology.html?showComment=1251327666565 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BIOLOGY The other day was a trilogy,well today I have 2 poems ,one from now and one from many hundreds left lying (lie-ing?) all over the place,this... yestotalfeckineejitbiology https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/where-lies-power-what-is-intent.html?showComment=1278619853983 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Where lies the power? What is the intent? What do they want, what have they got, what do they need? Who has the power? What is their intent? Who do they represent? Who will they kill... the powerwhat isyestotalfeckineejit https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/loadsastuff.html?showComment=1284044279207 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: LOADSASTUFF! MISSING :MAN AND SUPERMAN reward offered (see below) Firstly....OOshk!The Poetry Bus Mag is lookin livelier than a box of ferrets on benzad... yestotalfeckineejit https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/make-fuss-its-poetry-bus-mag.html?showComment=1285803991402 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Make a fuss, IT'S THE POETRY BUS MAG 'Butane Boy' by Colm Keegan. (The magnificent FREE pull-out ... the poetry busmake ayestotalfeckineejit https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/01/eejits-short-day-of-poetry-bus-soul.html?showComment=1295189141287 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: EEjits short day of the Poetry Bus soul. We're skating on thin ice,one world above , one below.Break the ice,down we dive to deeper and darker waters, we will not drown, deeper brea... the poetry bus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ye-didnt-feckin-miss-me.html?showComment=1267925713743 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YE didn't feckin miss me! I was away. Virtually away, or away virtually. No internet connection for two whole days!! ( Be honest now, you didn't even notice did you? ... yestotalfeckineejitmiss https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/am-i-safe.html?showComment=1279891634756 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Am I safe? This blog is many things, perhaps it's only one thing.If it is one thing I hope it is honest,to a certain degree, but in a good way.I hope i... yestotalfeckineejitsafe https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/02/this-could-be-heaven-this-could-be-hell.html?showComment=1267367746258 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THIS COULD BE HEAVEN: THIS COULD BE HELL!! THe poet tree bus rides again! Well disciples here we go. I was walkin and talkin to mrs EEjit and we came round to life and death and the h... could beyestotalfeckineejitheavenhell https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/01/eejits-short-day-of-poetry-bus-soul.html?showComment=1295235963099 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: EEjits short day of the Poetry Bus soul. We're skating on thin ice,one world above , one below.Break the ice,down we dive to deeper and darker waters, we will not drown, deeper brea... the poetry bus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/ishga-maninga-its-that-old-bus-of.html?showComment=1278316108262 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ishga Maninga! It's that old Bus of Poetry! Wonderful Weaver set the bus in motion this week with her task HERE If you have not yet been over and done , then get over and do. P... yestotalfeckineejit https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/01/eejits-short-day-of-poetry-bus-soul.html?showComment=1295286812286 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: EEjits short day of the Poetry Bus soul. We're skating on thin ice,one world above , one below.Break the ice,down we dive to deeper and darker waters, we will not drown, deeper brea... the poetry bus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/will-i-ever-forget-she-was-wearing.html?showComment=1268832293194 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THe BUS The Busz The BUsh the Brash the Bushell The Brushes TheBes The... Will I ever forget? She was wearing Stella McCartney I was drinking Stella Artois An homage to the pastiche of ourselves We were a match ... the bus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/train-train-its-poetry-bus.html?showComment=1267658090134 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Train Train! It's the POETRY BUS! Writing poetry is like painting The Forth Bridge- if you fall off you ain't gonna ride the bicycle again. Nope, I'm not sure what that means... the poetryyestotalfeckineejittrainbus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/monday-poem.html?showComment=1251757258493 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Monday poem Well I think the ones on local time are pretty much in so a big thanks to everybody ,I hope you got something out of it,a poem, a stanza, a ... the mondayyestotalfeckineejitpoem https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/poetry-in-community.html?showComment=1251301151266 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY IN THE COMMUNITY The five minute Monday poem experience is gathering volunteers like a rolling stone that defies the laws of aphorism, gathers moss. (See com... in theyestotalfeckineejitpoetrycommunity https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/monday-poem.html?showComment=1251759546726 