https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1253313768456
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal
A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water...
drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/10/you-know-how-to-drive-bus-doncha.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: You know how to drive a bus doncha?
Just put your lips together and blow. Or is that whistling? Either which way drivers are required.No previous experience, talent, or ability...
how to driveyou know
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/02/fly-has-landed.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE FLY HAS LANDED
Here's Jimmy the Butler with the almost life-sized bumper edition of the stinging fly Yip, da new fly (always eagerly awaited in dis castle)...
the flyyestotalfeckineejitlanded
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1253317416035
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal
A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water...
drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/monday-poem-assignment.html?showComment=1251243561283
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE MONDAY POEM- AN ASSIGNMENT
Dear people of Bloggsville.Monday is not always a great day.But It is a day that I think ,for no particular reason , should be marked by a w...
the mondayyestotalfeckineejitpoemassignment
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2012/03/it-was-best-of-times-it-was-worst-its.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: It was the best of times it was the worst, it's all poo and nuts but...
So, the first proofs of me life's work 'Jewel' to be published by the lovely people at Salmon poetry have arrived. This is exciting and terr...
the best of times
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/09/poetry-bus-part-deux.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Poetry Bus part deux
the poetry busyestotalfeckineejitpartdeux
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ye-didnt-feckin-miss-me.html?showComment=1267924891409
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YE didn't feckin miss me!
I was away. Virtually away, or away virtually. No internet connection for two whole days!! ( Be honest now, you didn't even notice did you? ...
yestotalfeckineejitmiss
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/stop-press-mrs-eejit-gets-injunction.html?showComment=1250798094479
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: STOP PRESS MRS EEJIT GETS INJUNCTION
In a last minute shock development Mrs EEjit has taken out a court order against TFE's beard.(I seem to have taken to talking about myself i...
stop pressyestotalfeckineejitmrsgets
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/wrong-miracle.html?showComment=1251708305070
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Wrong Miracle
Just finished reading Liz Gallaghers debut collection 'The Wrong Miracle' and loved it.Liz Gallagher was born and brought up in Donegal, Ire...
yestotalfeckineejitwrongmiracle
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/11/bus-leaves-early.html?showComment=1290642495115
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BUS LEAVES EARLY!!
I have a sore head.Haven't been round to see all Enchanted Oaks Passengos yet (but I will) and here we are ready to go again, YABBADABBADOO...
yestotalfeckineejitbusleavesearly
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/stuff-and-ting-ling-bus-time.html?showComment=1284624163164
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Stuff and ting a ling a bus time!
Ok. Slippers lit, pipe on, wife out (mousing), cat cooking (dinner). Don't feed the Pixies has left the building.We know not why.Maybe he fe...
yestotalfeckineejitstuff
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/02/socks-and-drugs-and-rock-and-roll.html?showComment=1297932511112
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Socks and drugs and rock and roll!
Tis Poetry Bus time once more. Many thanks to Her Royal Bugness for drivelo so brilliantly last week and for all the great passengers, whose...
yestotalfeckineejitsocksdrugsrock
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/tfe-blog-loses-blog-award-gasp.html?showComment=1269115596203
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: TFE BLOG LOSES BLOG AWARD- GASP!
I don't believe it! THe dream is at an end after minutes of toil, years of blood , snot,sweat and tears. It's been a rololercoaster (a cross...
yestotalfeckineejittfeblogloses
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/stuff-and-things-and-what-part-deux.html?showComment=1269947980044
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Stuff and things and what? Part DEUX
A fine anthology from The Deansgrange Writers Group featuring our own Bus Poet Padhraig Nolan among a host of others. A mixture of poetry an...
stuff and thingsyestotalfeckineejitpartdeux
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ah-feck-feck-and-feckitty-feck.html?showComment=1268399844064
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ah, Feck, feck and feckitty feck!
