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the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
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the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1571920986735
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/01/chick-fil-can-eat-me.html
the bitchy waiter: Chick-fil-A Can Eat Me
Yesterday's post, "Chick-Fil-A a Big Ol' Homophobe?" ruffled a lot of feathers and today I have learned that the company has removed their ...
the bitchy waiterchickfileat
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1572291055612
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/a-comment-on-cracker-barrel-comments.html?showComment=1361001966342
the bitchy waiter: A Comment on Cracker Barrel Comments
ATTN: This post was originally written on February 6, 2013. After it went up, I was contacted by the original writer of the article and she ...
the bitchy waitercracker barrelcomment
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2009/12/what-would-you-like-in-your-coffee.html
the bitchy waiter: What Would You Like in Your Coffee?
Now I don't drink coffee, so maybe I just don't "get it" but it seems to me that whether you put half and half or skim milk in your coffee, ...
the bitchy waiterwould youlikecoffee
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1553235417813
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/pastor-does-not-tip-waitress-fired-god.html?showComment=1360010828534
the bitchy waiter: Pastor Does Not Tip. Waitress Fired. God Yawns.
Make like Noah and build yourself an ark, because the Internet is flooded with a restaurant scandal that I can no longer remain silent abo...
the bitchy waiterdoes notpastor
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/01/hair-on-fire.html
the bitchy waiter: Hair on Fire
Working in the world of restaurants and catering, there are always candles around. And when there are candles around, it is only a matter of...
the bitchy waiterhair onfire
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1582209151707
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1640227566827
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1554707252234
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1573410899404
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1579326166081
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2012/10/comment-on-comments.html
the bitchy waiter: Comment on Comments
After almost two weeks of not writing for the blog, my fingers are literally itching to get back to work. Of course that itchy feeling c...
the bitchy waitercomment
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1364240260764
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1571127158147
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/a-comment-on-cracker-barrel-comments.html?showComment=1448031455970
the bitchy waiter: A Comment on Cracker Barrel Comments
ATTN: This post was originally written on February 6, 2013. After it went up, I was contacted by the original writer of the article and she ...
the bitchy waitercracker barrelcomment
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1566880589523
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2009/11/meeting-attendance-required.html?showComment=1259166090609
the bitchy waiter: Meeting- Attendance Required
I went to a mandatory meeting at my job last week. It was the first meeting that I have had to go to since starting at this job and I was f...
the bitchy waitermeeting attendancerequired
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/07/chew-chew-train-part-two.html
the bitchy waiter: Chew Chew Train, Part Two
Once before I wrote about being on a train and it was not a very great experience. In fact I would feel comfortable saying it was the oppo...
the bitchy waiterchewtrainparttwo
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/07/desperate-times-call-for-desperate.html
the bitchy waiter: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
Yes, I am still on vacation so maybe you will enjoy this post from when I was looking for a job last summer. And since part of my vacation ...
the bitchy waiterdesperate timescall formeasures
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1552649257871
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/restaurant-managers-say-darndest-things.html?showComment=1361853389214
the bitchy waiter: Restaurant Managers Say the Darndest Things
Restaurant managers are a curious breed. Do you think any of them grew up wanting to be a restaurant manager or is it something that just ha...
the bitchy waiterrestaurant managerssaythings
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/01/i-have-never-spit-in-food.html?showComment=1296235550970
the bitchy waiter: Don't Call Me a Faggot
One of the most common questions I am asked is if I have ever spit in anyone's food. The answer is absolutely not. In my 33 years of food s...
the bitchy waitercall mefaggot
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/07/reality-check-please.html
the bitchy waiter: Reality? Check, Please.
After a few weeks of living high on the hog and not waiting tables, reality is about to bitch slap me in the face and throw a tray in my ha...
the bitchy waiterreality checkplease
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1553421901290
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/a-comment-on-cracker-barrel-comments.html?showComment=1360278556668
the bitchy waiter: A Comment on Cracker Barrel Comments
ATTN: This post was originally written on February 6, 2013. After it went up, I was contacted by the original writer of the article and she ...
the bitchy waitercracker barrelcomment
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/pastor-does-not-tip-waitress-fired-god.html?showComment=1359746782512
the bitchy waiter: Pastor Does Not Tip. Waitress Fired. God Yawns.
Make like Noah and build yourself an ark, because the Internet is flooded with a restaurant scandal that I can no longer remain silent abo...
the bitchy waiterdoes notpastor
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1629286412298
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/pastor-does-not-tip-waitress-fired-god.html?showComment=1359806867611
the bitchy waiter: Pastor Does Not Tip. Waitress Fired. God Yawns.