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Monday poem Well I think the ones on local time are pretty much in so a big thanks to everybody ,I hope you got something out of it,a poem, a stanza, a ... the mondayyestotalfeckineejitpoem https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/02/120-socks-rocks-bus.html?showComment=1298422081762 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: 120 Socks , rocks the BUs!! Vespertine To return to the ageing skin Feel summers waning amber, a listless agonic warmth, parchment dry, paper thin... yestotalfeckineejitsocksrocksbus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/will-i-ever-forget-she-was-wearing.html?showComment=1268821898245 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THe BUS The Busz The BUsh the Brash the Bushell The Brushes TheBes The... Will I ever forget? She was wearing Stella McCartney I was drinking Stella Artois An homage to the pastiche of ourselves We were a match ... the bus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/gone-to-hospital.html?showComment=1249644468378 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Gone to hospital See you all later.PG. yestotalfeckineejitgonehospital https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/poetry-in-community.html?showComment=1251362874250 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY IN THE COMMUNITY The five minute Monday poem experience is gathering volunteers like a rolling stone that defies the laws of aphorism, gathers moss. (See com... in theyestotalfeckineejitpoetrycommunity https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/sunday-pome-on-sitarday.html?showComment=1269247840381 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THe (monday) SUndaY Pome (on a sitarday) Looking at you with lust in my eye picture this portrait the drinking Dorian Grey blood shot peepers peeping at you Whiskey and wry a one ar... the mondayyestotalfeckineejit https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/almost-late-for-bus.html?showComment=1279548834909 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: ALMOST LATE FOR THE BUS !! Busier than a hyperactive bee on amphetamines and a bonus.Will try to get round to read the rest o the passengeroos today.Wrote this rea... for theyestotalfeckineejitalmostlate https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/train-train-its-poetry-bus.html?showComment=1267869729402 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Train Train! It's the POETRY BUS! Writing poetry is like painting The Forth Bridge- if you fall off you ain't gonna ride the bicycle again. Nope, I'm not sure what that means... the poetryyestotalfeckineejittrainbus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/sunday-pome-on-sitarday.html?showComment=1269309235376 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THe (monday) SUndaY Pome (on a sitarday) Looking at you with lust in my eye picture this portrait the drinking Dorian Grey blood shot peepers peeping at you Whiskey and wry a one ar... the mondayyestotalfeckineejit https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/01/couldnt-find-nose-on-me-face.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: COULDN'T FIND A NOSE ON ME FACE Turns out I was in da wrong place entirely as usual, it's the same when I'm looking for anything in da kitchen at home. Since posting the PI... https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/09/yabba-dabba-and-dooo-its-monday.html?showComment=1254260790947 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YABBA DABBA AND DOOO IT'S MONDAY Thats right folks the day we have all been waiting for is here.Thank feck the weekend is over at last,bask now comrades in rays of joyous ex... yestotalfeckineejitdabbadooomonday https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/last-minute-reminder-for-hard-of.html?showComment=1251741976828 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Last minute reminder for the hard of remembering You forgot didn't you? How could you? Well listen it's not too late to join in the monday global poetry zeitgeist experience. The rules are... last minute https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-de-briefing.html?showComment=1267496326297 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY BUS DE-BRIEFING Well , that was a smorgesbord of death and delight! People eaten by cows, scattered among the dirt or lifted high in a soapy bubble and eve... poetry busyestotalfeckineejitdebriefing https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/11/still-at-it-theres-no-stopping-me-now.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Still at it, there's no stopping me now! Picture this. Work it out Three simple steps One moment jig-sawed. Wide open abstraction- BREATHE! I never felt more, alive. You could never... no stoppingyestotalfeckineejitstill https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/poetry-bus-doms-gone-bananas.html?showComment=1278416088247 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE POETRY BUS, DOM's GONE BANANAS!! One banana, two banana ,three banana, four.Five bananas on the Poetry Bus but we want twenty more, la la la, la la la la, la la la ,la la la... the poetry busyestotalfeckineejitdomgone https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/one-swineflu-does-not-summer-make.html?showComment=1249152605702 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: One swineflu does not a summer make Mrs EEjit also full of