How fughin typical is that? Here I am a leg end in my own lifetime, a bloggo genius at the peak of bloggability and on the cusp of blogging ...
yestotalfeckineejitah
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-goes-to-scotland.html?showComment=1269446601427
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY BUS GOES TO SCOTLAND
The Poetry Bus World Tour is underway. Starting with Rachel Fox http://crowd-pleasers.blogspot.com/2010/03/get-off-bus-and.html Here are the...
poetry busyestotalfeckineejitgoesscotland
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/hell-hath-no-fury.html?showComment=1268418227567
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Hell hath no fury
like a magazine mogul scorned.My (our!) funding application to Wicklow County Council has been rejected. Are we disappointed? You betcha, bi...
yestotalfeckineejithellhathfury
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/playschool-poetry-bus.html?showComment=1285410375237
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Playschool poetry Bus
The poetry Bus rumbles and rambles on, I can't keep up with the fecking thing, which is excellent, shows it's working and a movin and a...
the playschoolyestotalfeckineejitpoetrybus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/biology.html?showComment=1251327666565
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BIOLOGY
The other day was a trilogy,well today I have 2 poems ,one from now and one from many hundreds left lying (lie-ing?) all over the place,this...
yestotalfeckineejitbiology
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/where-lies-power-what-is-intent.html?showComment=1278619853983
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Where lies the power? What is the intent?
What do they want, what have they got, what do they need? Who has the power? What is their intent? Who do they represent? Who will they kill...
the powerwhat isyestotalfeckineejit
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/loadsastuff.html?showComment=1284044279207
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: LOADSASTUFF!
MISSING :MAN AND SUPERMAN reward offered (see below) Firstly....OOshk!The Poetry Bus Mag is lookin livelier than a box of ferrets on benzad...
yestotalfeckineejit
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/make-fuss-its-poetry-bus-mag.html?showComment=1285803991402
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Make a fuss, IT'S THE POETRY BUS MAG
'Butane Boy' by Colm Keegan. (The magnificent FREE pull-out ...
the poetry busmake ayestotalfeckineejit
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/01/eejits-short-day-of-poetry-bus-soul.html?showComment=1295189141287
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: EEjits short day of the Poetry Bus soul.
We're skating on thin ice,one world above , one below.Break the ice,down we dive to deeper and darker waters, we will not drown, deeper brea...
the poetry bus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ye-didnt-feckin-miss-me.html?showComment=1267925713743
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YE didn't feckin miss me!
I was away. Virtually away, or away virtually. No internet connection for two whole days!! ( Be honest now, you didn't even notice did you? ...
yestotalfeckineejitmiss
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/am-i-safe.html?showComment=1279891634756
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Am I safe?
This blog is many things, perhaps it's only one thing.If it is one thing I hope it is honest,to a certain degree, but in a good way.I hope i...
yestotalfeckineejitsafe
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/02/this-could-be-heaven-this-could-be-hell.html?showComment=1267367746258
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THIS COULD BE HEAVEN: THIS COULD BE HELL!!
THe poet tree bus rides again! Well disciples here we go. I was walkin and talkin to mrs EEjit and we came round to life and death and the h...
could beyestotalfeckineejitheavenhell
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/01/eejits-short-day-of-poetry-bus-soul.html?showComment=1295235963099
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: EEjits short day of the Poetry Bus soul.
We're skating on thin ice,one world above , one below.Break the ice,down we dive to deeper and darker waters, we will not drown, deeper brea...
the poetry bus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/ishga-maninga-its-that-old-bus-of.html?showComment=1278316108262
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ishga Maninga! It's that old Bus of Poetry!
Wonderful Weaver set the bus in motion this week with her task HERE If you have not yet been over and done , then get over and do. P...
yestotalfeckineejit
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/01/eejits-short-day-of-poetry-bus-soul.html?showComment=1295286812286
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: EEjits short day of the Poetry Bus soul.
We're skating on thin ice,one world above , one below.Break the ice,down we dive to deeper and darker waters, we will not drown, deeper brea...
the poetry bus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/will-i-ever-forget-she-was-wearing.html?showComment=1268832293194
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THe BUS The Busz The BUsh the Brash the Bushell The Brushes TheBes The...
Will I ever forget? She was wearing Stella McCartney I was drinking Stella Artois An homage to the pastiche of ourselves We were a match ...
the bus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/train-train-its-poetry-bus.html?showComment=1267658090134
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Train Train! It's the POETRY BUS!