Make like Noah and build yourself an ark, because the Internet is flooded with a restaurant scandal that I can no longer remain silent abo...
the bitchy waiterdoes notpastor
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1572821290048
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/07/for-amos-aka-i-hate-kids.html
the bitchy waiter: For Amos (A.K.A. I Hate Kids)
While having one of the best meals of my entire vacation, I was visually assaulted by the horrific sight of a booth that was crammed with un...
the bitchy waiteramoskhate
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1619644740832
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2012/09/tattoo-fail-or-bitchy-bartender.html
the bitchy waiter: Tattoo Fail, or Bitchy Bartender
As servers, we are required on a daily basis to make conversation with complete strangers. Do we like doing that? Of course not. We would...
the bitchy waitertattoofailbartender
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/02/
the bitchy waiter: February 2010
the bitchy waiterfebruary
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/restaurant-managers-say-darndest-things.html?showComment=1361924003421
the bitchy waiter: Restaurant Managers Say the Darndest Things
Restaurant managers are a curious breed. Do you think any of them grew up wanting to be a restaurant manager or is it something that just ha...
the bitchy waiterrestaurant managerssaythings
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/04/
the bitchy waiter: April 2010
the bitchy waiterapril
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2012/03/olive-oyl-is-alive-and-well.html
the bitchy waiter: Olive Oyl is Alive and Well
Have you ever wondered what Olive Oyl would like in today's day and age? Wonder no more because I think she sat at table 18 last night. S...
the bitchy waiterolive oylalivewell
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2012/01/free-shoes-from-shoes-for-crews.html
the bitchy waiter: Free Shoes From Shoes For Crews
I have been wearing the same crap pair of shoes to work for over two years. I bought them at Payless in 2009 and then a few months after tha...
the bitchy waiterfree shoescrews
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/10/louises-story-frat-boys-and-margaritas.html
the bitchy waiter: Louise's Story (Frat Boys and Margaritas)
My friend "Louise" told me a story about how she got a shitty tip at her Mexican restaurant job. The bill was $93 and she got four bucks a...
the bitchy waiterfrat boyslouisestorymargaritas
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/01/i-have-never-spit-in-food.html?showComment=1296242236652
the bitchy waiter: Don't Call Me a Faggot
One of the most common questions I am asked is if I have ever spit in anyone's food. The answer is absolutely not. In my 33 years of food s...
the bitchy waitercall mefaggot
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/03/credit-card-fraud-is-not-cool.html
the bitchy waiter: Credit Card Fraud is Not Cool
We food-slingers work for tips and it's no secret that we depend on them to make our living. Anonymous, let me stop you right there before y...
the bitchy waitercredit card fraudcool
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/07/how-to-make-more-money.html
the bitchy waiter: How To Make More Money
"Do you want to make more money? Of course we all do." Does that phrase ring a bell for anyone? It's the opening line for the commercial th...
the bitchy waiterhow to makemoney
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2012/01/good-morning-camel-toe.html
the bitchy waiter: Good Morning, Camel Toe
I saw a case of camel toe yesterday and it brought this post to mind. Yes, it is a repeat, but even Camel Toe deserves another day in the su...
the bitchy waitergood morningcameltoe
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2012/06/argument-for-separate-checks.html
the bitchy waiter: The Argument FOR Separate Checks
There is always an ongoing debate about separate checks. History tells us that servers do not like to deal with them, but with advanced tech...
the bitchy waiterargumentseparatechecks
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1614878159693
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2012/01/waitress-hits-customer-with-coffee-pot.html
the bitchy waiter: Waitress Hits Customer With Coffee Pot; Becomes My Hero
Not a day go by it seems where there isn't a waiter or waitress in the news for something. Either a waiter is having his finger broken by a ...
the bitchy waiter
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2012/07/identification-and-treatment-of-ranch.html
the bitchy waiter: Identification and Treatment of Ranch Monsters (Guest Blogger!)
While I am on vacation in Texas to see my family (an obli-cation is what I like to call it) I have set up some really wonderful guest bl...
the bitchy waiteridentification
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/01/truth-about-taco-bell-beef.html
the bitchy waiter: The Truth About Taco Bell Beef
It seems like only yesterday that I was writing a post about tacos and shouting out my love for all things Taco Bell. No sooner did I press...
the bitchy waitertaco belltruthbeef
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/01/lazy-lady-of-land.html
the bitchy waiter: Get Your Own Damn Coat, Lazy Lady
Last night at work was exceptionally busy. The show had about 102 people in the audience meaning all 102 of them were sat at the same time a...
the bitchy waiterget your owndamncoatlazy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1669815059658
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1564999491689
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1578321541949
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1491490450095
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1495554206080
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1567644312922
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/01/dear-bitchy-waiter.html
the bitchy waiter: Dear Bitchy Waiter
Time for another installment of Dear Bitchy, also known as "I Don't Know What the Fuck to Write About Today." Please email me at The Bitch...
the bitchy waiterdear
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1438848969060
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1581935534650
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1557923739597
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/pastor-does-not-tip-waitress-fired-god.html?showComment=1359758096505
the bitchy waiter: Pastor Does Not Tip. Waitress Fired. God Yawns.