it. US. Are they swifts or swallows, I can never tell and did either of them ever make a summer anyway? Hard to belie... does notyestotalfeckineejitone https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-is-back-outa-hoshppidal.html?showComment=1250112846090 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: I is back outta Hoshppidal and hopefully nearly outa the woods too.Very tired, very weak.Must bed rest for another week then take it easy for another three,then go bac... yestotalfeckineejitbackoutta https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/not-dr-ted-etc.html?showComment=1250263465685 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Not Dr Ted etc Don't be expecting much now yous, I'm fecking dying here! Act one, scene one. A doctors surgery.Dr Ted and Dr Dougal are walking tippy- toe ... yestotalfeckineejitdrtedetc https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-poem.html?showComment=1269818981420 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Poetry Bus Poem. The Bus is brim full of diesel and heading out around the world.It's already in Scotland over at Rachel Fox's blog http://feedproxy.google.c... the poetry busyestotalfeckineejitpoem https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1251573736047 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water... drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-world-tour.html?showComment=1269299797606 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY BUS WORLD TOUR I want the bus to go on tour.I'm looking for victims, I mean volunteers to drive the bus on their blog, a different blog each week for 4 wee... poetry busyestotalfeckineejitworldtour https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/poetry-in-community.html?showComment=1251301820742 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY IN THE COMMUNITY The five minute Monday poem experience is gathering volunteers like a rolling stone that defies the laws of aphorism, gathers moss. (See com... in theyestotalfeckineejitpoetrycommunity https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1251498510686 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water... drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/09/yabba-dabba-and-dooo-its-monday.html?showComment=1254237414465 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YABBA DABBA AND DOOO IT'S MONDAY Thats right folks the day we have all been waiting for is here.Thank feck the weekend is over at last,bask now comrades in rays of joyous ex... yestotalfeckineejitdabbadooomonday https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/ireland-gets-new-national-anthem.html?showComment=1278058736663 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ireland gets new national anthem !! Spread the love! Kalle Ryan and Enda Roche of the Brown Bread Mix tape night up in Dubland entered and won a competition run by The Irish Ti... yestotalfeckineejitirelandgetsnew https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/biology.html?showComment=1251370078863 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BIOLOGY The other day was a trilogy,well today I have 2 poems ,one from now and one from many hundreds left lying (lie-ing?) all over the place,this... yestotalfeckineejitbiology https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/should-it-stay-or-should-it-go.html?showComment=1250599016110 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Should it stay or should it go? I seem to have grown a beard.Since getting ill the bic razor was far too heavy to lift and the bathroom seemed a far and distant land, so be... yestotalfeckineejitstaygo https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/02/this-could-be-heaven-this-could-be-hell.html?showComment=1267168991733 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THIS COULD BE HEAVEN: THIS COULD BE HELL!! THe poet tree bus rides again! Well disciples here we go. I was walkin and talkin to mrs EEjit and we came round to life and death and the h... could beyestotalfeckineejitheavenhell https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/protest-bus.html?showComment=1269030182554 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE PROTEST BUS! (Putting the Ha! into hate.) What gets your goat, up yer nose, sticks in your craw? Do idiots irk you, are you browned off by bores, piqued... the protestyestotalfeckineejitbus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/inspiration.html?showComment=1250354028131 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: INSPIRATION Atvovo Metro station St Petersburgh 2002 ( beats Tara st. any day of the week) Locomotive workers theatre nr Mongolia (Closed ,along with t... yestotalfeckineejitinspiration https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1251501778203 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water... drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/not-really-back-yet.html?showComment=1284567514225 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Not really back yet Although technically back, I'm not officially back yet till @5pm. Put the cat on. not reallyyestotalfeckineejitbackyet https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ah-feck-feck-and-feckitty-feck.html?showComment=1268385640931 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ah, Feck, feck and feckitty feck! How fughin typical is that? Here I am a leg end in my own lifetime, a bloggo genius at the peak of bloggability and on