Writing poetry is like painting The Forth Bridge- if you fall off you ain't gonna ride the bicycle again. Nope, I'm not sure what that means...
the poetryyestotalfeckineejittrainbus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/monday-poem.html?showComment=1251757258493
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Monday poem
Well I think the ones on local time are pretty much in so a big thanks to everybody ,I hope you got something out of it,a poem, a stanza, a ...
the mondayyestotalfeckineejitpoem
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/poetry-in-community.html?showComment=1251301151266
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY IN THE COMMUNITY
The five minute Monday poem experience is gathering volunteers like a rolling stone that defies the laws of aphorism, gathers moss. (See com...
in theyestotalfeckineejitpoetrycommunity
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/monday-poem.html?showComment=1251759546726
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Monday poem
Well I think the ones on local time are pretty much in so a big thanks to everybody ,I hope you got something out of it,a poem, a stanza, a ...
the mondayyestotalfeckineejitpoem
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/02/120-socks-rocks-bus.html?showComment=1298422081762
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: 120 Socks , rocks the BUs!!
Vespertine To return to the ageing skin Feel summers waning amber, a listless agonic warmth, parchment dry, paper thin...
yestotalfeckineejitsocksrocksbus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/will-i-ever-forget-she-was-wearing.html?showComment=1268821898245
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THe BUS The Busz The BUsh the Brash the Bushell The Brushes TheBes The...
Will I ever forget? She was wearing Stella McCartney I was drinking Stella Artois An homage to the pastiche of ourselves We were a match ...
the bus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/gone-to-hospital.html?showComment=1249644468378
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Gone to hospital
See you all later.PG.
yestotalfeckineejitgonehospital
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/poetry-in-community.html?showComment=1251362874250
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY IN THE COMMUNITY
The five minute Monday poem experience is gathering volunteers like a rolling stone that defies the laws of aphorism, gathers moss. (See com...
in theyestotalfeckineejitpoetrycommunity
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/sunday-pome-on-sitarday.html?showComment=1269247840381
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THe (monday) SUndaY Pome (on a sitarday)
Looking at you with lust in my eye picture this portrait the drinking Dorian Grey blood shot peepers peeping at you Whiskey and wry a one ar...
the mondayyestotalfeckineejit
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/almost-late-for-bus.html?showComment=1279548834909
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: ALMOST LATE FOR THE BUS !!
Busier than a hyperactive bee on amphetamines and a bonus.Will try to get round to read the rest o the passengeroos today.Wrote this rea...
for theyestotalfeckineejitalmostlate
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/train-train-its-poetry-bus.html?showComment=1267869729402
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Train Train! It's the POETRY BUS!
Writing poetry is like painting The Forth Bridge- if you fall off you ain't gonna ride the bicycle again. Nope, I'm not sure what that means...
the poetryyestotalfeckineejittrainbus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/sunday-pome-on-sitarday.html?showComment=1269309235376
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THe (monday) SUndaY Pome (on a sitarday)
Looking at you with lust in my eye picture this portrait the drinking Dorian Grey blood shot peepers peeping at you Whiskey and wry a one ar...
the mondayyestotalfeckineejit
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/01/couldnt-find-nose-on-me-face.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: COULDN'T FIND A NOSE ON ME FACE
Turns out I was in da wrong place entirely as usual, it's the same when I'm looking for anything in da kitchen at home. Since posting the PI...
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/09/yabba-dabba-and-dooo-its-monday.html?showComment=1254260790947
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YABBA DABBA AND DOOO IT'S MONDAY
Thats right folks the day we have all been waiting for is here.Thank feck the weekend is over at last,bask now comrades in rays of joyous ex...
yestotalfeckineejitdabbadooomonday
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/last-minute-reminder-for-hard-of.html?showComment=1251741976828
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Last minute reminder for the hard of remembering
You forgot didn't you? How could you? Well listen it's not too late to join in the monday global poetry zeitgeist experience. The rules are...
last minute
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-de-briefing.html?showComment=1267496326297
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY BUS DE-BRIEFING
Well , that was a smorgesbord of death and delight! People eaten by cows, scattered among the dirt or lifted high in a soapy bubble and eve...
poetry busyestotalfeckineejitdebriefing
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/11/still-at-it-theres-no-stopping-me-now.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Still at it, there's no stopping me now!
Picture this. Work it out Three simple steps One moment jig-sawed. Wide open abstraction- BREATHE! I never felt more, alive. You could never...
no stoppingyestotalfeckineejitstill
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/poetry-bus-doms-gone-bananas.html?showComment=1278416088247
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE POETRY BUS, DOM's GONE BANANAS!!