Make like Noah and build yourself an ark, because the Internet is flooded with a restaurant scandal that I can no longer remain silent abo...
the bitchy waiterdoes notpastor
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1562795768469
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/06/i-hate-kids-part-378.html?showComment=1277574285310
the bitchy waiter: I Hate Kids, Part 378
Okay, so I am not waiting tables because I am busy being a full time actor and shit, but I have spent a lot of time eating at restaurants a...
the bitchy waiterhatekidspart
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/10/comment-on-comments.html
the bitchy waiter: A Comment on Comments
Last year I wrote a blog post regarding Cracker Barrel . It was a positive , upbeat, praise-my-waitress kind of post so who in the world wou...
the bitchy waitercomment
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1629287776798
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1364850184395
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/07/butter-sandwich.html
the bitchy waiter: Butter Sandwich
My vacation is almost over and I am probably somewhere right this second crying and trying to cram as much fattening food into my mouth as p...
the bitchy waiterbuttersandwich
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1542715192788
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/06/i-hate-kids-part-378.html?showComment=1277572807888
the bitchy waiter: I Hate Kids, Part 378
Okay, so I am not waiting tables because I am busy being a full time actor and shit, but I have spent a lot of time eating at restaurants a...
the bitchy waiterhatekidspart
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/01/complaining-of-sake-of-complaining.html
the bitchy waiter: Complaining of the Sake of Complaining
When I first see the man sitting at table 12 (why is always table 12?), my mind flashes back to an old ZZ Top video from the 80's. He has a ...
the bitchy waitercomplainingsake
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1574855835945
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?commentPage=2
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1582232832914
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/02/a-comment-on-cracker-barrel-comments.html?showComment=1360262285927
the bitchy waiter: A Comment on Cracker Barrel Comments
ATTN: This post was originally written on February 6, 2013. After it went up, I was contacted by the original writer of the article and she ...
the bitchy waitercracker barrelcomment
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/01/bitchy-waiter-new-years-resolutions.html
the bitchy waiter: Bitchy Waiter New Year's Resolutions
Father Time dragged his sorry ass outta here four days ago already and I have yet to come up with my resolutions for 2011. Meanwhile, Baby N...
the bitchy waiternew yearresolutions
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1560333636328
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/06/my-child-my-pet.html
the bitchy waiter: My Child, My Pet
Riding on the lovely 7 train yesterday, I spotted one of those mothers who thinks it's a good idea to attach their child to a leash. Howeve...
the bitchy waitermy childpet
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1560751995903
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/06/i-hate-kids-part-378.html?showComment=1277561684535
the bitchy waiter: I Hate Kids, Part 378
Okay, so I am not waiting tables because I am busy being a full time actor and shit, but I have spent a lot of time eating at restaurants a...
the bitchy waiterhatekidspart
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/04/take-this-job-and-fish-stick-and-shove.html?showComment=1560768657397
the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
the bitchy waitertake this job
https://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2013/03/white-zinfandel-is-fancy.html?showComment=1566195071094
the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
the bitchy waiterwhite zinfandelfancy
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the bitchy waiter: 10 Ways That Being a Waiter Has Made Me a Better Person
Working in restaurants for the better part of two decades has done a lot for me. True, it has given me a life-long disdain of lemons in wate...
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the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
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the bitchy waiter: A Comment on Cracker Barrel Comments
ATTN: This post was originally written on February 6, 2013. After it went up, I was contacted by the original writer of the article and she ...
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the bitchy waiter: Customer Leaves a Letter for Server
Well, file this under "warming the cockles of my tired black heart." A reader named Whitney sent me an email explaining that a woman came in...
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the bitchy waiter: Hey, Hey, Hey
You know I dream of being that wisecracking smart-ass waiter that we all see on television. I have written before about the vision of love...
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the bitchy waiter: Restaurant Managers Say the Darndest Things
Restaurant managers are a curious breed. Do you think any of them grew up wanting to be a restaurant manager or is it something that just ha...
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the bitchy waiter: Must be 21 To Read This Post, Part ll
I have written before about how annoying it is when underage kids come in to a restaurant and try to order drinks. Most of the time they or...
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the bitchy waiter: Don't Call Me a Faggot
One of the most common questions I am asked is if I have ever spit in anyone's food. The answer is absolutely not. In my 33 years of food s...
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the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
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the bitchy waiter: I Don't Know What 420 Means
Dude, I am totally going to write a blog post today even though it's 4/20 and I have way better things to do, man. I won't say what bette...
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the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
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the bitchy waiter: I Hate Your Baby. So What?
Since today is the day that Dr. Phil re-aired the "Brat Ban" episode that I was a part of, it seems only right to have a post about childr...
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the bitchy waiter: I Hate Kids, Part 378
Okay, so I am not waiting tables because I am busy being a full time actor and shit, but I have spent a lot of time eating at restaurants a...
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the bitchy waiter: Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do th...
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the bitchy waiter: White Zinfandel is Fancy
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and ...
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the bitchy waiter: No, Your Baby is Not Starving
Oh, entitled parents, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways, you self-absorbed time suckers who think that the world revolves around y...
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the bitchy waiter: Slip Sliding Away
So I tempted fate a few days ago by writing about dropping trays. Thankfully, I made it through my next shift with my trays as steady as ev...
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