the cusp of blogging ... yestotalfeckineejitah https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/bus-poetry-bus-poetry-bus-poetry.html?showComment=1283637505655 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BUS poetry BUS poetry BUS poetry Pure fiction is driving this week HERE Many thanks to Karen for driving last week, I think we got the most poems ever! So many thanks to Ka... yestotalfeckineejitbuspoetry https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/almost-late-for-bus.html?showComment=1279555343973 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: ALMOST LATE FOR THE BUS !! Busier than a hyperactive bee on amphetamines and a bonus.Will try to get round to read the rest o the passengeroos today.Wrote this rea... for theyestotalfeckineejitalmostlate https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/unstoppable-force-and-immovable-object.html?showComment=1251132804626 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The unstoppable force and the immovable object According to latest reports on the stand-off at EEjit castle a resolution has been reached.Mrs EEjit (34) declared that either the beard wen... the unstoppableyestotalfeckineejitforceimmovable https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/09/yabba-dabba-and-dooo-its-monday.html?showComment=1254311257757 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YABBA DABBA AND DOOO IT'S MONDAY Thats right folks the day we have all been waiting for is here.Thank feck the weekend is over at last,bask now comrades in rays of joyous ex... yestotalfeckineejitdabbadooomonday https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/where-lies-power-what-is-intent.html?showComment=1278917348035 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Where lies the power? What is the intent? What do they want, what have they got, what do they need? Who has the power? What is their intent? Who do they represent? Who will they kill... the powerwhat isyestotalfeckineejit https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/oops.html?showComment=1284357518919 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: OOPS! Forgot to to do do the the prize rize draw for the shed poets book with beautiful cover photo done by TFE.So get in while you can.Only 3 or ... yestotalfeckineejitoops https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1253233542969 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water... drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/tonibell-marks-end-of-world.html?showComment=1250534342491 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Tonibell marks the end of the world THE DAY I NEARLY DIED. The four horsemen of the apocalypse rode in ,a flying tango to a Tonibell Calypso beat. I realise pathetically that t... the endyestotalfeckineejitmarksworld https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-report_17.html?showComment=1269028616436 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Poetry Bus the report Twasn't the best of prompts,I'll give ye that. A toughie it turned out to be,what the feck was I thinking, in me Irish blog olympics week an... poetry busyestotalfeckineejitreport https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/monday-poem-assignment.html?showComment=1251154922354 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE MONDAY POEM- AN ASSIGNMENT Dear people of Bloggsville.Monday is not always a great day.But It is a day that I think ,for no particular reason , should be marked by a w... the mondayyestotalfeckineejitpoemassignment https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/04/bus-crash-poetry-from-nanook.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Bus crash poetry from Nanook! The latest Poetry Bus prompt is HERE! http://sciencegirltraveler. blogspot.com/2011/04/just-too- too-far-too-bussy.html Many thanks To NanU ... bus crashyestotalfeckineejitpoetrynanook https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1253294138866 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water... drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/protest-bus.html?showComment=1268972384019 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE PROTEST BUS! (Putting the Ha! into hate.) What gets your goat, up yer nose, sticks in your craw? Do idiots irk you, are you browned off by bores, piqued... the protestyestotalfeckineejitbus https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/02/colm-liddy-book-launch.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: COLM LIDDY BOOK LAUNCH The writer and musician Colm Liddy has a great debut book out with Penguin Ireland called '40 fights between husbands and wives' The launch ... yestotalfeckineejitcolmliddybook https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/last-minute-reminder-for-hard-of.html?showComment=1251742539663 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Last minute reminder for the hard of remembering You forgot didn't you? How could you? Well listen it's not too late to join in the monday global poetry zeitgeist experience. The rules are... last minute https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/wrong-miracle.html?showComment=1252997115943 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Wrong Miracle Just finished reading Liz Gallaghers debut collection 'The Wrong Miracle' and loved it.Liz Gallagher was born and brought up in Donegal, Ire... yestotalfeckineejitwrongmiracle https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/11/poetry-bus-launch-night.