One banana, two banana ,three banana, four.Five bananas on the Poetry Bus but we want twenty more, la la la, la la la la, la la la ,la la la...
the poetry busyestotalfeckineejitdomgone
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/one-swineflu-does-not-summer-make.html?showComment=1249152605702
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: One swineflu does not a summer make
Mrs EEjit also full of it. US. Are they swifts or swallows, I can never tell and did either of them ever make a summer anyway? Hard to belie...
does notyestotalfeckineejitone
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-is-back-outa-hoshppidal.html?showComment=1250112846090
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: I is back outta Hoshppidal
and hopefully nearly outa the woods too.Very tired, very weak.Must bed rest for another week then take it easy for another three,then go bac...
yestotalfeckineejitbackoutta
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/not-dr-ted-etc.html?showComment=1250263465685
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Not Dr Ted etc
Don't be expecting much now yous, I'm fecking dying here! Act one, scene one. A doctors surgery.Dr Ted and Dr Dougal are walking tippy- toe ...
yestotalfeckineejitdrtedetc
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-poem.html?showComment=1269818981420
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Poetry Bus Poem.
The Bus is brim full of diesel and heading out around the world.It's already in Scotland over at Rachel Fox's blog http://feedproxy.google.c...
the poetry busyestotalfeckineejitpoem
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1251573736047
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal
A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water...
drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-world-tour.html?showComment=1269299797606
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY BUS WORLD TOUR
I want the bus to go on tour.I'm looking for victims, I mean volunteers to drive the bus on their blog, a different blog each week for 4 wee...
poetry busyestotalfeckineejitworldtour
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/poetry-in-community.html?showComment=1251301820742
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: POETRY IN THE COMMUNITY
The five minute Monday poem experience is gathering volunteers like a rolling stone that defies the laws of aphorism, gathers moss. (See com...
in theyestotalfeckineejitpoetrycommunity
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1251498510686
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal
A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water...
drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/09/yabba-dabba-and-dooo-its-monday.html?showComment=1254237414465
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YABBA DABBA AND DOOO IT'S MONDAY
Thats right folks the day we have all been waiting for is here.Thank feck the weekend is over at last,bask now comrades in rays of joyous ex...
yestotalfeckineejitdabbadooomonday
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/ireland-gets-new-national-anthem.html?showComment=1278058736663
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ireland gets new national anthem !!
Spread the love! Kalle Ryan and Enda Roche of the Brown Bread Mix tape night up in Dubland entered and won a competition run by The Irish Ti...
yestotalfeckineejitirelandgetsnew
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/biology.html?showComment=1251370078863
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BIOLOGY
The other day was a trilogy,well today I have 2 poems ,one from now and one from many hundreds left lying (lie-ing?) all over the place,this...
yestotalfeckineejitbiology
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/should-it-stay-or-should-it-go.html?showComment=1250599016110
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Should it stay or should it go?
I seem to have grown a beard.Since getting ill the bic razor was far too heavy to lift and the bathroom seemed a far and distant land, so be...
yestotalfeckineejitstaygo
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/02/this-could-be-heaven-this-could-be-hell.html?showComment=1267168991733
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THIS COULD BE HEAVEN: THIS COULD BE HELL!!
THe poet tree bus rides again! Well disciples here we go. I was walkin and talkin to mrs EEjit and we came round to life and death and the h...
could beyestotalfeckineejitheavenhell
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/protest-bus.html?showComment=1269030182554
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE PROTEST BUS!
(Putting the Ha! into hate.) What gets your goat, up yer nose, sticks in your craw? Do idiots irk you, are you browned off by bores, piqued...
the protestyestotalfeckineejitbus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/inspiration.html?showComment=1250354028131
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: INSPIRATION
Atvovo Metro station St Petersburgh 2002 ( beats Tara st. any day of the week) Locomotive workers theatre nr Mongolia (Closed ,along with t...
yestotalfeckineejitinspiration
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1251501778203
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal
A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water...
drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/not-really-back-yet.html?showComment=1284567514225
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Not really back yet
Although technically back, I'm not officially back yet till @5pm. Put the cat on.
not reallyyestotalfeckineejitbackyet
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ah-feck-feck-and-feckitty-feck.html?showComment=1268385640931
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ah, Feck, feck and feckitty feck!