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE POETRY BUS LAUNCH NIGHT If you cant make it to The International Bar 8pm Wicklow street, why not tune in live at the link below.The Poetry Bus Mag will be officia... the poetry busyestotalfeckineejitlaunchnight https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1251461427254 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water... drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/wrong-miracle.html?showComment=1251734292720 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Wrong Miracle Just finished reading Liz Gallaghers debut collection 'The Wrong Miracle' and loved it.Liz Gallagher was born and brought up in Donegal, Ire... yestotalfeckineejitwrongmiracle https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/gone-to-hospital.html?showComment=1249643080555 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Gone to hospital See you all later.PG. yestotalfeckineejitgonehospital https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/word-on-street-is.html?showComment=1249417605303 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The word on the street is... Pneumonia and partially collapsed lung. the wordon streetyestotalfeckineejit https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/01/buy-this-book.html?showComment=1231787940000 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BUY THIS BOOK! The Theory of Iconic Realism: Understanding the Arts through Cultural Context by Jeanne I. Lakatos Contribution to Scholarship: This study o... buy thisyestotalfeckineejitbook https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ah-feck-feck-and-feckitty-feck.html?showComment=1268688048632 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ah, Feck, feck and feckitty feck! How fughin typical is that? Here I am a leg end in my own lifetime, a bloggo genius at the peak of bloggability and on the cusp of blogging ... yestotalfeckineejitah https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/inspiration.html?showComment=1250422316397 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: INSPIRATION Atvovo Metro station St Petersburgh 2002 ( beats Tara st. any day of the week) Locomotive workers theatre nr Mongolia (Closed ,along with t... yestotalfeckineejitinspiration https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/stop-press-mrs-eejit-gets-injunction.html?showComment=1250795595625 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: STOP PRESS MRS EEJIT GETS INJUNCTION In a last minute shock development Mrs EEjit has taken out a court order against TFE's beard.(I seem to have taken to talking about myself i... stop pressyestotalfeckineejitmrsgets https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/coming-soon-to-computer-screen-near-you.html?showComment=1250111634904 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Coming soon to a computer screen near you coming soon https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/you-decide.html?showComment=1250624850889 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YOU decide Luke Kelly? Or Marty Morrisey Willow http://willowmanor.blogspot.com/ cleverly suggested to post pictures of myself with and without bear... yestotalfeckineejitdecide https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/06/tfes-bad-good-beer-guide.html Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: TFE's BAD GOOD BEER GUIDE Hello comrades and welcome to more helpful hints from the worlds biggest EEjit. My new beer guide will be an irregular unthorough and shallo... good beeryestotalfeckineejittfebad https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ye-didnt-feckin-miss-me.html?showComment=1267882046748 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YE didn't feckin miss me! I was away. Virtually away, or away virtually. No internet connection for two whole days!! ( Be honest now, you didn't even notice did you? ... yestotalfeckineejitmiss https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/das-poetry-bus-ist-schnell-und-schon.html?showComment=1267961452726 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Das Poetry Bus ist schnell und schon. Can you believe it's almost Monday? It doesn't seem hardly even almost a week since last monday. Time is such a funny substance, sometimes ... poetry busyestotalfeckineejitdas https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/hell-hath-no-fury.html?showComment=1268359013733 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Hell hath no fury like a magazine mogul scorned.My (our!) funding application to Wicklow County Council has been rejected. Are we disappointed? You betcha, bi... yestotalfeckineejithellhathfury https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/should-it-stay-or-should-it-go.html?showComment=1250716794163 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Should it stay or should it go? I seem to have grown a beard.Since getting ill the bic razor was far too heavy to lift and the bathroom seemed a far and distant land, so be... yestotalfeckineejitstaygo https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-poetry-bus-challenge.html?showComment=1266874283559 Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: NEW POETRY BUS CHALLENGE Not sure I've even been round to all last weeks poetry lovers yet but some lovely stuff as usual.Check the previous post again as there are ... new poetryyestotalfeckineejitbuschallenge