How fughin typical is that? Here I am a leg end in my own lifetime, a bloggo genius at the peak of bloggability and on the cusp of blogging ...
yestotalfeckineejitah
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/bus-poetry-bus-poetry-bus-poetry.html?showComment=1283637505655
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BUS poetry BUS poetry BUS poetry
Pure fiction is driving this week HERE Many thanks to Karen for driving last week, I think we got the most poems ever! So many thanks to Ka...
yestotalfeckineejitbuspoetry
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/almost-late-for-bus.html?showComment=1279555343973
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: ALMOST LATE FOR THE BUS !!
Busier than a hyperactive bee on amphetamines and a bonus.Will try to get round to read the rest o the passengeroos today.Wrote this rea...
for theyestotalfeckineejitalmostlate
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/unstoppable-force-and-immovable-object.html?showComment=1251132804626
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The unstoppable force and the immovable object
According to latest reports on the stand-off at EEjit castle a resolution has been reached.Mrs EEjit (34) declared that either the beard wen...
the unstoppableyestotalfeckineejitforceimmovable
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/09/yabba-dabba-and-dooo-its-monday.html?showComment=1254311257757
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YABBA DABBA AND DOOO IT'S MONDAY
Thats right folks the day we have all been waiting for is here.Thank feck the weekend is over at last,bask now comrades in rays of joyous ex...
yestotalfeckineejitdabbadooomonday
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/07/where-lies-power-what-is-intent.html?showComment=1278917348035
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Where lies the power? What is the intent?
What do they want, what have they got, what do they need? Who has the power? What is their intent? Who do they represent? Who will they kill...
the powerwhat isyestotalfeckineejit
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/09/oops.html?showComment=1284357518919
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: OOPS!
Forgot to to do do the the prize rize draw for the shed poets book with beautiful cover photo done by TFE.So get in while you can.Only 3 or ...
yestotalfeckineejitoops
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1253233542969
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal
A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water...
drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/tonibell-marks-end-of-world.html?showComment=1250534342491
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Tonibell marks the end of the world
THE DAY I NEARLY DIED. The four horsemen of the apocalypse rode in ,a flying tango to a Tonibell Calypso beat. I realise pathetically that t...
the endyestotalfeckineejitmarksworld
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/poetry-bus-report_17.html?showComment=1269028616436
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Poetry Bus the report
Twasn't the best of prompts,I'll give ye that. A toughie it turned out to be,what the feck was I thinking, in me Irish blog olympics week an...
poetry busyestotalfeckineejitreport
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/monday-poem-assignment.html?showComment=1251154922354
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE MONDAY POEM- AN ASSIGNMENT
Dear people of Bloggsville.Monday is not always a great day.But It is a day that I think ,for no particular reason , should be marked by a w...
the mondayyestotalfeckineejitpoemassignment
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2011/04/bus-crash-poetry-from-nanook.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Bus crash poetry from Nanook!
The latest Poetry Bus prompt is HERE! http://sciencegirltraveler. blogspot.com/2011/04/just-too- too-far-too-bussy.html Many thanks To NanU ...
bus crashyestotalfeckineejitpoetrynanook
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1253294138866
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal
A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water...
drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/protest-bus.html?showComment=1268972384019
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE PROTEST BUS!
(Putting the Ha! into hate.) What gets your goat, up yer nose, sticks in your craw? Do idiots irk you, are you browned off by bores, piqued...
the protestyestotalfeckineejitbus
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/02/colm-liddy-book-launch.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: COLM LIDDY BOOK LAUNCH
The writer and musician Colm Liddy has a great debut book out with Penguin Ireland called '40 fights between husbands and wives' The launch ...
yestotalfeckineejitcolmliddybook
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/last-minute-reminder-for-hard-of.html?showComment=1251742539663
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Last minute reminder for the hard of remembering
You forgot didn't you? How could you? Well listen it's not too late to join in the monday global poetry zeitgeist experience. The rules are...
last minute
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/wrong-miracle.html?showComment=1252997115943
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Wrong Miracle
Just finished reading Liz Gallaghers debut collection 'The Wrong Miracle' and loved it.Liz Gallagher was born and brought up in Donegal, Ire...
yestotalfeckineejitwrongmiracle
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/11/poetry-bus-launch-night.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: THE POETRY BUS LAUNCH NIGHT
If you cant make it to The International Bar 8pm Wicklow street, why not tune in live at the link below.The Poetry Bus Mag will be officia...
the poetry busyestotalfeckineejitlaunchnight
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/drinking-water-isnt-normal_28.html?showComment=1251461427254
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Drinking water isn't normal
A) We all know what WC fields said about it B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, water...
drinking wateryestotalfeckineejitnormal
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/wrong-miracle.html?showComment=1251734292720
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The Wrong Miracle
Just finished reading Liz Gallaghers debut collection 'The Wrong Miracle' and loved it.Liz Gallagher was born and brought up in Donegal, Ire...
yestotalfeckineejitwrongmiracle
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/gone-to-hospital.html?showComment=1249643080555
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Gone to hospital
See you all later.PG.
yestotalfeckineejitgonehospital
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/word-on-street-is.html?showComment=1249417605303
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: The word on the street is...
Pneumonia and partially collapsed lung.
the wordon streetyestotalfeckineejit
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/01/buy-this-book.html?showComment=1231787940000
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: BUY THIS BOOK!
The Theory of Iconic Realism: Understanding the Arts through Cultural Context by Jeanne I. Lakatos Contribution to Scholarship: This study o...
buy thisyestotalfeckineejitbook
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ah-feck-feck-and-feckitty-feck.html?showComment=1268688048632
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Ah, Feck, feck and feckitty feck!
How fughin typical is that? Here I am a leg end in my own lifetime, a bloggo genius at the peak of bloggability and on the cusp of blogging ...
yestotalfeckineejitah
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/inspiration.html?showComment=1250422316397
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: INSPIRATION
Atvovo Metro station St Petersburgh 2002 ( beats Tara st. any day of the week) Locomotive workers theatre nr Mongolia (Closed ,along with t...
yestotalfeckineejitinspiration
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/stop-press-mrs-eejit-gets-injunction.html?showComment=1250795595625
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: STOP PRESS MRS EEJIT GETS INJUNCTION
In a last minute shock development Mrs EEjit has taken out a court order against TFE's beard.(I seem to have taken to talking about myself i...
stop pressyestotalfeckineejitmrsgets
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/coming-soon-to-computer-screen-near-you.html?showComment=1250111634904
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Coming soon to a computer screen near you
coming soon
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/you-decide.html?showComment=1250624850889
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YOU decide
Luke Kelly? Or Marty Morrisey Willow http://willowmanor.blogspot.com/ cleverly suggested to post pictures of myself with and without bear...
yestotalfeckineejitdecide
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/06/tfes-bad-good-beer-guide.html
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: TFE's BAD GOOD BEER GUIDE
Hello comrades and welcome to more helpful hints from the worlds biggest EEjit. My new beer guide will be an irregular unthorough and shallo...
good beeryestotalfeckineejittfebad
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ye-didnt-feckin-miss-me.html?showComment=1267882046748
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: YE didn't feckin miss me!
I was away. Virtually away, or away virtually. No internet connection for two whole days!! ( Be honest now, you didn't even notice did you? ...
yestotalfeckineejitmiss
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/das-poetry-bus-ist-schnell-und-schon.html?showComment=1267961452726
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Das Poetry Bus ist schnell und schon.
Can you believe it's almost Monday? It doesn't seem hardly even almost a week since last monday. Time is such a funny substance, sometimes ...
poetry busyestotalfeckineejitdas
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/03/hell-hath-no-fury.html?showComment=1268359013733
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Hell hath no fury
like a magazine mogul scorned.My (our!) funding application to Wicklow County Council has been rejected. Are we disappointed? You betcha, bi...
yestotalfeckineejithellhathfury
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2009/08/should-it-stay-or-should-it-go.html?showComment=1250716794163
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Should it stay or should it go?
I seem to have grown a beard.Since getting ill the bic razor was far too heavy to lift and the bathroom seemed a far and distant land, so be...
yestotalfeckineejitstaygo
https://totalfeckineejit.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-poetry-bus-challenge.html?showComment=1266874283559
Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: NEW POETRY BUS CHALLENGE
Not sure I've even been round to all last weeks poetry lovers yet but some lovely stuff as usual.Check the previous post again as there are ...
new poetryyestotalfeckineejitbuschallenge